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Remember that it’s never too late or too early to figure out who you are!

You know you’re LGBTQ when you’re 5? Great. You’re questioning at 12? Cool. You’re in your twenties or thirties and have just started figuring out things? Wonderful. You’re over 60 and you suddenly realized you’re not what you used to identify as? That’s perfectly valid, too.

I know the common conception is that most people start to question their identity in their early teens, but in reality, there’s never a right or wrong age for self-discovery.

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“Your posts are fucked up”

Thanks it’s because I’m fucked up

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fashion from the nanny

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Rene Lalique, c. 1900

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If your partner isn't obsessed with you, get a new one.

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i wonder what's beyond these walls ...

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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if you ever feel silly about painting the same stuff over and over again pls remember that Monet spent all of the money he's made (by the time he was in his 40s he's made enough money to retire) to build a garden exactly to his liking and then proceeded to paint it over and over again until he died at 86

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most of the time I forget I have free will like who said I can’t do that..? yes I can

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why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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You could be my silver spring...

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office