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[your-local-shapeshifting-druid]

The older I get the less I can comprehend grown-ass adults being mean to kids, people in customer service, and especially teenagers in customer jobs. Saw some kid in a fast food place in an uniform that clearly stated "work training" and how I feel is almost exactly the same as seeing a little puppy in a harness that says "guide dog in training, do not disturb".

Like oh my god little baby has a job! Good job small baby!

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"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

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The audacity of some adult men still baffles me.... I don't know how but it does.

Like sir, why are you asking me, in my place of work, while smirking: "So is that your leash?"

I'm over here minding my own business, picking up the rugs from the lobby in preparation to sweep and mop as we close in less than an hour. What was the thought process here!?

Context:

I work at a vet clinic. I am a kennel technician. I keep a slip lead on me at all times in case I need one quickly. Can't keep it in a pocket very well, takes too long to grab and is typically tangled. I'm not a smol being. Thus I can't keep it as a shash as some of the others do. Can't just rest it on shoulders, it falls off every time I move. Solution: loop loosely around neck. Very easy to grab in a pinch, doesn't fall off. I am not the only one to do this. However, I am the only one who does it who was visibly afab today that he saw. He did not say it to the very visibly masc person who had walked past him earlier. :/

[your-local-shapeshifting-druid]

Dontcha love when you're sittin on VC with friends and it gets a little too quite for your neurospicy brain, so you unintentionally vocal stim and then everyone responds with the same stim so you all then just star sounding like a flock of parrots repeating the same noise and occasionally adding in other stims until the cycle ends and you all start talking about a random topic?

No? Just me?

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Me: *eating soup* This needs cheese...

... I'm at work... I have no cheese...

Me: *finishes soup and only then remembers that there's string cheese in the work fridge for everyone*

Sadness...

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[your-local-shapeshifting-druid]

I no longer wish to have a corporeal form. Too restricting. I need to be an amorphis blob of energy thanks.