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Silly drawing of my favorite fmab pair

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If You Aren’t Going to appreciate Blooper Al then I will m’kay

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If You Aren’t Going to appreciate Blooper Al then I will m’kay

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every time i come across parental royed i look to the sky and thank god for the life i have been given

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Ed and Al, in the car with Riza: Mcdonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

Riza, not stopping: We have food at home.

Ed and Al, in the car with Roy: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

Roy, pulling up to the drive-thru window: One black coffee, please.

Ed and Al, in the car with the rest of Team Mustang: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

Team Mustang: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

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We’re the winners.

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I do this all the time 😳💦

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so I uh… did this again.

some (mis)quotes from @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes for warmup!

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Language!

Kageyama: You're such an idiot bean pole, you can't even talk to anyone without making them hate themselves somehow

Tsukishima: at least I don't fuck a shrimp cocktail every day during lunch on the school's yoga mats like a fuck boy.

Sugawara: Tsukishima language!

Tsukishima: what? I spoke perfect Japanese.

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I love the idea of Hinata, Noya and Tanaka all being kind of bros together and they hang out together a lot.

But they have a sleepover together and all they talk about is their crushes and it’s adorable because it’s like.

Hinata: You guys…. Kages bought me a milk today.

Noya: Yeah you GO! But get this get this… Asahi held my hand today.

Tanaka: Holy shit no way… All the way dude. But guess what… Me and Ennoshita made eye contact today that lasted more than two seconds.

*Noya and Hinata tearing up* We’re proud.

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Asahi: If I'm dating you , I'm going to date all of you. This includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you're working on. Because that's what people do when they're in love.

Nishinoya: I'm tired and I thought you were threatening to date the whole team for a second.

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You know it’s bad when you find a fanfiction at 2 am and go:

Oh, it’s only 200 000 words! I can read this tonight!

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Long post warning for Gai’s new backstory. Honestly this AU began with that one image of Gai with his katana above in the trees and then I kept trying to bend canon to fit that image

I kept wondering why Gai might leave, and then I thought honestly the village sucks. Why wouldn’t he? But what might drive him to that point? Maybe seeing people he knows should be respected treated like dirt?

At this point I hc that the villagers are influenced by certain shinobi who slander the Maitos, and the Hatake clan. But why would villagers even dare to stand up to powerful ninja??? I hc this as a guerilla campaign by Danzo to “strengthen” the village. Here’s why: undermine the weaker clans like the Maitos, so that they leave. And ostracize people like Sakumo (old clans capable of rallying against/fighting ROOT). And isolate powerful, socially unfit shinobi (like certain sannin) so they can be used “properly” by ROOT…

Except the script flips here for me. Orochimaru, still only on the cusp of becoming ROOT sees this ostracised kid defending everybody (even those outside of his family) the village hates - Hatake Sakumo (hated in death even), his son,  and sometimes - even Orochimaru himself? Kakashi tries to warn Gai away from Orochimaru (bc he’s a Rules boy now), but Gai has had enough people warn him away from Kakashi at this point, so he doesn’t listen.

Orochimaru is not entirely pleased by this. I hc that Orochimaru is also contemplating leaving the village at this point, but is being held back by hazy promises of Danzo offering him knowledge. And by a small boy dogging his heels in admiration. Kakashi also hangs back but at a respectful distance, mostly bc he thinks Orochimaru will eat Gai or sthg.

The final blow comes when Maito Dai passes (also I have no idea where that is in the timeline, but Kishi didn’t  care so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ).

Gai can’t believe this, his father who gave his life for the village - who was so powerful - is still not respected even in death. You know Dai wouldn’t even be a footnote in history for Konoha. To that, add Kakashi’s own ostracisation, people calling him Cold blooded Kakashi. Gai wants to believe in the village, but he really can’t anymore can he? They won’t even let him learn his father’s legacy, the suicide jutsu - bc it’s “forbidden”.

Orochimaru finds him in the dead of the night, trying ineffectually to escape while Kakashi’s on an ANBU mission. Gai forestalls what he thinks might be a lecture, telling Oro that the village sucks, that it has stripped all the nobility of being a protector of the village. That all they do is fight for money and power. Orochimaru, who has confirmed that Danzo wants to use him, but also that the Sandaime is as bad as Danzo is - had been thinking of running for Hokage to change the village to be more open to clans like his. (You know the village basically hates his clan bc they’re snakey okay).

But he looks at this teenaged boy, and he knows that (a) the boy is right, and the village won’t change. Won’t even accept him as hokage, even Sarutobi sensei doesn’t believe in him. And (b) this foolish boy will die in the forest.

SO. Guess who gets a new sensei with Orochimaru studying in a forest lab?

I’m not saying Orochimaru becomes GOOD MAN, he doesn’t. But the experiments on children don’t happen, bc training a genin is time consuming, and Orochimaru has someone who might judge his actions (like Jiraiya & Tsunade used to, when they weren’t being drunk or absent). Someone who might be a moral compass. Two people who are the last of their clans, clans hated or ridiculed by Konoha.

The 8 Gates fascinates Orochimaru though, and he does go on to become a snake sage. And Gai? Gai becomes a fierce swordsman, and a terrifying shinobi. He never scratches the leaf symbol on his headband (which he hides behind his scarf) though, because he believes in the idea of the headband. Not what the headband has come to be. (more rambling in tags)

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gay culture is being bad at math

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Cole and KJ  —  Compliment Battle (х).

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they’re weird. they’re weirdos.

alt. caption: netflix teen scifi shows triggering my fight or flight instincts with one line of dialogue