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fallasea‌:

SOOOO……….. LIKE.

I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY wanting to write with you but I am SLOW. 

I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY TO GET OOC MESSAGES BUT I AM SLOW.

HOLY SHIT LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING WEEP WITH UTTER FUCKING JOY WHEN I GET ASK IC BUT I AM S LOW. 

LIKE I AM GENERALLY VERY SLOW BUT I APPRECIATE MY MUTUALS. 

I AM SUPER RIDICULOUSLY SLOW BUT I REALLY want to LIKE CULTIVATE OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP 100000% OKAY?

I’M JUST

SO SLOW

AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THOSE WHO WAIT

AND YES WE CAN BE SLOW TOGETHER. 

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 101

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"We have two seasons here. Winter and Construction" "It is all about me. You should know this... you married me" "I need an outfit that screams: Please for the love of god, don't look at me" "Please for the love of god, don't look at me" "I don't have enough self control for this" "I cannot run errands and not get myself a treat" "Do not delegate this task to your livestock" "At my big age, I should not be doing that" "I don't know if it's slowly getting colder, or if I'm turning into a lizard that needs a terrarium and a heat lamp" "An extra point of sensory hell on this whole outfit" "Do I look like a ghost?" "Two desserts for breakfast. It's fine" "Gothic architecture.... my weakness" "I like the way your mom thinks" "This is my gift to you, use it wisely" "She's the light of my life" "She haunts my every thought" "That was the moment something in my brain chemistry shifted" "That was the moment, I became insane" "They are exactly as beloved as they aught to be" "I promise with my whole heart. That someone is going to love you too" "Love BLANK. Cherish BLANK" "It only took me eight years" "Look at the little gummy bears!" "It's not the most stable, but neither am I"

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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Hey fellas.

There's a blog named @/fucktrpc that's putting posts of dead animals in tags used for rpc. I'd recommend blocking that blog asap as they seem to be a troll blog looking to get some sick kicks.

Please feel free to reblog this to spread awareness.

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 100

Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed "That is an unsettling amount of tulips" "You could probably have chemistry with a lamp" "I think there is elves in my room or something" "There is a really cute cat on my outfit" "Behold my throne in which I shall procrastinate" "Every time I look at BLANK, makes me feel giddy" "Thanks Phoenix Wrong" "Thank you garlic bread gays" "I am happy they are kissing each other" "Retreating into your rainbow cave" "No, I'm sleeping" "The only thing better than a girly pop dress is girly pop armor" "I crave a strawberry pastry" "I mostly blame this on my 3am brain" "I live in soup" "If it doesn't rain.... it's probably going to rain" "I hate him because he sucks" "Do I have to explain why this is bad?" "Maybe if you didn't have so many breaks" "Chocolate is needed though." "I need chocolate or something" "You're not working" "This feels like I shouldn't be doing it in the first place" "I'd rather be silly than talk about myself" "Why is this sticky?" "As always you are here to watch me suffer" "I have to get my cat out of the closet" "Ten out of ten. Would throw down the stairs" "I will know because I am always watching. And I will call your mom"

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happy pride moth

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 99

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"This is the cutest thing I've seen in my entire life" "Not exactly what we're looking for" "Ancestors, bequeath me with your skills" "Take it easy" "We'll do seventeen crafts" "Do you like cake?" "Why am I like this?" "I need eight hands" "Many swear words later, it's sorted" "Sadly I have the neck and back of an eighty year old" "Trust the process.... or don't. I don't entirely know what I'm doing either" "I can't fit in the house with this on" "You need therapy" "Those are rookie numbers" "It's the emotional support log" "After sleeping for 10 hours straight, I feel human again" "I think I'm just stupid" "We have to go" "We bring out the chaos in each other" "This represents my will to live" "Pirate boots and even more pirate boots" "That is the sound of googly eyes" "Do I look like someone who doesn't have chainmail?" "Welcome to my roost" "Any creepy spiders?" "I live here now. This is my home" "Put that thing away!" "Gods of laziness.... assist me" "If we're gonna live in the dark ages, we might as well dress like it"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 98

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"How is this G rated?" "Who put that in a kids movie?" "We grew up okay" "I'd hit that" "Which one are you talking about?" "BLANK is one beer away from being a cast member of king of the hill" "You're right but you don't have to be a dick about it" "They are cute and dangerous" "I know where I am and I'm not happy about it" "We can't have whimsy here" "How did you survive that?" "I can't come into work, I'm dead" "It's probably safe to assume I don't know what the hell I'm doing" "Hindsight is 20:20 and 2020 was a terrible year so I just kind of... gave up" "I am losing the will to finish this project so what I have will have to do" "Because..... I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time" "Why are they calling me so much?" "Are you trying to nap? You can't nap on the job" "The number of times this man has called me is unbearable" "I won't be going out, I have stuff to do" "I love prepping dinner for my wife" "Put that butt away" "I am the shittiest alchemist currently alive" "I finally found my people" "Oooooh my god. That is coffee" "In the words of many others. Don't do this." "So many of these meetings could have been an email" "I kind of feel like a house cat" "Am I starting to like the colour pink?" "I just do things until they work" "So the power is out" "Where's my sword?" "Why do I kinda wanna eat it?" "Why do I kinda wanna eat it? Forbidden cookie" "I kinda want to commit a crime against nature" "Hot glue propaganda" "Just doing normal things in the basement" "Step one. Lie on the floor" "Bad luck can't get me"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 97

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"It's what Deadpool would have wanted" "I will cry if I have to talk about BLANK" "Being this fabulous is truly exhausting" "I'm not happy with the amount of washing up so far" "I want chocolate cake" "I feel like I'm inhaling a cake" "Nearly burned my hand there" "That smells amazing" "What this really needs is more unanswerable questions" "I've never gone full hobbit, I've gone 76 percent hobbit before" "Nothing like the smell of impractical home renovation in the morning" "Potatoes on three" "That was a lot of work, and I felt like I just went to the gym. Or what I imagine people feel like after they go to the gym" "I don't know when I'm going to get out of my overwhelmed stage of this project" "I don't know how to open this" "Steve, what have you done to me" "I can not be held responsible for the cyclone that I create" "I'm not going to have a repeat of BLANK" "Sometimes weird dreams are just bad sushi" "I'm just going to call him the chairman" "Are ghosts real?" "BLANK is a magic cat, just go with it"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 96

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"No one is allowed in the office" "Why is there more fruitcake?" "What happened to my leftovers?" "Boring movie? What was wrong with BLANK?" "How are you not cold?" "Hey.... my window is broken" "I'm trying to use BLANK up so I never have to use it again" "Rock bottom was only an appetizer" "I think I can literally hear crickets and tumbleweeds" "AI was a mistake" "BLANK, that sounds like a fake name" "Who let snails get this big" "this is the loudest establishment in existence" "What in the Silent Hill is that?" "Am I going to make a werewolf dating sim accidentally?" "We're here to have a good time and meet some hot people" "They're hot, but they might kill you" "I want to go backpacking and learn recipes for tasty cheese bread" "I'm not making an entire video game" "Those who forget the past are doomed to retake their history exams" "I can't go for drinks. I only have nine dollars" "This is the most old people shit I could imagine" "We're going to have to continue this on the floor" "I don't feel like driving an hour today" "I'm not going another trip to the shops" "This was not the 'be gay, do crime' I wanted" "Times were different, but it was less unhinged" "I for one welcome our new gay overlords" "That's some good space stuff" "I picked the wrong day to wear a black shirt" "My creation is as big as I am" "I will buy you a burrito at some point"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 95

Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed Content warnings: Gore mention, blood mention, injury mention, death mention

"This is going to be pure silliness" "This is the most uncomfortable fabric I have ever held between my fingers" "I love this season" "I'll be fine. I just won't breathe" "I'm really hoping the beard will tie things all together" "Disregard the carnage" "I will not be providing any context" "My Label!" "All the wizards hang out" "That's what you put if you're an alien" "BLANK feels like a very you thing to do" "BLANK and BLANK, those are your two options" "I love nightmare fuel" "There are easier ways to do that" "Those awkward firsts. First smile. First Kiss. First stab wound" "The bar is so low that underground lizard people probably ran into it" "Fuck your naptime" "Put me in chainmail at least" "You're a bodyguard. Do your job" "What the hell happened to this realm?" "That's so stupid it becomes cool" "If dragons were always an option, why didn't you use one?" "This evil plot could have been an email" "The correct choice in twilight is the Winchesters" "I don't know how this works, I'm not a zoologist" "Fuck that guy" "I don't want to BLANK and you can't make me" "I kinda woke up with hatred in my heart" "Hopefully the three cups of coffee and the space heater will have warmed me up enough that I won't want to die when I take off my layers" "That was a huge pain and I'm already grumpy" "That means going outside... in the cold" "There needs to be a word that is stronger than rushing" "This is too early for anyone to be awake" "It's fine it's 8 o'clock"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 94

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"Those are not the best shoes to be gardening in" "When is it my turn?" "Is that a mistake?" "Don't do BLANK. That's my thing!" "This could be bad" "Give me the pizza" "Just realized I was muted. My bad" "I thought it would mess up" "I'll see you in about an hour." "I'll see you after I fix BLANK" "I said yes" "How many time's am I going to say cute is the question?" "It's gonna be like the movie" "Stop putting up decorations" "These aren't mine" "Where did I get all this from" "That was not what I wanted to do" "I don't have BLANK because I don't like it" "What are you wearing?" "Sleeping is a valid way to clear your mind" "My mum is literally evil" "Do you wear that shirt everyday" "This is my good luck shirt" "Forgot I need to sleep" "Do not take that as a suggestion" "We have plenty to work on. Don't make more" "My brain is mush" "Thankfully my model has decided to join us" "In the bold light of day, it was fine." "I was just being dramatic" "Isn't it great when your perfectionism gene tries to ruin your entire week" "very catlike response" "Sometimes you have to stand by your questionable choices from 2am caffeine brain" "are you wearing sushi earrings?" "You know what I do. What did you expect?" "Not that I'm comparing myself to Taylor Swift" "Please send book. Please?" "It's not high school anymore" "You're not paying me enough to be here" "Who the fuck is Jeff?"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 93

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"The only limit is your imagination. Your sick twisted horrifying imagination" "Looks recognizable.... enough" "I love lamp" "I don't like the world" "You're a weirdo who doesn't like to sleep" "How does one walk around casually in a full suit of armor?" "Don't let me teach you how to do that" Pinterest has ruined me" "Does that look close?" "Trains are danger magnets" "You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like" "I earned this" "Don't take this away from me" "Looks like I'm going to jail" "This is so weird. Why did they make this?" "If you recognize any of these people, you are old now" "I don't make the rules" "I need a little more space" "Look away now" "That was nine years ago now" "Why are you in there?" "Is that bug back?" "I don't think we're gonna be using this room much" "I don't think we're gonna be using this room much. Or ever" "I only have 2 months to complete BLANK" "On a deadline like this. I'm a little scared" "I can't download BLANK, I have to make it" "I don't want to do that" "I am not going to BLANK. That would be stupid" "These are my notes" "I hope the loathing I feel is clear in my tone" "I hope the loathing I feel is clear in my tone and it's mostly at myself" "My confidence is at thirty seven percent" "This took two hours to finish." "Matching thread hides a lot of mistakes" "We are in fact.... slightly out of money" "Finding that literally changed my life"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 92

Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed Content warnings Food mention tw, food tw

"I don't know how to measure things apparently" "If I had a nickle for every time BLANK happened, I'd have several nickles and I'm beginning to believe this may be a problem" "Being up at 3am is outlawed in my home" "Why are you still watching me eat cereal?" "Anything but the metric system" "Give me the mood lighting" "We always forget about BLANK" "Are we married?" "Are we married? I always forget" "I don't know what's going on with my camera" "Why is that there?" "It's not sparkly enough" "That would explain why all my stuff is here" "I used rainbow for this and it makes me happy" "Tastes like chicken" "I haven't felt this sorry for a drawing since BLANK" "We're off to an insane start" "I'm in bed" "The weather's not great. But it's not raining" "The weather's not great. But it's not raining.... and it's raining" "What are you doing? Get out!" "This is funding my palace" "Thanks for supporting me" "Sometimes the curtains really are just blue" "If I saw that, I'd go home and never leave my house again, but you're better than me" "I'm not gonna ask how you made that" "Its remarkably easy to go missing in the 1970s" "The seventies were a strange time" "Don't go off with strange men"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 91

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"Why do I keep doing this to myself?" "All the better to punch you with" "What happened to you?" "Why are you the way that you are" "She wants mayhem" "Do it long enough and it's like shouting into the void" "Children are monsters" "Is this a movie about me?" "The real lesson is: Corgis. Not even once" "BLANK deserves the recognition they never got" "Nobody should be trusting me with a knife" "I swear my depth perception isn't this bad" "We're so stupid" "Ah yes, my daily intake of stupidity" "I love how you don't listen to me" "Thank you for staying" "How can I have clothes that look like that?" "So many things are wrong with me" "It's embarrassingly disorganized" "Disappointment is an understatement" "A Cricut machine is the only thing standing between you and building an empire of crime" "Boy, girl, evil, the three genders" "What are they wearing?" "I will never miss an opportunity to dunk on BLANK" "You're a freak like me, and like the boring shit" "This is a tool I cannot be trusted with" "I will use the feature for evil" "No-one will ever be able to dunk on me harder than I dunk on myself" "I want to infodump about BLANK" "I want this to be the best it can be" "Sometimes the vibes supersede the rules"

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 90

Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed Content warnings death mention

"I'll give you a round of applause for being competent" "One task down. Many.... many.... many more to go" "Seriously though, How did you do that?" "I accused my mother of adultery for kissing Santa under the mistletoe last night" "I'm getting very close to writing that passive aggressive yelp review" "I just really like dragons" "I liked dragons before they were cool, but dragons have never really stopped being cool" "I just wanted to gloat while things are still going well" "It involves effort and I try to avoid that as much as possible" "I might have killed too many braincells in the process of making this to be capable of much right now" "Godforbid I use a ruler for anything" "I am team attractive people" "I was so young and naive back then, and by back then - I mean four days ago" "I am not a responsible looking person, why are you expecting me to behave like one" "We could all benefit from being a bit nicer on the inside" "There isn't a bone there" "You haven't been contributing a lot to this process" "What are you doing on the floor?" "I'm almost ancient, I'm going to have to retire" "My glasses aren't working today" "Do you want to explain yourself again?" "They have chocolate here too?" "Pac-man is a horrifying character" "Something about BLANK being there, reassures me" "are you going to miss school?"