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This is my submission for D3. I’m doing the alternative prompt.

Locked inside of the office

Amelia, Joey, Salvatore, the interviewer, Alvina, and Kozlowski are all sitting on the floor with a bunch of boardgames, food, drinks, and pillows and blankets in front of them. The interviewer is currently playing a game of how many Maltese or‘s can I fit into my mouth and Joey is asleep on Salvatori‘s lap.

Alvina: UHH, how long until the storm is over? It’s depressing outside and the power is out which means it’s getting colder by the minute. (She hugs her blanket tightly around her)

Amelia (checks phone): well, according to this thing looks like it’s not gonna pass over until around one, maybe 2 AM? Yeah, we still got a ways to go. With the storm like this, I don’t think the power is going to come on until the morning.

The interviewer: oh my gosh! This is boring. I am on my seventh round of how many Maltese or‘s can I fit into my mouth and I’m starting to get bored over here. What should we do? Because if I don’t find something to do soon, I’m pretty sure I’m going to rip something to shreds. (Slams box of multis or onto the ground)

Kozlowski: well, maybe if you had an IQ over 20 would be able to come up with something. Oh yeah, and stop stuffing your face with Maltese or‘s. You’re gonna kill yourself with chocolate! No seriously though, we need to find something to do. There’s only so many times I can get beaten and shoots and ladders by Salvatori. We need to play another game.

Salvatore: I have a great idea! What about we play crash football. Four points if you break something, eight if it’s a bone. That’ll keep us entertained for a while.

Amelia: or maybe, we don’t do that. What about, we play clean this pigs den of an office. I’m pretty sure there’s still food from 2006 in hear. This place is disgusting.

Kozlowski: I agree with Salvatore. That would be fun. I’ve been wanting to break something for a while and unfortunately I haven’t gotten any new corpses to experiment on. I could really use something fun to do.

The interviewer: meet you. I find that breaking worthless in valuable objects really helps to relieve anger. Maybe Alvina will finally stop giving me death glares every time I pass her.

Amelia: fine! But you guys are going to clean the entirety of this office tomorrow! Do I make myself clear? (No one acknowledges the last part of her statement and within two minutes the office is in absolute chaos.

(The next day)

Joey:  Dio mio. Amelia aveva ragione, questo posto è disgustoso. Anche per i miei standard.

Salvatore: you could say that again. (Salvatore turned to the side looking into the hallway) hey! You could help us a little bit here. In the hallway the interview were is sitting with a cup of hot cocoa softly chuckling to himself.

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This is for day two of the Coco Collabs.

The interviewer: Alvina, look, look! I found a cute kitten behind our offices. Can we keep him? Please? There’s barely anyone happy around here.

Alvina: hold on, let me go ask Amelia. Also, what do you mean there’s not a lot of happy people around here. We’re all really happy, right Joey and Salvatori? (Shots of Joey and Salvatori sleeping)

Alvina: OK fine, maybe some of us aren’t so happy. Or at least, maybe some of us don’t get enough sleep. But still!

The interviewer: can you please please please please please just ask her?

(Four hours later)

The interviewer: this cat, has got to go! (The cat is currently running around the room knocking cups of cocoa over, eating Maltese or‘s, shredding Alvina’s case files which the interview hasn’t looked at in two months. And shredding the cushions.)

Alvina: well, you’re the one who is told me to please please please please please please please please please ask Amelia to let you keep this cat. So no, you’re gonna have to work this out yourself.

The interviewer: fine. And this, my friends is now why all decisions made in the Amelia project have to be put up to a majority vote from now on. No matter how big, or how small. That way, stuff like this doesn’t happen. Oh by the way, it took us three days to fix all the damage. Amelia, signing off.

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Here is my submission for day one. @Cocoa-Collabs

This is Ella wishes Bertram Smith. He is a world famous shadow puppet artist that is known for his extravagant and hyper realistic shows only using shadows. He is worth almost $50 million and is known in almost every country on earth. His predicament? He has been given a request for a show that he simply cannot achieve. He must do a shadow circus act. It involves a dog walking a tight rope with clowns on top holding a grand piano between all of them with the birds flying overhead. And if that didn’t seem hard enough, he also has to do all thisO Mae using Street en Rooth pero ayer hice Impossible Period y tú ustedes Myers en everyone hacer a Sasha cama Bad

However, if he does go on stage and do the show, he look like a complete fool and his reputation will be ruined. That one act could destroy his career. So, he must fake his death. He must leave so that nobody expects him to put on this grandiose show. His method of death? Being burned alive buy his candles that he uses for his shadow puppets.y Rubén Perez chao cama y más Faith pero ayer 

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At last the day is upon us, fellow cocoa-collaborators! It's day one of our event and the "official" prompt is:

Clients!

What happens to clients after they start their new lives? Is there a client you know about that we have never heard of? Today is your chance to go wild and answer the above, or maybe entirely different questions!

(Please note that you don't have to use this prompt of you don't want to or have different ideas)

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Dee: People will swim in the ocean even though there are many corpses in it. But people will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it.

Nick: How are you in my house? WHY are you in my house?

Dee: Ergo, humans have a corpse-to-water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.

Nick: ...

Dee: ...

Nick: Get out.

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Yes! We did it. We always win and defeat you with the peer pressure.

okay, so i caved and bought "the ballad of black hawk and billy the kid" today, even though i was trying to be good and wait for the short story collection before buying any of the individual stories (thanks to the sinf server for the peer pressure, lol).

i have many thoughts about it, but i will keep them to myself for now, until more people have a chance to read the short stories. when i do eventually post something about the story i will tag it as "the ballad of black hawk and billy the kid" as well as "sinf spoilers" so that people can mute those tags if they need to!

the only thing i will share now is that mahkatêwimešikêhkêhkwa is iconic and i love him. that is all.

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The Interviewer: let’s play two truths one lie

Alvina: okay I know that one

Cole: I’ll go first, I’m with the FBI, I have a decent coffee every day and I’ve been secretly recording you guys, watching your every move, but none of you notice because wherever I go nobody seems to care if I stay or leave

Amelia: okay I think you’ve got the right idea but you need to make it a bit harder for us

Haines: Our coffee is actually horrible.

The Interviewer:

The Interviewer: you’ve been WHAT-

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Sale indigo raven heart. Pablo Perez Garcia

 something Bartholomew fuck face chuckle pants. If anybody can name the entire acronym of whatever political party he’s from, I will be impressed.

Jackie Williams and Mia fox

Full names

Amelia fans, before we move on to the first ever fan event(!!!!) of the Amelia project in three more day, I have a small request. 

Could you please re-blog/comment on this with the full names of the Amelia characters(as many as you know)? I’m a little(lazy) book reader, and I’ve actually had some trouble finding them. 

I’d really appreciate it! 

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Yes yes 100% yes. I could’ve completely imagined this happening in one of the special mini episodes. I feel like if they were still part of the gang Joey and Salvatore would be those two guys, one is the super smart but smaller guy that makes all the big plans and puts everything in the motion, while the other one is a super big buff guy who is absolutely stupid. But they’re best friends anyway because they can’t survive without one another. Even though they’ve had 1 million arguments over the years.

Alvina: Why is Amelia so mad at you?

Joey: Probably because Salvatore and I stole a load of her things.

Salvatore: Estupido!

Joey: Right! Sorry. We didn't steal her things. I have no idea why she's mad.

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I think we can all agree Kozlowski is an avatar of the Flesh

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An Amelia Ship, but as that scene from Starkid(dunno the musical)

The Interviewer: I just ate a scone and thought of you.

Alvina: (panicked) Nothing really!

Joey and Salvatore: *Exasperated Italian Noises*

Amelia: It's a shipwreck!

Kozlowski: My favourite!

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This is the interviewer.

Hey Amelia project community, I’m bored and thought it’d be fun what they think each character looks like in their mind! All you have to do is repost this with pictures that you think represent each character and we can compare and enjoy each other’s interpretations!

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S3 epilogue in a nutshell

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Perez: You two need to trust me. Have I ever got you into a dangerous or uncomfortable situation?

Miguel: ...yes?

Savannah: Literally all the time.

Perez: Well then you should be used to it by now.

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Can’t wait to do this. This is going to be fun

Right! Here are the "official prompts" picked from the survey we did a while ago. Have fun creating and we'll see you then!

[A gold and black background, lines resembling morse code go along the outlines of the picture, which says in big gold letters: Cocoa Collabs, The Amelia Project Tumblr Fandom Event Week. Under that is a table of contents: Monday - Clients, Tuesday - Cat, Wednesday - Bookshop, Thursday - Hurt/Comfort, Friday - Oleg and Alvina, Saturday - Roadtrip, Sunday - The Last Malteser. There is a second box with the Alternative Prompts: Favorite Episode, Crossover, Beach Day, Let Your Ship Sail, Locked in the Office.

Under that, the description of the project begins: Willkommen, Tervetuloa, Bienvenue, Hoș geldiniz and Welcome, fellow Listeners of The Amelia Project, to the 2021 Cocoa Collabs! Since it is a widely shared sentiment that there are far too little fanworks for the Amelia Project, from the 30th of August to the 5th of September, we not only want to change that, but maybe also find new friends and connections in the fandom. To help you get started and provide some ideas for you, we have put together the list of prompts you can see above! You can choose freely from the seven main and five alternative prompts, and vary between them as much as you like. To be considered a #cocoaChampion, you should have participated on every single of the seven days, and posted that until the 7th september the latest. Most importantly however - have fun! END DESCRIPTION]

Addendum: this now has an image ID, please reblog this version instead of the old one.

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This hits too deep. Lol.

Billy: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Mac: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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I can clearly imagine this in my head. Like, one of the other elders pressuring Quetzalcoatl into getting a tattoo, then while he’s getting the tattoo. He’s wondering in the back of his head “how did I ever agree to this? “



Here is a drawing that I finished yesterday of Ma-ka-tai-me-she-kia-kiak giving Quetzalcoatl a tattoo.

I thought that since Ma-k is/was a healer before he was immortal, it would be cool if he did another type of Indigenous medicine as well: tattooing!

It took me hours to design a sleeve for Ma-k, lol, but I am pretty happy with the result.