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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
#im not back btw#just popping in and this was funny#i kept meaning to make a ‘im not dead just got a new phone and discovered not having tumblr readily available fixed me (or at least helped)#post but forgetting#so i guess this is that#i might come back someday but for now i think it’s best if i stay away#sorry for hijacking this post#mutuals hmu if you want like my email address or something#im ass at checking discord but i have one of those too if someone wants it#i don’t get ask notifications but i can pop in and check from time to time#ok bye for real now
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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)
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i think about this a hundred times a day
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somewhere apollo just shuddered in horror and he doesn't know it but it's because the spectre of a timeline where klavier gavin got a podcast just passed over him
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i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.
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people on this site will be like fascists are so awful! btw all of my political opponents are inhuman scum that deserve death
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THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST. I just wanted to highlight some beloved and underrated nostalgic classics.
I am NOT counting: Studio Ghibli, DC, Marvel, Scooby-Doo, sequels/prequels, and most other franchises. I also chose to cut Dreamworks, because I wanted to give as much love as possible to other nostalgic films. There's a LOT to cover in the 80s-90s, hence why I split the two polls.
80's Poll
Happy voting! ❤
#thumbelina#id say fern gully but i haven't actually watched it since i was in preschool#haunted me tho!!
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everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose.
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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe
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my new job is so good except for this part

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