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I was dead, I've been revived

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the real star of stevenbomb

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i’ve been thinking about denmark and the netherlands’ bromance lately

and just how awesome is it that they’re canonically good friends

(THE NETHERLANDS GAVE HIM A DISCOUNT ON HIS SALES. A DISCOUNT. JUST BECAUSE HE’S A FRIEND.)

like, the rest of the nordics would usually just shut denmark down when he makes stupid suggestions or act like an idiot, but the netherlands is the type of guy to just sigh and go along with him

picture the two of them going on adventures together, denmark wreaking havoc everywhere he steps and netherlands following behind with a stoic face and an eye-roll, but secretly enjoying himself too

JUST LOOK AT THESE NERDS

CANON BUDS

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the difference between densu, nedden, denice and dennor

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph sweden: No. Yer gonna get yerself killed, y’idiot.

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph netherlands: *rolls eyes* sure why not

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph iceland: wTF NO OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?? NOPE NOPE GET BACK HERE - WAIT WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME STOP

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph norway: *silently comes with him, gets to the top of the cliff, checks denmark over to make sure he’s safe and all his harnesses are on correctly, and then kicks him off the cliff by himself*

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In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

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the nordics react to: don't hug me I'm scared

aph iceland: bursts into tears. he sleeps in denmark and norway’s bed come nighttime.

aph norway: norway just outright smashes his laptop. Denmark walks in on him repeatedly bashing the crushed piece of metal against the table, and just slowly backs away.

aph sweden: *anime faint*

aph denmark: denmark starts screaming bloody murder. Norway runs in with his troll summoned, terrified that something horrible is happening to denmark, only to see what really happened like “ಠ_ಠ r u serious”

aph finland: “… that was adorable! can we watch it again?  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)”

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kura please

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finally jumped on the pokemon breeding variations train even though its pretty much long gone OH WELL

one of these lil squirts is gonna get their two evolutions drawn out as well but i havent decided  . .. .  Which One yet

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Cats Being Cats

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who tf forgets to text back somebody theyre genuinely interested in? nobody

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Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

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why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

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https://youtu.be/4TvqCuUuNkU?t=174

STEVEN AND PERIDOT BECOME BESTEST FRIENDS!!!

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