yourlocalbiscuit

[yourlocalbiscuit]

nobody gets hellboy. a true hellboy movie has yet to be made. everybody wants him to be a brooding pop cultural antihero soooo bad but hes NOT. he is a brooding 50 year old dad who gets pissed and has to decompress by drinking a six pack in the shed with his "projects". we're talking about a guy who quotes herman melville from memory, unprompted. he's literally a classic lit nerd. there is more of roman military history fan about him than of epic punisher comic book man. grandpas love him. hes not a badass. he is someone who does badass things but hes also a total fucking dork. he may have a "yeah yeah just point me at the thing i need to beat up" attitude in the field but he 100% does all his research ahead of time. hes literally an expert. and he carries a ton of different little charms and things around with him to be prepared for any occasion. he is a NERD. a GEEK. but he got drawn with a gun a couple times so hes epic mckillman now

[yourlocalbiscuit]

'Sometimes I wish I had stayed too."

[yourlocalbiscuit]

'You said you thought you were sour, a ugly bitter taste that no one would ever want to have the misfortune of tasting, but I just wanted to get to know you. But you molded me into loving and carelessly obsessing over the citrus scent over and over again, you made me love the bittersweet taste, the beautiful colour that adorned your skin, but now I'm stuck, stuck with this aching sour taste, its just like how've you always tasted. But I hate how it lasts a little longer, I wish that I would forget you and your sourness, but here I am, and this sour taste that never seems to leave my tongue, bittersweet but I sour, an achingly tingle on my tongue.'

[yourlocalbiscuit]

oh ur asks are open? i feel powerful i might do dmoehitng

The fuck is dmoehiting? But sure, do whatever you want I do anything

[yourlocalbiscuit]

DON'T SHIT ON YIUR TEAVHERS DESKSFor FUCKS SAKE