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cloud studies!

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

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My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

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PSST--would you like an **free** ARC (advanced review copy) of Spitfire: Rekindled before it releases on July 25th?

I'm looking for readers to give early, honest reviews of the first book in my queer, polyamorous romantasy series in trade for a free digital copy.

Applications are open until July 2nd:

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wants to art but tireddd

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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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for an animation im doing

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Athena being badass in the arena 🦉

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for an animation im doing

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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no! that is NOT solid snake!

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food