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The brainrot is how he shows affection 💖

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a couple of friends

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the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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Have you guys seen yhis

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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if a hot undead cougar said that to me I would need a cigarette

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

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mutuals this is us

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Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature.

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What are some of the scariest things Whumper can say to a defiant Whumpee's "Or what?"

Oh very good question! I have some ideas:

"Behave yourself."

"Or what?"

"I could find another one to take your place."

"We could go pay a visit to [Whumpee's most feared]. See what they think."

"I took you under my wing. Don't get too comfortable."

"You think you're invincible. I promise I can do much worse than killing you. Without killing you."

"...I am finding it harder and harder to keep myself from doing something both of us will regret."

"I won't play so nice either."

"Have I been too lenient with you?"

"Haven't they had enough? Does it not hurt enough yet? You think they could survive another round?"

"That's right. Keep that spark alive, for the both of you. Your friend isn't quite as strong as you, are they?"

"Haha! You're a funny one."

"I know your type. You think you're strong. You break slow. I get to watch. It's always so exciting."

"It seems you misunderstood. Let me repeat myself."

"I will not repeat myself."

"You have five seconds."

"That wasn't a question."

"Do you want to see me angry?"

"You're going down a very dangerous path."

"What was that?"

"Say that again."

*the 'I know you did not just say that' staredown + silence combo*

*puts Whumpee's gag back in without a word*

"I will teach you respect."

"I can always make it worse. Remember that."

"You asked for it. Remember that."

"You are waiting for your friends to find you. You're stalling, or you think it doesn't matter what you do, you just have to survive until they arrive. It's very cute how you think there's still a way out of this. That I will ever let you go."

"Four." (Keeping count of Whumpee's misdemeanours. For later.)

"I love how addicted you are to making it worse for yourself."

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.