| B | 27 | She/They | Queer | Wifed Up | I've been on this site since 2009 and at this point, it's too late to actually leave so here I am I guess. I stan a lot of shit, you'll see all of it.
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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"
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Said this to a dear and much-loved friend today, but I think maybe we all might need to see it:
Long-fic is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
Fic, full-stop, is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
Art is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
Constantly creating is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
Fandom is a community, not a corporation, your productivity is not a payment you have to make to be here.
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oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.
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that feeling when the food falls off your fork.
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thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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grabbing you by the shoulders and squeezing until i hear a noise. there's nothing inherently more queer about being coercively assigned female at birth. why do you dumb fucking dicks position coercive male assignment as inherently more regressive. why is your example of the straightest possible person always a man. why is your example of someone "claiming a niche microlabel to seem queer" always camab. i'll kill you
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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.
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