yareadyfreddie
yareadyfreddie
eugh.
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mostly introspection. don't mind me.
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yareadyfreddie · 22 minutes ago
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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
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yareadyfreddie · 22 minutes ago
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Normalize this response
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yareadyfreddie · 25 minutes ago
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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yareadyfreddie · 26 minutes ago
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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yareadyfreddie · 30 minutes ago
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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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yareadyfreddie · 30 minutes ago
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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason
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yareadyfreddie · 32 minutes ago
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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yareadyfreddie · 32 minutes ago
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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.
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yareadyfreddie · 37 minutes ago
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apparently someone asked mingi (ateez) when he was going to marry yunho. he responded like "well it's illegal in south korea. and we're just friends, i don't have romantic feelings for him. stop this."
the people who really need to see this message are not gonna see it but i have to say it anyway otherwise i will fucking explode.
SHIPPING IS FOR FANDOM. FANDOM IS NOT FOR IDOLS. STOP DOING YOUR SHIPPING AT THE IDOLS.
i like to say that kpop idols are like disneyland face characters. you could totally ask Aladdin when he was going to marry Jasmine and he would tell you, because that's part of their story. but that's not really part of a kpop idol's story.
i guess you could think about it like asking fuckin. kylo ren when he was going to marry general hux... they're not romantic in the story and you would probably get a similar answer 🤣
it's rough because the line is intentionally blurred. "shippy" fan service is really popular lately. both ateez and stray kids have done content styled after dating shows... i can see why this fan thought this would be an appropriate and fun question to ask mingi. i'm glad he bluntly set a boundary here and i hope everyone respects it going forward.
i think my advice to that fan, and to other fans who struggle to see where the line is, would be this: if you're not sure whether someone would be appropriate to say to an idol (or any public figure), don't say it!
i'm making this post to get this off my chest and also in the hopes that someone who needs to hear this might see it.
and also. it is fine to ship idols. there is nothing wrong with thinking that mingi and yunho are cute together. there's nothing wrong with drawing or writing ship content about them.
the mistake here was bringing it to mingi himself. it's not for him!
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yareadyfreddie · 40 minutes ago
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Really sketchy sketch of Shen Qingqiu. Started reading SVSSS recently and really liked this scene. Totally forgot to add the words to it but anyway haha
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yareadyfreddie · 42 minutes ago
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Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! You are no longer a slave, no longer worth less than dirt. Congratulations! But you will never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
And; “A’Luo, A’Luo!” She calls, the girl with the ponytail and the sweet smile. In certain light, you can never quite recognize her. In certain light, you can never quite recognize yourself either. Or the little slave in the woodshed. The little monster in the woodshed.
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Is the girl Ning YingYing, is the girl Qiu Haitang ? Who knows, not me that’s for sure.
Is the hand Luo Bingue’s, is the hand Qiu Jianluo’s ? Who knows. But it is A’Luo’s hand for sure.
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yareadyfreddie · 43 minutes ago
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Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die
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yareadyfreddie · 44 minutes ago
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god sometimes I just look at Shen Yuan and Binghe and it's just like. it really is no fucking wonder those two are the joint demon lord and prince concubine of communication issues. one of them is Abandonment Issues Georg who can only build relationships through seventeen layers of meta-level planning and intentional manipulation (alongside his trusty overpowered weapon Borderline Personality Disorder Sword) and the other is a fuckass irony-poisoned pretentious millennial with debilitating comphet and a god in his head that will kill him instantly if he explains 50% of his reasoning for anything ever.
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yareadyfreddie · 47 minutes ago
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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
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yareadyfreddie · 49 minutes ago
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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yareadyfreddie · 49 minutes ago
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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yareadyfreddie · 54 minutes ago
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languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.
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