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This has been brewing for about 2 years now. I'm never patient enough with myself to sit down and write this

So, in likely outcome that this never gets anywhere close to a finished project, I've decided to share a few notes and snippets of my PR1 x HP crossover!

(For the sake of my consciousness, they all are single in this AU)

Characters list:

1991: Chilled (S), Court (H), Jeremy (H), Matt (S), Platy (G)

1992: Apple (G), Larry (H), Skadj (S), Tay (S), Ze (R)

1993: Bryce (G), Cheesy (G), Kara (R), Side (G), Speedy (H)

Those in year 93 under consideration and might end up either under 92 or removed

Book 1

Chapter names:

Accidental Dimension Travel [It's totally not accidental btw]

When a Platypus Flew for the First Time

Serised Eurt

He continued pushing through the crowd until he finally managed to find a car with relatively empty compartments. As he approached the door of the car he noticed a girl struggling to get her baggage from the platform inside. He pulled his carriage closer and helped the girl lift a rather compact but heavy suitcase. “Thank you so much!” she exclaimed, shining at him. “Let me help you with your bags!”

“There’s really no need…” he tried to argue, but he couldn’t resist as she gave him a wide smile.

She was quite pretty. Her face had really soft features and her bright blue eyes looked kindly at him. Her chocolate hair was plaited in two long braids resting on her shoulders. Her cream colored sweater looked really cozy and went nice with her plain gray school skirt — she looked like a diligent student on the first study day.

“Will you keep staring at me, or will you help me get your stuff into the carriage?” she asked with lightness in her voice.

Chilled hurriedly took his suitcase from the cart and moved it to the door.

Together they pulled the baggage inside and made it to the first empty compartment. The girl put her suitcase under the seat and sat across from him; Chilled did the same. He decided that some introductions were due.

“I’m Anthony, and you?”

Something flashed in her expression, but she answered in the same polite manner.

“My name is Courtney, but as my first friend here you can call me Court or Tilly.” Her eyes flickered away. “If you want to be friends, of course.”

Book 2

Ideas:

Ze’s ass totally getting petrified

Luna!!!!!

The twins become closer friends of the gang

As was expected, they were the first students in the Great Hall, even the teachers' table was empty, so they were first over in the Great Hall in general. They sat down at the Hufflepuff table. “How did Potter and Weasley get to the school in the books?” Chilled asked.

“They took a flying car from Ron’s parents, flew over to Hogwarts, and crash landed on an aggressive tree,” Platy told wery expressively.

“And they weren’t thrown out?” Platy shook his head. “Lucky sons of bitches.”

”For the sake of the plot, man.”

The first students started entering the Great Hall, and so Chilled and Platy went to their own tables. They spotted Jeremy Matt and Courtilly entering the Great Hall with worry on their faces. The first one who found Chilled was Matt; Courtilly looked over to the Gryffindor table to find Platy waving at them. The three of them went to where Chilled was sitting.

“What happened to you two?” Jeremy was the first to ask. “We held the compartment and shooed off everyone who tried to join, but Weasley twins came over and said you weren’t on the train.”

“The barrier between the platforms was sealed off. Platy said it was because of Potter.”

“Oooh, that’s why. I honestly forgot about the house-elf” Jeremy seemed to realize something and so did Court and Matt.

“I’ll explain later,” Matt promised, “the Sorting is about to begin.”

As he said that, the doors opened revealing Professor McGoggles and a flock of first years behind her. The kids looked extremely anxious: Chilled couldn’t help but wonder if their year looked just as lost and scared as this year did.

“I will call out your names and put a Sorting Hat on your head; it will decide which House you belong to.” McGonagall sounded tired — Chilled wondered if her state was connected to the incident on the platform somehow.

“Aaberg, Steven!”

Chilled almost spat out the tea that he mistakenly tried to take a sip of. Matt turned to him with a questioning look. “Are you okay?”

Chilled swallowed the tea and put the cup on the table. “That’s—that’s Ze!”

[keeps spitting his tea out throught the sorting]

Book 3

Ideas:

Matt, Skadj and Ze invent Town of Salem using RIPL (Runic Inscription Programming Language)

Everyone fawns over professor Lupin, despite him being a werewolf

Except for Chilled. His years of paranoia keep him suspicious of Lupin since he's a member of the Order (boosting my Dumble-doubt agenda), unrelated to being informed that Lupin is a werewolf

Chilled, although told that Sirius Black is no harm to anyone, has an overprotective streak over the Gryffindors in their group who are in the same vicinity with Peter Pettigrew

Lupin finds out about dimension travel and is converted into the group’s go-to wizard in need (yesss, make them love him more before he perishes in the battle, yesss)

Platy & the Divination lessons

[Context: gang is playing some magical version of Town of Salem (gonna figure that one out later) and Lupin overhears it]

“... If there’s a serial killer and a werewolf running around, they have to work together to find the traitor, we’re running out of time…!”

Lupin took a step back.

They knew his secret.

Book 4

I am really hesitant about making one of them a participant of the Tournament, so maybe some sort of stand-off with Crouch Jr

Pairs for the Yule ball (WIP):

Chilled is invited by Daphne

Court is invited by Neville

Matt invites Luna

Tay makes Platy invite her

Jeremy goes with Apple

Jeremy and Platy go outside to “get some air”

Chilled, Court and Apple have fun dancing together

Tay is pulled into some canon-relevant plot

Matt goes to get Luna to her Common Room and is also pulled into someting canon plot-wise

Book 5

Ideas:

ZRC

Daphne is jealous

A woodoo doll (might be scrapped)

Daphne learns the Truth

Blood quills and hemophobia

Chapter names:

When The Toad Croaks

The Test of the Emotion

And The Toad Keeps Croaking

A Photograph

The Man Who Wore a Fedora

A Pertinent Information

True Desires

“Ever since they made up, they’ve become unbearable,” Tay said with disgust in her voice. “I really hope that they don’t start fucking around from now on.”

“Ew, Tay!” Skadj exclaimed. “Now I can’t get the picture out of my head!”

“Oh my god, my dads are fucking each other, Kara, you’ve been replaced.”

“Shut up, Cheesy, your father and I are in a healthy relationship.”

“I’m wondering who’s the top in their relationship…” Jeremy looked at the pair that just appeared at the doors of the Great Hall. The two were talking to each other, Chilled gesticulating, passionately explaining something, and Ze listening attentively to him with a wide smile on his face. The students they were passing by turned at them with annoyance and irritation in their expressions, but neither Chilled nor Ze paid any mind to it.

[When Harry hangs up a photo of Order of the Phoenix members in the Room of Requirements]

“Is this the Order of the Phoenix?” Harry flinched, startled by Platy. “I’ve learned about it when I researched the war, but never seen who was in it.”

“Most of them aren’t alive anymore.”

“They fought so that people like me could live.”

He looked through the faces.

[Platy talks, examining their faces but suddenly stops, seeing a familiar one.]

[Later, in the Great Hall. Platy comes up to Jeremy, but sees Umbridge walking between the tables near them]

“Shit…” he muttered, hid mind racing, “Jeremy!”

His friend was sitting at the near end of Hufflepuff table

“Do you—do you remember that—that old junkyard back home?”

Book 6 (maybe final one)

Ideas:

The gang learned about the summoning ritual back after year 4. Through year 5 they learned and practiced combat spells. This year, they continue practicing combat skills, as well as useful practical magic

Snape fully learns about the gang’s identities

He’s assisting in finding ritual books to send them back to their dimension

Chilled gets more familiar with Snape

(maybe not final book, would’ve been dramatic if Snape died again to make Chilled very sad)

Malfoy redemption arc question mark?

Luna knew all along???

Yeah, Double-D still dies in this one

Honestly, I might just speedrun horcrux search making the gang do the most work

Would I really be able to write battle sequences? Do I possess the skill?

If so, I’m totally saving Lupin, Tonks and Fred. If the need arises, Snape shall be saved as well

[youronlybean]

your PR1 meets FAHC made me giggle ngl

have you ever realized that Chilled and Ze are lowkey the PR1 parallel to Michael and Gavin? And that, minus the more rage quit-y bits, Chilled and Ze are just…Mavin but worse?

One of them with big sad eyes, pretending to be innocent when they set shit on fire: do I mean Ze or Gavin?

One of them puffing up their chest and preparing to verbally destroy someone as a result of the above incident: do I mean Chilled or Michael?

anyway. your little bit of fic really improved my day and this was fun to think about. ty for sharing ❤️

Oh my god they are totally parallels of each other

Although, I’d almost argue that Chilled and Ze reflect both of them in different ways. Like Chilled can sound like he’s talking crazy and has odd habits that he gets very defensive over and Ze can be the more level-headed or violence-prone one sometimes

You’re totally right that Ze and Gavin are impulsive and reckless, whereas Chilled has Michael’s pride (definitely a New York/New Jersey thing). Are Chilled and Ze just Mavin with a couple sliders turned down? It’s possible LMAO

I’m glad you enjoyed! <3

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Posting Week 3 of PR1 Appreciation Month on tumblr cause I don’t want to post an unfinished and VERY unedited fic on ao3

The prompt was Storm in a Bottle, so disclaimer this fic is about 60% written

it’s FAHC x PR1 but I didn’t even write the scene I had started writing this one shot for LMAO

[warehouse, evening, Los Santos. Fake territory. The gang are chilling on crates and boxes and stuff]

“You call this neutral ground? They may as well have slapped their logo on the front of the building,” Chilled muttered.

“No, I call this ‘Trevor isn’t stupid enough to blow up a warehouse full of his own supplies’ ground, actually,” Jeremy replied pointedly. “Ray’s taking his sweet time.”

“Oh, yah, he said he wanted to make an entrance or something.“ Speedy slumped himself over the pile of crates they were sitting on, playing with the sleeve of his jacket idly. “Guy’s got a flair for the dramatic, apparently.”

“Oh, I can’t wait for that! The grand reveal! It’s gonna be sick!” Larry grinned. He was the only one who was yet to really be worn out with boredom, and Jeremy honestly had to hand it to him for keeping up his good spirits even though the rival gang was an entire hour late.

“I just wanna get this over with,” Matt sighed. “The sooner I don’t have to look Michael Jones in the eye, the better.”

“I thought you guys left on good terms?” Chilled remarked.

“We did, but I don’t think they’ll be too happy that we decided to join up with their biggest rival crew instead of going independent like we said we would,” Matt answered. “And, well, Michael’s the most likely to kill me, probably.”

“No, he’ll go for Ze before he even looks at you.” Jeremy scoffed.

“Oh, yeah, he hates Ze. No idea why.” Chilled shook his head thoughtfully before lowering his voice to a stage-whisper. “It’s the arson.”

“We’ve had a couple run-ins.” Ze shrugged as he and Em clambered down from the loft they had been keeping watch from. “There’s a suspiciously British-looking car pulling up outside, by the way.”

“What’s British about it?” Apple asked confusedly.

“Probably the giant Union Jack plastered on the hood.” Em answered.

Jeremy’s entire body seemed to suddenly tense up in surprise. “What the hell? Since when does Gavin do these?”

“Maybe Trevor was busy?” Matt reasoned, though he didn’t sound exactly sure of himself either.

“Yeah, right. The way Fredo was talking it sounded like this deal was the biggest thing they had going on in a while,” Chilled provided.

“Yikes, sounds like guy’s got something to say to you, man.” Speedy smirked, prodding Jeremy’s shoulder teasingly. Jeremy felt his face go hot and shrugged him off.

[larry teases Jeremy, Jeremy panics a little, ze and em debate pulling the fire alarm]

The warehouse doors flew open, and with an odd sort of conviction, in stormed The Golden Boy with Mogar and The Wildcard on either side of him.

“Right, let’s do this, Timothy.” Gavin took position in front of his former crewmate, folding his arms defiantly. Clearly, he was in a very stubborn mood, which didn’t really bode well for them.

“Fuck me.” Jeremy muttered under his breath. He had prepared himself to be making a deal with someone who thought rationally, not Gavin fucking Free.

“Whoa, you brought the whole army?” Michael whistled, sizing up the crew members that stood behind Jeremy defensively.

“Please, this is barely half of them,” Jeremy replied casually, watching as Michael’s eyebrow twitched slightly at the comment. “I couldn’t stop them from tagging along. They wanted to meet our new business partners.”

“Not if I have anything to say about it,” Gavin declared, folding his arms stubbornly, face half-hidden behind gold-rimmed shades.

“As in, you don’t want us to meet you, or you don’t want to be business partners?” Chilled asked. “‘Cause it’s a little too late for the first one.”

“Jeremy, can you tell your subordinates to be quiet? The adults are talking.” Gavin glared at Chilled through his shades.

“Who you callin’ ‘subordinate?!’ I’ll have you know I’ve been here longer than any of these schmucks!” Chilled cried indignantly.

“Ahem.” Ze coughed from beside him.

“Okay, most of these schmucks. Way longer than Jeremy!” Chilled continued his protest.

“It’s true. Technically Chilled and Ze both outrank me, so if you wanna do business I suggest you talk to them, Golden Prick.” Jeremy added smugly, knowing that Gavin didn’t have any desire to speak to people he didn’t know, and even if he did, he’d have a difficult time dealing with Chilled, and maybe Ze if he was feeling mischievous.

“I don’t wanna do business! That’s my entire point, arsehole!” Gavin grumbled, stomping his foot childishly.

“Typical Jeremy - not listening, as per usual.” Lindsay shook their head in faux-disappointment.

“The more things change, the more they stay the same.” Michael copied the gesture.

“Okay, okay. Jeremy’s a little bitch, whatever-“

“Larry!” Apple cut him off with a light smack to the shoulder.

“Their words, not mine!” Larry huffed, gesturing towards the Fakes.

“No one said that…” Michael frowned, muttering under his breath.

“ANYWAY, you guys gotta have a little more patience, y’know? Bossman ain’t even here yet.” Larry continued.

“Unless you’d rather strike a deal right now? We could be out of your hair and you wouldn’t even have to deal with the fireworks later.” Matt chimed in, with a nod of confirmation from Jeremy.

“Fireworks?” Gavin asked.

“Oh, you’ll see.” Matt grinned.

“Hm. Hate that.” Michael mumbled.

[Ray makes an entrance assisted by Platy and Tom, there are literal fireworks, probably]

“Give me one reason we shouldn’t execute you right now.”

“I’ll give you two: You’re literally surrounded by my people, and I thought we were cool!”

“Cool? Cool?! We are not bloody cool! You faked your death so you wouldn’t have to deal with us!”

“Among other reasons.”

“Hey, just checking, is anyone expecting any more guests this evening?”

“Uh, no?”

“Oh, well, there’s a lot of cars currently pulling into the parking-“

“FUCKING HELL!”

“OH, COME ON!”

“DAMNIT!”

[cover is ran for. Jeremy ducks behind a shelf. Gavin gets shot. Gay shit etc etc. Larry once again teases Jeremy. A business deal is made. Fic ends with Michael professing his hatred for Ze]

told you I didn’t finish this, just thought maybe someone else will enjoy my PR1 x FAHC ideas, or my ever-persistent jerevin brainrot lol

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team sicko how i've missed thee... (shubble in the lockdown lobby this evening has reminded me to yearn on main)

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A Summers Memory

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Week 2: Un-Charted

After a while, the constant lynchings get tiring...

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An Adventure in Finding

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Two adventurers, ready for anything!

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Week 3: Storm in a Bottle

If there is one thing that I'm always thinking about, it's Ze.

Individual outfits below

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week 2 fic for PR1 Month 2025!! i went a little different with the theme since for whatever reason I didn't feel like writing fantasy :/

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I said I’d post more about this fic’s AU so here we go. A lot of them have more complicated lore than what I mentioned in the fic so get ready

(I definitely took some inspiration from the suggestions on the post I made a few days ago so tysm for humouring me lmao)

Chilled: Telepath, uses this to fuck with Apple and Court a LOT. Can almost always tell when people are lying. He has been punched in the face for this on multiple occasions. Twice by Ze, but he definitely deserved it.

Ze: Warlock, partially because of The Great Space Opera (my favourite PR1/ZRC fic ever). He casts spells and stuff, but preferences for magical conduits differ between casters. Ze prefers a crystal orb. (Bonus lore: it was gifted to him by Chilled, as an apology for reading his mind at a bad time)

Kara: Witch. She prefers using runes and verbal incantations, and is a member of a witch activist group that protests the unethical treatment of animals in magic. She has a familiar that can shift between a crow and a snake, which is made of magic.

Tay: Banshee. She can scream really loud, but her death scream is louder than she can make her voice go manually, so people don’t really freak out when she screams at them. She has involuntarily banshee-screamed in front of some people, and those closest to her were deaf in both ears for about 24 hours. Her sharp teeth are unrelated to being a Banshee, and not even Tay is certain why she has them.

Xeen: Half-Vampire. He just didn’t give full vampire vibes idk. He has a lower blood capacity than a human, making him quite pale, and if you felt his heartbeat it would seem quite slow. He still needs to drink blood, but buys it from vampire-specific shops and only gets compelled to bite if he is literally starving. He also still eats food, but tends towards steak and other meats, and takes supplements every day.

Bryce: Celestial. Not quite an angel, as an angel would have wings and a halo (and sometimes… eyes…). Part-lesser solar deity, part-angel, subtly glows most of the time, gets brighter when he’s happy. No wings, but he does have barely visible gold markings on his skin, one of which wraps around his head like a halo.

Larry: Medium. Talks to ghosts. Abilities are hereditary, and his family have performed the job for generations as they feel obligated to provide the service since it’s quite rare in the modern age (especially when it’s not a scam).

Minx: Born to a human and a deity of chaos and mischief. Basically a slightly underpowered and much less evil Loki, but sometimes the chaos surrounding her is involuntary and can become an inconvenience for herself and others.

Apple: Awakened Zombie. Not brainless, and doesn’t eat brains, but was revived from the dead. She can remove some limbs at will, and replace them quite easily. She was raised among vampire hunters and after she defected from this lifestyle they claimed she had been bitten, and she was killed. It was Ze and Kara who resurrected her. Now she uses her detachable limbs to mess with her friends.

Skadj: Demon. Specifically associated with fire, often starts small, harmless flames to mess with people. Fires won’t start if he gets too emotional, but if he’s already started one it will get bigger, so he tends to try and keep things mellow.

Ozza: Wizard. Vampire could have worked for him but this was for the story. He prefers to use a spellbook as his conduit. Wizards are humans raised without knowledge of the magical world, and after they are “inducted” they learn magic, so technically Ozza is wrong about all spellcasters being the same.

Tom: Also a wizard. Only learned about the magical world after he met Matt, was unaware that he was friends with a bunch of supernaturals until after he started dating Matt. They only told him because they thought Matt was lying to him about his species. He wanted to learn magic to fit in with the others, but after an emotional moment with the group he now just learns it for fun.

Matt: Shark Mage. Can transform to have a shark tail and gills under the moonlight, but can’t change during the daytime. Still getting used to not being nocturnal. Has forgiven Tom’s friends for spying on him. Brought Jeremy into the group as they became roommates when Matt moved to Austin to be with Tom.

Jeremy: Werewolf. Behaves more like a dog than a wolf. Speedy was very apprehensive about him but has since become more comfortable around him. Dating a lesser solar deity, and has also dabbled in botanical and blood magic.

Cheesy: Poltergeist. He never died, simply materialised one day as the result of a spell gone wrong. No one really knows his origins, or where he lives, or even HOW he lives, and he keeps things very cryptic purely because he thinks it’s funny. It pisses Chilled off to no end because he can’t read his mind.

Greg: completely human, except he can turn invisible. Uses his powers to fuck with people, but can’t get Chilled because he can sense when people are near him as he hears muffled thoughts all the time. Skadj is very jealous of his powers.

Platy: Fae. Mostly dabbles in alchemy, potion-brewing, and botanical magic. Often has a substance of some kind on him, usually a mushroom or leaf, that can offer some effect, such as pain-relief, temporary invisibility, shrinking, growing, etc.

Junk: Some type of shadow creature. He refuses to elaborate to anyone about himself but it is understood that he is probably immortal according to Chilled (and maybe fought in WWII? iykyk). Possibly capable of shadow travel. Not keen on light.

Sparklez: he’s only briefly mentioned but Jordan is an angel. Wings, halo, the whole shebang. Very traditional, doesn’t like swearing.

Graecie: Clairvoyant. Has visions of the future, sometimes the past. Usually they’re not all that important, but she often will try to incriminate Ze among the group as he frequently antagonises her.

Side: Shapeshifter. Usually shifts into a grey or green snake/lizard, but cannot speak if he shifts into an animal.

Speedy: Witch. Has a cat familiar. Was attacked by feral werewolves at a young age as he tried to defend his familiar from them. He is now afraid of canines of any kind. He prefers using verbal incantations for spellcasting.

Court: Minotaur. Has a more humanoid disguise, provided to her by Kara via an amulet. Comes from a very strange family as Minotaurs are very religious/traditional, but often these religious practices allow her to create calming or soothing auras that surround her. Chilled often likes to test the limits of these auras, and has almost gotten in trouble with her deity for it. (I liked the ideas two people had for Court so much I wanted to do both teehee)

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"I need to tell Chilled about my plans. It'll seduce him probably." - Ze talking about his plans to build a Yu-Gi-Oh! stadium. (it didn't work)

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GREG DOG???????

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i did it! i wrote something for PR1 Month :)

for some reason ao3 didn't want me to post this for 2 days so it's technically late for week 1 but still o7 I plan to drop more abt this AU soon so stay tuned or whatever

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LSAJFMKLEN ZE AND LARRY

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Someone can tell me if I'm entirely reading the rules wrong, but it seems like we have to post about our ao3 works within two to three hours after posting them. So if I've read it wrong, I'll take this post down to avoid doubles.

But yeah, my Summer of Love story is up on ao3. Cruises count, right? Lounging by the water, vacation vibes, all the fun stuff.

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Week 1: Summer of Love

Summer. Beach. Sea. Love. Freedom. Let the bright summer sun and the cool ocean breeze give you inspiration! Let your imagination give it the best shot at creating your summer vibe!

Remember to tag your posts with #pr1 appreciation month 2025.

For fic-writers, dropping the link to the ao3 collection.