yolbert
yolbert
Yolbert
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Talk to me anytime for any reason Parlez moi n'importe quand pour n'importe quoi
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yolbert · 6 hours ago
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Wow wow esti calme toe y vont pas pisser dans ton pantalon quand même
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yolbert · 6 hours ago
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yolbert · 7 hours ago
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Yep. People are gonna die today...
Doing crafts with your hands is good for you. In unrelated news I'm back to fighting the godfucking basket and if I make no tangible progress today I'm killing everyone in this room including myself.
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yolbert · 7 hours ago
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Psh that ufo was clearly AI
I miss the days when you could see a cool image and didn’t have to analyse it to see if it’s actually AI
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yolbert · 7 hours ago
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Thats not a die... thats a kill
Early wierd dice submission
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I made this in tenth grade welding class and it is the heaviest dice i own
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yolbert · 7 hours ago
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It delights me when people who have pets refer to their animals doing things that they're not allowed to do as "crimes". Like you hear rustling from The Forbidden Cabinet and just go sir that's illegal.
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yolbert · 15 hours ago
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The Fuck You Cat
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u/firakti
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yolbert · 15 hours ago
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i hope everything gets easier for trans women
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yolbert · 16 hours ago
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reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved
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yolbert · 17 hours ago
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Me and my 7 mutual college students following this 1 blog
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breaching containment in the college discord server...
for context, it's an itty-bitty tiny school. like, half the size of your high school if not smaller.
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yolbert · 20 hours ago
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don’t go for realism in your art if it frustrates you, get weird, get blocky, get wiggly, just try and draw what makes you happy, not something that meets a standard
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yolbert · 1 day ago
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What is wrong with you?
my mom just hit me with the Full Name and a screenshot of my black mold acc on instagram
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yolbert · 1 day ago
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Yeah, that thought got me fucked up. Like yeah. Mars is a place where one could be. But you aren't. And you won't. Maybe a rover or two.
Also nothing happens. Like. Shit is boring. Maybe dust storms, or volcanic activity. Otherwise, complete silence. Forever.
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 
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yolbert · 1 day ago
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I love clouds so much
People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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yolbert · 1 day ago
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Happy Labor Daybor!
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yolbert · 2 days ago
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Fuck you, goodnight
bitch get off tumblr its your bedtime
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yolbert · 2 days ago
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Cabt sell body parts ob there sotgy
i need to SELL my UTERUS on EBAY
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