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☯ -  We’re not mutuals but I want to be

♠ - I want to chat with you more ooc

♥ - I want to ship our muses 

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“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”

"One time too few as always, or so it would seem, my lady."

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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically and want me to fill out the following form for our muses. bold all that definitely applies, italicize what could potentially apply. feel free to add more if you think certain options are missing or you just want to add more.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: ( put whatever you want here )

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HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.

THE HURT:

“Nah, it’s not that bad. I’ve had worse.”

“I don’t think I can walk that far… or at all.”

“I’m fine. I don’t need your help.”

“Will you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?”

“I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m just really tired.”

“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”

“It was my fault. It was all my fault.”

“I think I need help.”

“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but… I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.”

“Is the room spinning right now, or is that just me?”

“No, I’m okay, I just… I hit my head. Really hard. I’ll be okay, just give me a second.”

“I’m not sick! I’m fine!”

“No, I don’t think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.”

“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

“I’m fine. This just happens sometimes. It’s normal for me.”

“I’ve got a headache.”

“Seriously, though, I’m fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!”

“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time. I don’t need your help, and I definitely don’t need your pity. Fuck off.”

“Please tell me I don’t look as bad as I feel.”

“I think I’m running a fever.”

“So, what’s the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?”

“Stop fussing over me! I’m not a baby!”

“Can I stay with you tonight? I just… really don’t want to be alone right now.”

“No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.”

“I… can’t actually remember the last time I had something to eat.”

“You shouldn’t be here. You’ll get sick, too.”

THE COMFORT:

“Honey, have you been crying? What is it? What’s wrong?”

“I think you’d better take a break.”

“It’s not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.”

“You don’t have to go through this alone. I’m right here for you if you’ll just let me in.”

“There’s nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let yourself believe that there is.”

“You really don’t realize just how many people love you, do you?”

“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!”

“I’m sorry. I know it hurts.”

“You’re not alone, baby. You never have been.”

“Let’s get you some food.”

“You’re dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.”

“Stay where you are. I’m coming to get you.”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m right here, okay? I’m not gonna leave you. I’m never gonna leave you.”

“Oh, honey, you’re safe now. I promise. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

“Go ahead and take a shower. I’ll fix you something to eat.”

“What happened to you, baby?”

“I’ll kill that bastard. I’ll kill him for what he did to you.”

“You look like shit, man.”

“Whoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you don’t want to go making yourself worse.”

“I’m not trying to baby you. It’s called taking care of my friends.”

“Sweetheart, you’re burning up! Why didn’t you say anything? Why didn’t you tell anyone you were sick?”

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INTIMIDATED MUN ANONS

SEND A SYMBOL ON ANON (or not) IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE IT. I will respond accordingly.

☯ -  We’re not mutuals but I want to be ♠ - I want to chat with you more ooc Ω - I have questions about our current thread ♣ - I want to drop our thread but still write with you ♥ - I want to ship our muses  ♦ - I have a question about your rules ☮ - Wild card! Any message you want to give on anon!

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Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

How often our muses text:

How often our muses call:

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

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Welcome all newcomers. Always feel free to send in memes, but unless we've chatted first, and potentially, even if we have, assume that you may get pure Loki one line snark back. This isn't a gauge of how much I want or don't want to write with you, this is just me being awkward.

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”You seriously think I’m a cop?” (From Rebecca Barnes)

"Why is the implication here that I think about you at all?"

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2012 film

i know things have been difficult lately, and i'm sorry about that.

don't make promises you can't keep.

i thought it was great what you did out there. stupid, but great.

if you can do good things for other people, you have a moral obligation to do those things.

is that a knife? is that a real knife?

anyone has a problem with that can talk to me.

everyone was there but you.

something is very wrong.

this is my responsibility. i have to fix it.

i think i know what you're feeling.

you know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief.

i can't do this. i can't do this...

my weakness. small knives. anything but knives.

you leave right now. that is an order.

you should see the other guy.

i feel kinda pukey and... just emotional. i keep crying. it's brutal.

you seriously think i'm a cop?

oh come on, how dare you?

no one seems to grasp the concept of the mask.

it won't happen again, i promise.

let me ask you a question.

where do you go? who does this to you?

you've been living with so many unresolved things.

if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you.

i can't sleep.

you're my hero... and i love you.

i can't see you anymore.

i think most people would say he was providing a public service.

did you get expelled?

why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meat loaf?

we all have secrets: the ones we keep, and the ones that are kept from us.

i just did 80% of your job. and that's how you repay me?

where have you been?

you have to get out of there right now.

i was wrong about you. this city needs you.

oh, i'm in trouble.

people are gonna die!

what did you call me?

you are a lot like your father.

you're gonna make enemies. people will get hurt. sometimes the people closest to you.

did you ask her out?

secrets have a cost. they're not free. not now, not ever.

you think we're just sitting around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?

i've been bitten.

don't make me have to hurt you.

oh. you saw a video on the internet? well, then the case is closed.

don't you ever think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen.

where are you headed?

i can save them. i can cure them.

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Kisses Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: N/A

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"Where are my kisses?"

"Don't kiss me there! I'm ticklish!"

"Did you just... Kiss me?"

"Can I kiss you?"

"Hand kisses are so romantic, don't you think?"

"I could kiss you forever."

"Don't forget the goodnight kiss."

"Did you do all of that just to kiss me?"

"You hung up all this mistletoe to kiss me?"

"Yeah, I know, I know, kisses."

"Gonna leave without your kisses?"

"You've earned your prize! And I've decided that it's a kiss from yours truly~"

"Kiss me."

"If you don't shut up I'm going to kiss you."

"I've wanted to kiss you for a long time."

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in this house, we love and support female oc's

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"The scariest thing of all is realizing the monster was in the room with you the whole time."

"In further horrors, the only monster was myself."

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“Joke’s on you. People already think I’m crazy.”

"Jokes on them, they don't know you as well as I do if they only think it."

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Tales From the Gas Station (Vol. 1) Starters

a series of starters based on volume one of the Tales From the Gas Station series, because no one else was gonna do it, so. here we go. one quote from each chapter of the first book!

content warnings: mentions of murder, death, and drugs.

“I’m not inclined to lose my job just because you didn’t escape captivity with a little spare change in your pocket.”

"The scariest thing of all is realizing the monster was in the room with you the whole time."

"Whether or not you are a hallucination is none of my business, and I'll leave that up to you to decide."

"At least they didn't throw a beer bottle at me this time."

"I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't really care for cults."

"[Name] has been dead for two days. His body is in the trunk of my car.”

"You're putting words in my mouth, and I don't like when other people put things in my mouth."

"He just stared at the ground with a sheepish, guilty look on his face like a toddler that just got busted for dealing drugs."

"Even as a child, I wasn't gullible enough to believe that birthday wishes were real."

"Carrying secrets makes you too old too fast. You wanna talk about it?"

"What purpose do we as humans serve other than to eat and wait to die?"

“The doctor was just doing his job. His creepy, voyeuristic job.”

“Joke’s on you. People already think I’m crazy.”

“I’d say the package was just about the right size for a dead cat.”

“Well, if I accidentally kill you, that’s probably my bad. If I accidentally kill you twice, it’s a hell of a coincidence. But if I accidentally kill you three times? Three times? Well that’s on you. You gotta take some personal responsibility.”

“I recently learned that I am somewhat Internet famous.”

“Imagine, if you will, the sound of a butcher’s knife hitting a watermelon. Like a solid, wet, thwack. Now imagine the watermelon gurgling and falling to the ground like a sack of potatoes.”

“I never expected to take anyone’s life, but now that I had, the act turned out to be way more inconsequential than I could have ever anticipated.”

“We’ve never done that thing normal friends do. I hear people call it ‘hanging out.’”

“The name of the game was avoid and evade. Confrontation and eye contact. Just like prison.”

“Hey, guys, I gotta go. I think I heard a baby crying somewhere outside.”

“There’s a guy on the ceiling. His skin is all gray and he’s just lying there on the ceiling.”

“Don’t trust your eyes. You may see something that looks impossible. It probably is. There may be a dead loved one trying to call you outside. Don’t listen to them. They aren’t real.”

“He was the nicest guy that had pointed a gun in my face all week.”

“Great. Now let’s talk about the guy living in your supply closet.”

“Are you about to do the villain thing and explain everything that’s going on?”

“I know it’s a cliche, but ignorance really is bliss.”

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I know he doesn't have any right now, but that's still rude of Google to point out, also why was the focus on management bulletin written by Ravonna?

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