yaoibakery
yaoibakery
𝕿𝖍𝖊 freaky bakery
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yaoibakery · 6 days ago
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Would You Fuck This Furry?
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Okay before anyone gets on my case about RPF. 1. I support it 2. This is about his cubito anyway and 3. Doc has outright admitted to reading smut of his character SO IF ANYTHING HE'D FIND THIS FLATTERING okay moving on
Doc here is a German cyborg creeper-goat hybrid who is extremely skilled with redstone and likes designing high-efficiency, high-output farms, as well as building totally normal things like hundred-block-wide tunnel bores and massively destructive World Eaters. He likes to style himself as the supervillain of the server, regularly dealing disproportionate retribution to anyone who teases him too much or breaks his redstone, but they're all friends and it's all in good fun. Though he's usually seen in his trademark open lab coat and jeans, he's also been known to wear a maid dress from time to time. As much as he likes to present himself as scheming and intimidating, putting on a deep voice as he threatens people, he's actually a big ol' softie who enjoys prank wars and silly overdone bits just as much as his servermates. He is pretty serious about his redstone though. Seriously don't touch his redstone.
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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.
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yaoibakery · 8 days ago
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can't believe i just lost my job over spilling coffee on myself
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yaoibakery · 2 months ago
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hey, just popping in here for anyone who came across this blog to say that im not posting here anymore. this blog has been fun but now that im shadowbanned, i don't have the motivation to do anything anymore + i picked up a new job and it genuinely drains my soul.
(im still horny about these block people but im still too tired to do anything after getting that fuckass job)
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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eerrgghhhh im so burnt out and ny account is shadowbanned this is the worst
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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jock studio beta 2.0 came out on december and NOBODY TOLD ME?????????😭😭
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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i think im shadowbanned ;w;
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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anyone in a bunny suit thing? :3
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this has been in my inbox for such a long time.... happy easter and merry 4/20 lol.
magma hosted by @cupofmysteriousfluid
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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still thinking about the etho art that i requested a while ago lol. i thunk i busted to it
glad you liked it aj 🫶 (was the last part necessary)
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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Grimpulse Commission I ask Mit_K. to draw >:]
(already asked for their permission to post here hehe)
Impulse Top Grian
Grian Top Impulse
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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watersports nsfw below cut lol
[full] ← PISS WARNING
[full] ← for people who don't like piss
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yaoibakery · 4 months ago
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part 1/??? of the many doodles i made on @cupofmysteriousfluid's magma board they hosted
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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Grimpulse! (late bd for @hellowmeist )
as a thai person, i am obligated to make a bd art for any thai person in my fandom whether its late or not 🫡
MAGMA HOSTED BY @cupofmysteriousfluid :D!!!
oh and majorbeans hatesex under cut
MAJORBEANS HATESEX REQ FROM IRL FRIEND!!!!!!
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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(not anon because i NEED to be notified when this is posted)
draw anything with ren or matyn (or both >:} ) and i'll actually go crazy.......
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Two asks one drawing!
once again done on @cupofmysteriousfluid ‘s magma
(I’ve been feeling pretty unwell lately, so drawings and posts have been slow)
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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@cupofmysteriousfluid 's magma :)
full below cut
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bonus jizzie doodle (kind of)
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okay im going to sleep now bai
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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ummm uhh ummm rpf ….. ummm … rpf warning
full . it’s irl e u can imagine what he’s doing based off the first doodle .
I don't know how happy I am with how this came out but whatever
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DRAW REN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
OMG A REN REQUEST I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
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[full] ← (i forgot to draw his nipples lol)
also YESYESYES THANKS FOR THE REN REQUEST ANON!!!!!! I LOVE DRAWING REN AND I DIDN'T HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DRAW HIM LMAOOO
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yaoibakery · 5 months ago
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Oli and Jimmy think Martyn should go shirtless for the Switch
Oli: And we're playing the new Mario Kart. Wouldn't that be nice, Nintendo? (Martyn snickers) Jimmy: Yeah, new Mario Kart, with my--new Nintendo Two, uh, camera, plugged in-- Oli: Nintendo Switch Two--yeah Jimmy: --to the top, so you can see me smiling-- Oli: Uh huh-- Jimmy: while I switch--while I- while I share screens with my friends. Oli: And Martyn's topless, and it's cute. Jimmy: Yeah. Martyn: It's not, I'll tell you that much. (Oli begins snickering) It's not. Next summer, yeah, now? No. Oli: A million views, is what we'll be giving you, Nintendo, or somewhere close to that, perhaps. Isn't that nice? (Oli snickers) Martyn: I definitely zoned out for a minute, and just heard "Martyn topless," how did you get to there, what was the trail there? Oli: It's best not to ask. Martyn: Fair. Jimmy: We were just thinking like, what's the first that Martyn would do with the Nintendo Switch 2 amazing camera, and we thought you'd plug it in, probably take your shirt off-- Oli: Take your shirt off, cause it's so warm in your room, cause it's summer, isn't it? Martyn: (affecting an accent) C'mon! (normal voice) Yeah, yeah. Oli: And it's a bloody ban--it's a bloody bonanza, up in there. Martyn: (same accent as before) C'mon, sick in yer head-- Jimmy: You'd say (in the same accent as Martyn) "get yer top off." Martyn: (same accent as before) Go on, get it off! (all laughing) Oli: But I'm in the pipe, unfortunately, I can't get it off. Jimmy: Yeah. Martyn: Oh yeah, you'd be stuck in there, yeah. Jimmy: Right--
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