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Yandere 2p’s method of kidnapping please

Since which countries were specified I’ll choose, thank you for the ask anon, I love this topic personally

2p England: Oliver will try to befriend you before he decides to kidnap you so he can get involved in your life and manipulate you into abandoning the people around them and only rely on him. In that situation he will hang out with you and make them some desert treat but drug them and once you are good and knocked out he will kidnap you and keep you in his home never being allowed to leave his side. If he can’t gain a relationship with you, his most simple method is finding you at night and injecting you directly with a drug to knock you out.

2p Germany: Since Lutz is delirious and thinks you are practically in a relationship already and he will want to progress his kidnapping pretty quickly. After months of constantly stalking them he will know their routine like the back of his hand. Since he feels like you and him are already close he will want his method to be up close and personal, he will follow you home on a night when he knows no one will be out and he comes up behind you and will head lock you until you pass out from lack of oxygen, Lutz will even press a kiss to your temple as you pass out telling them how he can’t wait till they wake up and start their new life together. 

2p Russia: Viktor isn’t known to get his hands dirty with such things as kidnapping so he will watch you and stalk you, most likely via hacking your phone camera and webcams on your computers and such. He will watch you and eventually when he feels the time is right he will send some Russian agents to kidnap you in the night and leave no trace of you ever being there. You will simply wake up and be in Viktor’s home in Russia with no means of ever escaping.

2p France: Francois is probably the laziest out of all the 2p’s, he always feels like you should just come to him without him actually having to put any effort into obtaining you. Since he is a realist he knows he will have to actually get off his ass to get you he doesn’t really care how it goes down as long as he achieves his goal. The most likely thing to happen is you come home one day and find your window open and there Francois will be sitting on your bed whether you know him or not. Before you have time to react to him he will quickly grab you and silence you with a rag of chloroform and hold you until you pass out. 

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Can you please write a scenario where 2p!England's S/O tells him about how her father humiliated her once again, being drunk and saying that she's stupid whore who couldn't even do anything right? I just had enough of that shit and I'm desperate for some violent 2p!England. Thanks.

Ohhhhhh MY GOD YES! I absolutely LOVE murderous violent 2p England! Thank you for the ask! I loved doing this one, also oh my lord this turned out way longer than I thought it would 

BIG trigger warning!! heavy violence, gore and torture in this one

Oliver gets a call from the only person he enjoys talking to. You. He answers the phone in his normal cheery voice 

“Its so good to hear from you love, how are you today!”

He hears you sniffing a little and he immediately stops smiling and asks “Love whats wrong? Did something happen? Are you okay?” 

You respond to him trying to hold it together after dealing with your horrible and verbally abusive drunk father once again “I-I’m fine Oli, I just need someone to talk to, and you are always here for me so can we just meet up and talk?” 

Of course Oliver immediately accepts saying you could meet at the coffee shop near your house and you agree. He wants to know who made you feel this way so he can rip them limb from limb. He wants to slowly take each one of their teeth from their mouth and stab their eyes so they can never have the privilege of seeing you ever again. As he walks to the coffee shop he imagines all the horrible ways he can torture whoever made you cry or even be the slightest bit upset. He will make. them. pay.

When he arrives at the coffee shop he sees you sitting down at a table and hurries over to join you. When he sits down he gives you a look as to say tell him everything.

You sigh and just as soon as you open your mouth it just seems to spill out “I just don’t know what to do my dad he won’t stop getting drunk and when he gets drunk he calls me worthless and says I’m a no good piece of shit and it just gets to me sometimes, I know I should be stronger than this but hes my dad, I want him to love me and be proud of me but.. I guess he can never be like that..” You stop as tears start to leave your eyes and Oliver instantly pulls you into a hug shushing you and telling you not to worry.

He says that if you want to you could move in with him and he says he would never treat you like your father does. You think about it for a second and nod your head. Oliver beams at you acceptance and while he is happy you said yes on the inside he is rather distracted now thinking of all the ways he plans to butcher your father into pieces so tiny no one will ever be able to recognize his pathetic ass again.

Oliver takes you home and waits for you to pack your things, luckily your father is passed out and you can sneak around and leave without him knowing. It takes all of Oliver’s will power to not walk in there and start to stab the man for making you feel worthless. 

Oliver takes you to his house and you settle in quite nicely and he shows you to a spare bedroom you can use. You smile and hug him quietly thanking him for how amazing he is and helping you through your difficult times. He smiles back saying how it’s no problem and anything for you. he tells you he has some business to deal with and that you can make yourself at home to whatever is in the fridge if you are hungry or to watch some tv while he is out. As he leaves and closes the door locking it, he promises himself to keep you there no matter the cost, so no one can hurt you again. You walked into that house not knowing you would never be able to leave it.

Oliver goes to his shed in the back and unlocks it, he grabs some of the tools he will need to deal with that pathetic man called your father. He makes his way with his bag to your old home. He enters the house through the window a now terrifying murderous look on his usual cheerful face. Your father is still passed out on his chair and Oliver stalks over to it. He wastes no time tying your father up making sure he can’t move any of his limbs.

When he finishes his work he smiles a smile that would send shivers down anyone’s spine who saw it. Oliver drags your father into his van he used to come to your house and throws him in the back. He drives into the woods to one of his ‘play rooms’ when he has your father secure in the sound proof room he goes and fills a bucket with ice cold water and goes back to your father. He throws the water on your father and he wakes with a start, sputtering and shivering looking confused as most people would.

“Who the fuck are you!?” Your father yells at Oliver. Oliver just smiles at him not saying a word, he goes and opens his bag and the contents inside glint and shine under the low lights of the dark room. He takes out some pliers and simply says “Lets start with this”

Your father’s eyes widen with fear as he realizes the severity of his situation “I- I have money I can show you where it is, just let me go, please”

“You really are an imbecile. I’m here because of how you treated your child. They are the only light in this world and how they came from you makes no sense to me.” He brings the pliers to your fathers fingers and taps each one while smiling, loving the psychological torture just as much as physical. Your father is shaking at this point begging for him not to hurt him.

Oliver pays no mind he just keeps on smiling “Eenie meenie miney moe” on moe he clamps the pliers down, hard, on your father’s left pinky finger, there is a sickening crunch and that finger is separated from his hand. He starts screaming and begging Oliver to stop.

He just grins more loving the pained screams as he chooses finger after finger to snip off, occasionally pulling a finger nail off before the finger comes off. 

After all the mans fingers are gone he moves to take off the tape on his mouth. Your father is half in half out of consciousness from the pain and Oliver take out a needle and some clear liquid in a bottle. He injects your father in the neck with the clear liquid and suddenly your father is alert once more. “Can’t have you falling asleep on me now can I” Oliver whispers to him. He starts to scream and beg once more because of the pain radiating from where he once had fingers up his whole body. 

Oliver soaks up the screaming, loving the sounds of him torturing this man who hurt his love, his one and only. He takes a drill out of his bag and turns it on and off warming it up as well as loving how the man’s screams and begs became louder but Oliver ignores him. He places the drill on the mans right knee just starting directly into your father’s eyes grinning ear to ear before switching the drill on. Blood from his knee join the blood from his hands on the floor. Sounds of the mans screams some how get even louder mixing with the whirring of the drill as it penetrates his knee cap into his leg. Blood is being slung all over the floor and walls and onto Oliver. He stops the drill and takes it out of the man’s knee.

The man would have passed out by this point if not for the little medicine he gave him earlier. The man’s eyes are bulging out of his skull now and he is breathing heavily. He grabs his pliers once more and grabs the mans face in his hands, the man starts to say something once more but is silenced when his jaw is pried open. 

Oliver takes the pliers and goes for an upper canine and rips it out of the mans mouth. The man is once again giving strangled cries for mercy which Oliver pays no mind too as he goes for other teeth in his mouth. Once Oliver gets tired of torturing this pathetic man he takes a big butcher knife and simply cuts your father’s right arm clean off. After that Oliver just lets the man bleed out and he watches him die. 

“Hm, well that was satisfying to say the lease” Oliver muses to himself grinning once again. He proceeds to chop up the rest of the body and makes plans to dispose of it. After the body is disposed of and his lair is cleaned of blood, teeth and fingers he cleans himself up not wanting you to see him covered in blood and of course start asking questions.

He rides home to find you asleep on the couch. He picks you up and takes you to his guest bedroom putting you in the bed to sleep peacefully. He kisses your forehead whispering goodnight. He walks to his room and lays down knowing soon whether you agree or not you will be his, sleeping in his bed with him, all to himself where no one else can see you. Where you are only his and where you shall stay with him for the rest of your days, no one to call you worthless anymore.

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How many asks do you have?

Currently 35 but I plan on getting through them as soon as possible so I can re-open requests!

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what are the 2p america, 2p canada 2p england 2p prussia and 2p china's reaction when their s/o sneaks up behind them and tickles them?

Thank you for the ask anon!

2p America: “Woah! What the fuck!” He might be startled at first and whip around to see what you were doing in case you were trying to attack him but when he realizes you are tickling him he laughs at you and smirks before jumping on you and pinning you to the ground and gets really close to your face whispering “So you wanna play that game doll?” and he attacks your sides tickling you back until you beg him to stop because you are crying of laughter and can’t take anymore

2p Canada: “What do you think you are doing?” He feels his s/o’s fingers attacking his side but he just turns around with his dead panned look before smirking and saying “You picked the wrong spot” He isn’t ticklish on his sides or stomach at all, he is only ticklish on his neck or the bottom of his feet. He scoops you up and says “Better luck next time” He loves how goofy you can be even if he doesn’t show it outwardly

2p England: “Oh my God! -Ahahahah” He is the most ticklish out of everyone, when you attack his sides in your surprise attack it only takes him a second before he is on the floor laughing so hard tears are in his eyes. only when you break from your attack is when he grabs you back smiling and hugging you saying “I love when you act like this love” he thinks you are adorable when you lighten up around him

2p Prussia: “...What the hell” He will be nonreactive to your surprise attack on his sides trying to tickle him. This man doesn’t have a ticklish bone in his body so good luck. He just stares at you in a way that makes you feel dumb for even trying. He will grab you in his arms and glare at you in his own loving way “You can be so dumb sometimes”

2p China: “Are you serious?” He tries to act serious when he feels you start to tickle his sides but it only takes a second for his serious facade to break and you grin knowing you won as he starts to laugh telling you to stop “Ok! Ok you win stop tickling me I can’t take it” He tries to act so tough but you know he has a level you can get to, to make him lighten up just a little.  

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2p and 1p yandere reaction to s/o dying

I decided to combine these two asks since they are really similar, whewwww this one was hella long good gosh, exhausting but glad to do it! thank you to the 2 askers 

2ps

Allies

2p England: He will wake up and roll over smiling sweetly at this lover next to him whispering good morning and kissing their cheek, he will snuggle back up to them and start talking to them when they don’t reply he feels a sinking feeling in his stomach and he shakes them but they don’t react. When he realizes they are dead he starts sobbing and screaming how they can’t leave him. He will leave them as long as he can before they start to deteriorate and he buries them in his garden outside

2p France: He will wake up not pay much attention to their s/o as he gets up to use the bathroom, he comes back and sees they are still ‘asleep’ and goes to eat some breakfast just scoffing and thinking they are being lazy today. He comes back after an hour or so and starts to poke them telling them its time to get up. When their s/o doesn’t respond he freezes and when he realizes they are dead he doesn’t respond he just stands there in shock and he goes into a deep drinking period wondering how you could leave him like everyone else did

2p Canada: He wakes up next to his s/o and gets up before them like normal since he is an early bird and is always awake before them. He decides to be particularly sweet this morning since you have been good and he makes some pancakes and brings them back to your room and he sets them on the night stand on your side of the bed. He gently shakes you telling you he made you breakfast and when you don’t respond he shakes you again. When he realizes you aren't reacting he freaks out and starts screaming you name. When he calms down he just holds your lifeless body in his arms until he realizes you need a proper burial

2p America: He wakes up and presses a kiss to his s/o’s lips like he does each morning. He starts talking to them about everything he has planned for that day as he enjoys rambling to his s/o. He stops eventually and asks why they are not talking to him and if he did something wrong. He realizes you are not breathing and starts freaking out trying to do anything to revive you but it is too late, you are gone. He breaks down and smashes everything in his house on a rampage. He feels more broken than ever in his life, he finally had you all to himself and yet he still lost you. 

2p Russia: He will wake up next to his s/o and get up not bothering to speak to his s/o since they don’t usually say anything since he took them away which he didn’t mind. He goes about his business for a few hours only then coming back to check on you and sees you still in bed. He walks over and tells them to get up and that it is too late to still be in bed. When they don’t respond he gets annoyed at their lack of obedience and tries to pick their body up. When he falls back to the bed lifeless he realizes that they have died. He grips his hands into fists utterly upset that all the time he put into them was wasted.

2p China: When he wakes up that morning he stretches and tells their s/o good morning as usual. He is his blunt usual self and tells them its time to get up. When they don’t respond he tells them to stop playing around and as he gets up he pokes them. He is starting to get annoyed that they aren’t reacting to his words. He tries to drag them out of bed but when their body falls to the floor limp he freezes. He speaks in a gentle tone he never uses his eyes wide with fear as he realizes his lover has no pulse. He screams and starts to shake them hoping they will wake up but they never do.

Axis

2p Germany: He will roll over smiling to his amazing s/o and hugs them as soon as he wakes up. When they don’t react he thinks they are asleep and he falls back to sleep holding them in their arms not minding a bit more sleep. When he wakes up the second time he kisses his s/o and tells them now they need to get up for real. He says he knows they hear him and he smiles as he speaks. After a couple of seconds he realizes something is terribly wrong. He checks their pulse and his eyes go wide as he feels nothing. He starts screaming their name and trying to make them wake up because they can’t leave him, not after everything he did for them. They can’t be gone.

2p Italy: He wakes up in the huge bed him and his s/o share and he grabs his s/o from the other side and pulls them into his arms as usual just petting their hair and thinking about what he has to do for the day. He says they need to get up now because they have to come with him to the business he needs to attend to, when they don’t respond he smacks their arm out of annoyance and tells them not to make him ask them again. He sits up and looks at his s/o and his stomach drops because he knows what a dead body looks like. His eyes are wide and he starts to yell their name. He keeps them preserved as best he can and visits their body time and again knowing he will never love anyone as much as he loved you

2p Japan: He wakes up as usual and gets out of bed to eat breakfast, he usually doesn’t speak to his s/o much because he is a man of little words so he doesn’t think anything of them laying there. He goes about doing his normal morning tasks and finally comes back in the room to tell them they have to get up now. He likes to keep them on a schedule so them sleeping past the time they must be awake causes him to glare and walk over picking them up only for them to fall back over limp and lifeless. He looks at the body in anger because he finally had them after so long of waiting and being patient. He takes their body to a local graveyard that night and buries them there by himself. 

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New rules for my blog

I will put a link to this in my description so you can refer back (click the words “rules for asks” its a hyperlink)

Since I’m starting this blog again I didn’t previously have rules but I figured that I needed to set limits for myself so I don’t get bogged down and over exerted with some of the asks. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASKS WHEN I REOPEN MY ASK BOX AND GOING FORWARD the current asks I have right now I will do without enforcing my rules because they came in before I posted my rules

ok I honestly don’t have that many so don’t be too worried:

-I won’t do both axis and allies in one post because together it is too much, but you can submit another ask asking for the scenario with the other group you didn’t put after I answer your first one

-Requests for both 1p and 2p will be limited to 4 characters, if you want both 1p and 2p done I need to limit myself to only 4 characters (which would be 8 responses to the ask) more than that would be too much, since it’s only 4 characters you can choose obviously both axis and allies can be in the same post

-(not really a rule just a note) Both yandere and non-yandere aks are okay! (Obviously this is a yandere blog so those asks are preferred) but everyone needs some normal in their crazy life which I’m okay with answering for both! So don’t hesitate to send your non-yandere asks in

- I don’t write for female versions of characters ( Nyotalia) or vise versa with the male versions of female characters, this isn’t out of dislike for this verse its just I don’t know enough about them to write for them, I feel like I couldn’t do them justice and I don’t want to half ass the asks

- I do not write character parings (Ex: UsUk, FrUk) I only do characters with s/o

- most of my writings will be gender neutral but if you want situations where there is sex or nsfw please specifiy if you want the s/o to be a man or woman because it’s very hard to write gender neutral sex scenes, if you don’t specify I will go to my default s/o which is a woman

This is all the rules for now, if I think of any more I’ll edit this and add them in but for now these go into effect when I reopen my ask box and start taking requests again! Thank you all 

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How would the yandere 1p and 2p FACE family handle a s/o that can come off as disconnected/numb during a depressive episode? Like their s/o isn't very reactive during that time but still tries their hardest to return hugs if hugged, but it seems automatic.

Thank you for the ask, this is a note to everyone that I will be trying to get through all my current asks I have before taking any new ones, which might take a while but I hope to be busting a lot of these out!

2ps

2p England: He would be super worried about you, always trying to make you feel better and asking why you are acting this way. He won’t be opposed to drugging your food with ‘happy’ pills to try and make you feel better. Of course they don’t last forever but he tries you make you happy by giving you gifts and showering you in affection.

2p France: He doesn’t really care, he is pretty much depressed 24/7 and disconnected as well so he won’t really take notice to you. He doesn’t show much affection anyways so if you are numb and not responding he just goes about his day not taking any mind to it as long as you are with him.

2p Canada: He isn’t very good at showing compassion or his feelings in general (thanks to being raised by France) but of course he is worried about the love of his life being numb to everything he does or says to her. He is worried and tries to get reactions from her by hugging her or making her some of his amazing food. He might get upset and snap yelling at her to say something, do anything, just to respond to him but he immediately regrets loosing his temper and will hug you even if you don’t respond to him.

2p America: He teases you at first for having such a dead look on your face but then gets serious since he knows what it is like to have these episodes. He will take you in his arms and will just stay with you while you experience this time of numbness. He will be surprisingly soft with you but will eventually get worried enough to keep you locked in his room not letting you leave if you stay in that state long enough because he doesn’t know if you might do something rash or not.

1ps

1p England: He won’t be too bothered by your state as long as you are with him. But if you stay like that long enough he will get upset that you don’t react to him the way you normally do, the way the woman he fell in love with reacts to him. He might loose his temper with you like 2p Canada and yell at you to feel something, anything he might break something in the process.

1p France: He will be worried upon worried for you, he thinks maybe you just don’t have enough stuff to make you happy. He buys you all new clothing or a new TV to watch movies with him. He will shower you in hugs and affection hoping to cure you of this numbness you experience. He might cry and even get pills for you to take in hopes of helping you.

1p Canada: He won’t really know how to react when he finds you numb one day not responding to his affection like you usually do. He will just take you in his arms whispering sweet words in French, saying how he is here for you and that everything was okay and he would never stop loving you. He would stay by your side not letting you go until your episode was over and he saw you smile again.

1p America: He would be oblivious at first not wanting to believe you were anything but fine, but eventually he would realize you were not smiling as often as you used to or they were not genuine. He might even notice and just ignore it because he is so deep rooted in his fantasy of you two being nothing but happy together and take your disingenuous hugs or smiles as real. 

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Hi guys

I decided I should make a statement before starting to answer requests again because I felt like I should say something about my absence and not just ignore it. I don’t really have a big reason but the main thing is I kind of fell out of the fandom once again. I started this blog up because I discovered the yandere side of hetalia and I fell deep back into the hole of interest in hetalia and this new side to it. But just like my younger self I eventually lost interest again and my passion died out. I know I have been gone a long time but I hope to start writing again and want to rekindle the passion I once had and keep writing for ya’ll.  💖

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a puppy has to be eight weeks old before it’s separated from its mother what kind of place did you get the dog my god

Well the short version is we got him from animal control, the long version is my sister works at animal control and one day a 4 week old great Pyrenees puppy was brought in by a man who claimed that a wild pit bull or some sort of big dog was running around with it in their mouth and then proceeded to drop it on his yard and leave, to which he decided to bring it to animal control, and so we are fostering the dog currently because it is not 8 weeks old we can’t officially adopt him yet, but when he turns 8 weeks old we will adopt him, so as of now we are only fostering him. So that is how we got our amazing adorable little (now currently) 5 week old puppy.

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Can you do a little scenario on how (any yandere 2p you'd like) would react to their freshly kidnapped s/o being a musician but not having any instruments with them so, they just start making beats with whatever they can find in the room they're in and sing to themselves?

Thanks for the ask, sorry it has been so long I hope you enjoy it, also kind of a note for everyone sorry I haven’t posted lately my life has been really crazy and busy, got a job and hated it, quit the job. yeah so I hope to be posting more soon I love you guys and thank you for being patient <3

2p America: Allen would walk in on you sitting on the floor taping pots together while humming to yourself and he would grin and laugh loudly startling you. “Having fun, doll?” He would smirk making you blush and explain to him your love for music and instruments and he would tell you how he would love to listen to you play music.

2p Germany: Lutz would sneak up behind you and scare you and he would tell you what a sexy singing voice they have. He would ask why you were banging pots and pans around and when you would explain he would laugh and tell you he will happily buy you whatever instruments you want if it will make you happy.

2p France: Francois would barge into the room telling you to stop being so damn loud and ask you why the fuck you were hitting pots together. After you explain to him he would scoff and say singing quietly is fine but instruments are too damn loud for him to handle, but quietly add if you wanted a piano that would be fine because he secretly likes the way pianos sound.

2p Japan: Kuro would silently listen to you sing a make music with his pots and he wouldn’t interrupt you. The next day you would find *instrument of your choice* laying on your bed, he would never admit to buying it for you saying it was just randomly delivered but he would slip in a complement on your voice before walking away leaving you stunned.

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This blog is already so wonderful! I absolutely adore it! Keep up the magnificent work!! ^~^

Awww thank you so much <3 it means a lot to know people really like italso side note sorry for my absence lately I actually got a job (which hasn’t gone too well) and school work has kept me busy but don’t worry I’m here and I plan on coming back strong!

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Can we get some 2p canada aka maple daddy hc? 😛😛😛😛

Yes!!! haha I love 2p Canada enjoy the daddiness

2p Canada:

sfw:

-He loves to call you baby/baby girl

-He loves running his fingers through your hair while mumbling sweet french words

-He will make you a pancake breakfast every. morning. No joke and do not tell him you don’t like pancakes he might flip out

-Loves to go on hikes with you and look at nature with them, also take them hunting if they are up for it

-His whole closet is basically flannels,

-He loves seeing you in his clothing, he sees it kind of as a bonding thing and super sexy

-He will make sure you are happy no matter what, because you are his whole world and if you are upset he will be upset too

Nsfw:

-He loves to spank you, he likes seeing the red print of his hand on your ass

-He wants to explore your body, every nook and cranny, he wants it and he owns it

-He has a minor bdsm kink, he will tie you down so you can’t move. He loves seeing you squirm and beg to be untied so you can touch him.

- Loves giving oral just as much as receiving. He loves a good throat fuck but also loves to see you gasp and moan under his tongue. 

-He will use maple syrup. Be ready to get sticky.

-He will have his way with you anywhere in the house, but also outdoors if the weather isn’t too bad, I mean he does live in the middle of nowhere, whos gonna see you?

-His first priority is you, if you aren't satisfied he isn’t either.

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How 2p Allies treat a tsundere s/o?

Thanks for the ask, hope you enjoy <3

2p Allies:

2p America: Allen would laugh at fist and think it was kinda hot but eventually it would start to annoy him, he would tell you to knock off the act and quit being a bitch. If you said you hated him he would probably get super mad and storm out, he might not come back for a few days until he has cooled down. He would start yelling at you if you kept it up and you might even get smacked if you go to far. 

2p Canada: Mathieuwould immediately tell you to stop and to be quiet. He doesn’t like girls that act and say mean things to him. He finds it disrespectful and doesn’t put up with that bullshit. You will probably get thrown into a dark room and he will tell you that you can come out when you get a better attitude.

2p England: Oliver would be taken aback and feel hurt at first. He would ask if he did something wrong for you to treat him like this. He would give you those big puppy dog eyes and ask for you to stop being mean to him because he loves you. If you started cussing him out he would call you naughty and tie you up and gag you until you can start behaving better.

2p Russia: Viktor wouldn’t care, he would give you that deadpan look. You could yell and tell him you hate him all you want but you can’t break that man. If you got really bad to the point where you were physically trying to hurt him he would keep your hands tied together 24/7 maybe even gagged too.

2p China: Zao would start arguing back with you. If you yelled you hated him he would yell it right back even louder. He would get huffy at you and tell you to stop being so mean to him. He might even try to be nice to you when you act like that but eventually get fed up and start yelling at you in Chinese.

2p France: Francois would straight tell you to shut up, he already has a permanent headache so stop being so damn loud. You might get tied to his bed and locked in there if you wont stop lashing out at him. He is also a take no shit guy, if you hit him he will hit you back much harder, to teach you a lesson.

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Can I have some sfw and nsfw headcanons about 1p France?

Sorry this took so long, I hope you like it <3

1p France:

sfw:

-Spoils you like crazy, seriously anything you want, you got it

-Loves to spontaneously kiss you, he will legit pop out of nowhere to give you a smooch

-Loves to be by your side 24/7 hes an obsessive yandere

-If he gets angry only you can calm him down by talking softly to him and giving him kisses

-He likes to cook for you, he will be super extra and try to cook all three meals for you

-He loves it when you play with or braid his hair

-Loves to give you massages when you complain about your back or feet hurting after a long day of work

-Wants to marry you and have kids with you (watch out he wants a lot of kids)

nsfw:

-He loves to use blindfolds during sex, you can only hear his voice

-He likes to spank you and call you dirty words

-He likes having control and being a top but secretly likes it when you take control

-Hes a licker, he will lick and suck on every inch of your body leaving marks everywhere which tell others to back off

-He likes to say he owns you during sex and that you have to do everything he says

-He loves using sex toys on you, making you squirm with a vibrator and making you beg for his dick

-He likes giving you oral more than receiving, he loves watching you gasp and moan as his tongue works  

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Do you write scenarios?

Yes I do! I’m happy to write anything tbh, writing is my passion!

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2p and 1p America's reaction to a s/o that is insecure about their small chest size due to a past abusive partner? (eg: won't stop apologizing that they aren't ideal, etc)

Thank you for the ask!

2p America:

-He slowly starts to notice you always trying to cover your chest up when around him or trying to make them look bigger

-He finally understands when you start babbling on about how sorry you were that you didn’t have a larger chest

-He smirks at first grabbing your butt saying how hes more of an ass man while winking

-But he gets serious for a second and tells you that he loves you the way you are and you could never be any more perfect than you already are

-He makes you explain to him why you feel this way about yourself and you go into the story of your past partner who was abusive

-His eyes darken and he pulls you into his chest promising he will never hurt you like they did and he will never let anyone else hurt you.

-When he puts you to bed after you fall asleep he slips out of the house grabbing his baseball bat.

-Your ex will never be heard or seen again.

1p America:

-Hes super oblivious so it takes time before he notices your off behavior about your chest

-He finally asks you why you act so weird when he comes to your chest

-You blush while trying to avoid his question saying how hes a pervert and should stop looking at your breasts so much

-He gets serious and makes you sit down with him and he asks you again

-You sigh not meeting his gaze and go into the story of your abusive ex 

-He orders a pizza and makes you cuddle with him for the rest of the day 

-the whole time reassuring you he loves you for you and will never degrade you about how you look because you a prefect and should never change

-He is usually not one for murder but in the case of someone hurting his s/o he will not hesitate to cause some real damage people

-He makes sure that your ex feels real pain before he kills him, he is your hero after all

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Are requests open? If not ignore this but how would the yandere! 2p and 1p allies react to their lover being pregnant? (with their baby)

Hell yeah requests are open! Thanks for the ask! wow this one is long LOL

2p Allies:

2p America: He is super shocked but after his brain has registered what you said he will sweep you up into the biggest hug with a huge smile on his face laughing but immediately put you down fearing he might hurt the little baby growing inside of you mumbling how much he loves you and if you thought he was protective before get ready for dad Allen.

2p Canada: His eyes will go so wide you think they are going to pop out of his skull, you worriedly ask if hes ok after a solid minute of him staring at you but he will be to shaken he just hugs you smiling because his actions are better than any words that could be spoken

2p England: He will automatically take you into his arms laughing and start jabbering on about what their name will be and how they need to start preparing their room and what they need to buy and you just silence him with a kiss saying all of that can be worked out later and he will smile at you asking if he can at least make a batch of celebratory cupcakes, which of course you accept.

2p Russia: He will hoist you up into his arms and nuzzle your face while softly smiling, hes not much with words, he sits down with you still in his arms and he touches your stomach softly while muttering how happy he in his native tongue. 

2p China: He starts laughing in joy and much like England he will start trying to think of names and everything he will have to do with the house to make it safe but he quickly comes back to you and tells you how much he loves you, telling you he will try to be the best father he can be.

2p France: His cigarette will fall out of his mouth and he will kiss you with so much passion then he hugs you. He starts to get scared talking about how he is scared he won’t be a good father and he is trash. You get a little huffy and hug him saying you know he will be an amazing dad and you will always love him. After this he will start to back off on drinking and smoking scared trying his best to clean up his act.

1p Allies:

America: He will laugh and pick you up kissing you saying how excited and happy he is to finally start a family with the love of his life. He starts going on a tangent about how he will be the best dad in the whole world and nothing bad will ever happen to you or his child ever. You spend the rest of the day picking out decorations for the nursery.

Canada: He will be shocked and be happy but also be super nervous. He will tell you he is scared he won’t be able to keep you safe and start rambling about all his insecurities. You will just smile and hug him reassuring him he will be an amazing dad just the way he is, he stops speaking negative smiling at you and you cuddle for the rest of the day throwing out potential names for your future child.

England: He will be a little brash at first asking if you are sure and asking if you want to keep it, but seeing your hurt expression from his words he immediately shuts up taking you into his arms and kisses the top of your head saying how much he loves you and is of course elated at being a father just.. a little worried. You smile hugging him back nodding at his words understanding the idea of being a parent is scary. He tries to work on his cooking skills so he can feed you and his child the best, which doesn’t work out that well, but at least hes trying. 

Russia: He smiles at you picking you up and sitting you on his lap while he speaks about how he can’t wait to have a child with you and how you will surly be the best mother in the world and that he wants about three more but they can discuss that later. He will make sure his servants keep an eye on you 24/7 and have extra security on you when he can’t be with you not wanting anything to ever happen to you and his unborn child.

China: Will be super shocked and will start babbling about how he needs to buy things for the nursery, and how excited he is to start teaching his child Chinese and all of their traditions and culture. You pull him down onto the couch hugging him telling him to calm down and to just relax with you, he slowly stops speaking and just smiles while rubbing your belly and giving you sweet kisses.

France: His eyes light up in joy asking if it is really true and excitedly hugging you kissing you all over your face telling you how he has always wanted to be a papa. He asks if its a boy or a girl but then scolds himself saying of course you don’t know you only just found out. He starts to say how you need to expand your home and you just smile watching him pace around looking at everything that needs to be fixed or replaced. He comes back to you and you embrace while he mutters sweet words in french about how amazing you will be as a mother. If you thought he was spoiling you before nothing compares to how he does now, heading to your every call and doing everything he can to make you happy.