any song about gay sex is about shangliu. it's written in the constitution. i would know, i was there. || trason founder and ceo (still, hopefully) || adult || He/they/god/it || imjustheretoreadonefic on ao3 || original post tag: allfatherly guidance || original nsfw post tag: mary || ask tag: answered prayers
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best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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when i'm done with my brbabcsec rewatch i'm gonna be in my sideblog going feral on the brba tag
#idk why i kept all my brba posting to the bad posts blog it's not even bad#well okay it was in my 'scared of antis' era so.#posting about waltjesse (ofc the og brba pair i had. though later it was a lot more gus. STILL LOVE BOTH BTW.) was.yeah#but now. i am free#allfatherly guidance
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#um. okay so i'm rewatching breaking bad so. as it stands. negro y azul.#it does not fit for me (guy who does not produce drugs) but i mean it is an absolute slapper
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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍
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what did they put in the word faggot that makes it so hot to be called during sex
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how to put "fleshlight that gets tighter when you hit it" on a resume
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"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.
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when you're talking with a friend and they say "...can I be a little problematic?"
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you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert
#mirage about v2#i do think that she just wears clothes because she likes them and not for any sense of modesty. but she puts v2 in shorts bc she's a pervert
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indeed dot com slash doll who sits in mother's lap to learn about insects
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dragon offering to take you home with her and the mortal kombat theme starts playing
#MORTAL KOMBAT MENTION#hi hemipenal system!! not a therian or a monsterfucker but i am a mortal kombat fan#i gotta say onagacore obviously yk the dragon king (queen when i get my hands on her) but also yk. dragons. liu kang. yk
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