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Yeah, that guy. The one I don’t remember cause he’s not the Lesbian or Misatos side piece.

me and my friend are trying to figure out who would fit in a muppets version of evangelion. The current ideas we have are:

Walter as Shinji Ikari

Miss piggy aa Misato Katsuragi

Professor Beaker or Sam the Eagle as Gendo Ikari

Statler and Waldorf as the entire SEELE board

Please reply or reblog or use the hashtag NGEmuppets with more ideas so we can make a full cast list :)

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Yeah, that’s kinda one of the many reasons of why I’m not out IRL.

I’m self employed, but gave to work for companies and interact with the public and I have a strong feeling work would dry up if I came out.

that unemployed transfem you like to complain about is going through so much shit right now. job applications become a whole new kind of hell when the world at large views you as a pest.

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The one human is the Bridge Bunny with the long hair whose name escapes me because it’s been decades.

me and my friend are trying to figure out who would fit in a muppets version of evangelion. The current ideas we have are:

Walter as Shinji Ikari

Miss piggy aa Misato Katsuragi

Professor Beaker or Sam the Eagle as Gendo Ikari

Statler and Waldorf as the entire SEELE board

Please reply or reblog or use the hashtag NGEmuppets with more ideas so we can make a full cast list :)

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Straight D&D, iirc, they are sentient, so eating them would be generally frowned upon.

Your answer, however, is vastly more creative and interesting.

In the D&D campaign I'm running with my wife's siblings, one of them learned about how trolls regenerate within minutes of any damage not caused by fire or acid, and then asked why people don't just like. Cage them and eat them, forever. Why there aren't troll meat dungeons in the king's castle as a safeguard against sieges or famines.

And you know, I thought it was a fair question, so I said that if you eat enough troll meat, you start getting troll-y. And then I went further and just treated it like troll flesh is a general contaminant - if you eat enough troll, you'll turn into a troll, but if you bury enough dead troll flesh in a forest, the trees will start growing in strange ways, and will scream and heal and bleed when you hit them with axes.

I liked this idea. So as we played further, I just played around with the idea of Troll Origins, and I came up with something sort of like the Odyssey, but instead stealing Helios's cattle, it was Hathor's, and the horrible, awful, unending immortality was her curse of the army that pillaged her lands. A god of healing does not condemn you to die, she condemns you to live.

And then I got this fun idea for maybe the king that led the army is still kind of alive in the troll taint. Like a sort of literal fisher king. The kingdom is sick because he is, literally, the kingdom. The trees that bleed, bleed his blood and their screams are his screams. He is both the faintly green bear running down the mountain and the faintly green deer and there is no way past this without suffering. He is the entire ecosystem, and he eats nothing but himself and he dreams nothing but death and yet still, on and on and on and on, he lives.

Anyway they're traveling next session so I'm throwing this shit at them. I already have some gross ideas for like. Describing everything like it's a body (flowers red as blood, white as bone, pink as meat, grass fine as hair) then finally throwing horrible living things at them. Trees that grow eyeballs that turn and stare at them, or flowers with teeth instead of petals and trolls that speak in long dead tongues about how they wish they'd never tried to rob a god.

Anyway I'm passing this on because this is my new troll lore and I want it to become canonized in the way that all D&D lore becomes canonized: By having eople read it and go "oh, neat" then start doing that too.

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Game Changer Season 8 Episode 4: Steal Jacob Wysoki’s blood

season 1 vs. season 7

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MEMES!

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Don’t forget he sold out his coworkers to management keeping wrestling from being unionized for the last forty years.

Every single wrestler who languishes without insurance after breaking their body can be laid at the feet of this man.

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There’s also that Genma promised his wife he’d make Ranma a man amongst men under penalty of death and tricked Ranma into signing it as a child.

Nodoka… doesn’t really care about the curse once she finds out, but, iirc, still has some weird ideas about masculinity.

Which I’m sure is also rife with trans and queer coded possibilities.

An extremely prevalent mischaracterization of Ranma is that she doesn't like being a girl. When thats really not true. Infact she will willingly be a girl at several points and is regularly casual about it. Honestly, the people around her care way more about her transformations than she does personally.

So we have this character, born a boy, who will willingly and comfortably present as a girl and call herself a girl. Ranma is like, canonically transfem lmao.

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it’s over for miorine once suletta gets the confidence to be as openly clingy as she wants i fear

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Like to charge, Reblog to cast.

NOOOOOO! What I fear would happened once I started reading comics again happened! My brain is imagining Symphogear crossovers with Jack Kirby creations! THESE ARE LEVELS OF GEEK NO ONE SHOULD REACH!

In my defense, Kirby's brand of cosmic horror and fascinations with stories about secret societies created at the dawn of history for a great purpose by space gods fits with Symphogear like a glove.

Even the few Custodians we have seen have an aesthetic that's pretty close to the New Gods or the Eternals.

Just hit most of the characters with the yurification beam or highlight the homoeroticism of superhero comics and we're gucci!

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Personally… even the manga isn’t totally consistent about it in my opinion.

While to do think the Cis guy reading (or trans masc if you want to go by current sex) is more prevalent, there is certainly enough there to read Ranma as transfemme and desperately being performativly a guy.

Though I think that even if read as Cis, part of the point is the performative toxic masculinity that holds him back from being happy.

It’s why I kinda hoped the new anime wouldn’t just be a straight adaptation, as today an anime actually diving into Ranma’s psychology would be great.

An extremely prevalent mischaracterization of Ranma is that she doesn't like being a girl. When thats really not true. Infact she will willingly be a girl at several points and is regularly casual about it. Honestly, the people around her care way more about her transformations than she does personally.

So we have this character, born a boy, who will willingly and comfortably present as a girl and call herself a girl. Ranma is like, canonically transfem lmao.

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

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Bedtime bundles

Just a little before and after Bridget and Samus got together! I'm heavily considering making a full-blown narrative comic of how these two met and eventually got together ❤️

Would y'all read that?

Anyways, i hope y'all are having a good day!

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Bruce thirty seconds after he tells Cassandra to handle the Joker he realizes what he’s done and and gets up to stop her before deciding maybe losing a femur will finally get through to the clown.

pov bruce and cass texting each other

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Natural talent: staring at her girlfriend 😳