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one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

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‘consuming media’ is when you watch a marvel movie. ‘consuming media critically’ is when you apologize for watching marvel movies 

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why is this being presented as comical advice. i think it’s nice

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basically

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i love today. has anyone checked on putin lately 

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”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room

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Don’t talk to me unless you look like this

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i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

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fox news now literally just looks like the shitposts my friends and i make. this fucking rips

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Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny