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Sneezes come in threeses? Yeah well… not me, I cum in men, so???
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Maybe the reason I enjoy Tumblr so much is because I miss the vibe of 2020 discord.
#discord#2020#2020 discord#was a entire vibe by itself#I#miss it right about now#need to be a public#menance#tumblr
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As the warmer weather returns… so does my god complex 🤭
#teehee#god complex#I’m the best thing to happen to anyone#just so everyone is aware#yes#the world does revolve around me#:)
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Happy birthday to all three (3) of my weed-smoking girlfriends.
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Nothing more satisfying than being a conniving little whore 🙏🤭
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Can’t believe yelling at the sky isn’t a viable job anymore, like what the fuck am I meant to do then?
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I’m the unfortunate result of all my actions and inactions
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I think we’re born knowing the truth of the universe, we just never find the right words to articulate what it is though
#happens#universal truths#maybe the real universal truth#is the friends we made along the way#some abject horror in knowing but being unable to convey
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If capitalism bad? Why Sheetz???
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You know what, fuck you, I’m calling your boyfriend a good boy.
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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
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