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"I'm gonna go watch Saving Private Ryan on my fridge" is one of the things I've said today
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You don't know this, but a calzone cooking in front of me
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My favorite dance move is called "The grab and shake"
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oh noooo I would haaaate if a mutual sent me nudes
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just need a big tiddy’d bear to let me suck his dick. 😔
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