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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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אל תדאגי אני לא נשאר לבד

למה לכל האלבום (הנהדר) הזה יש מילים נורמליות, ואז יש שני שירים שהם פשוט ככה???

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Happy pride month!!!

Due to this time of the year, I'd like to share with you a very special song, that in my opinion has more to say than what it may seem to have.

People of the closet / kaveret

People of the closet

A legend that happened

Well, our story begins in a big house in the corner of "what is this" street and "why" street.

It's pugi's house.

And in the house there's a closet, and in the closet sit a bunch of people who have been waiting there for a long time

Solomon felt very uncomfortable between all the clothes, and next to him there were Vitore Presto, Aichy Papa and Loogi gresco, and were passing the time to make room for more time.

One day, they all stood up and got out of the closet, and while standing outside of the closet, remembered Solomon and in his vocal voice he said: pugi told us the wait in the closet!

And before you could say jacob abolafia, pugi came in the room with the groceries and stood astonished: i told you to wait for me in the closet! He said, and everyone has a look of guilt in their eyes, because they all felt guilty.

And since you don't cry over spilled milk, Vitore Presto immediately spilled milk on the floor so nobody would cry.

Pugi saw the milk on the floor, and angrily said: not only you don't wait for me in the closet, you spill milk on the floor?

At this point everybody realized what shit they were in.

Loogi gresco immediately hid under the sofa and started to make sounds of a carpet.

Vitore Presto cried over the spilled milk, and Aichy Papa couldn't stand the uncomfortable situation, so he sat down.

Loogi gresco, Aichy Papa, Vitore Presto and Solomon were really really sorry about what happened and regreted not waiting in the closet.

Moral of the story: it's better to live with four people in a closet than to pay 550 pounds a month for a room and a half apartment.

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פותחת חנות בשם אגתה קריספי שמוכרת אוכל מטוגן וספרי מתח

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DOCTOR WHO | The Impossible Astronaut (6.01)

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האם כששייקספיר מסתכל ואומר:

"מי היא??? מי היא???

ברצוני לעבר אותה כדי שצאצאיי יצאו עם הכישורים שלה"

זה כולל גם את הכישורים לגידול שפם?

אני לא יודע אבל לאף אחד מהבנאים לא היה שפם מרשים במיוחד

אז גם אם כן, לא מדובר בכישורים מרשימים במיוחד

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hmm today i think i will build the tallest tower possible

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If you get this the way I get this, I salute you.

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X

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big shout out to frogs for helping free the Jewish people from slavery

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שנים עשר, אני יודע!

שנים עשר שבטיא, אחד עשר כוכביא, עשרה דיבריא, תשעה ירחי לידה, שמונה ימי מילה, שבעה ימי שבתא, שישה סידרי מישנה, חמישה חומשי תורה, ארבע אימהות, שלושה אבות, שני לוחות הברית. אחד אלוהינו שבשמיים ובארץ.

אחד

מי יודע?

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Jayce: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Viktor, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Jayce:

Jayce: fsh

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Mrs.Kiramman: Caitlyn! You snuck out to see that Zaun girl last night, didn’t you?!

Jayce, whispering: Play dumb!

Caitlyn: Who’s Caitlyn?

Jayce: TOO DUMB!

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*Caitlyn, standing on the balcony and sneezes*

Jinx, sitting on the roof: Bless you.

Caitlyn: God??