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6/∞ times Gus matched Shawn's freak.

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honestly psych is the only show i can watch where the main character embarrasses himself and instead of getting second hand embarrassment i laugh

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these two goofy guys

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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SCHOOL AFFIRMATIONS:

i am NOT going to get murdered

i am NOT going to be expelled

if you are HUNGRY you can EAT FOOD

i WILL get this assignment done

reading and writing are EASY

THE CHARACTER loves me back

i will NOT kill myself

suicide is ALWAYS an option

it is EASY for me to answer questions

i am COOL and SWAG

i know how to DO THINGS

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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

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Having empathy is morally neutral. Not having empathy is morally neutral. Having high empathy is morally neutral. Having low empathy is morally neutral.

Empathy is not what makes you a good or bad person. Actions do, feeling don't.

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do you ever wonder what it would feel like not to be tired

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"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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lying in front of the street cleaner