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You might wanna look in a mirror there Henry.

You know- because of the hair- floof-? Thing-?

Idk- because you have hair now-

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I don’t know if Missingno Henry us like the RHM situation though... ‘cause when we tried to collect RHM.exe’s bio we got an error 404 message but when we did the same for the Missingno Henry we got an actual functioning card. I think this Henry might be the same one from the museum, at least in spirit.

It does bring up an interesting question, though... If Missingno Henry has stuck around for this long, how many failed Henrys are there? Does each fail timeline have one? Is this a special case due to the nature of Missingno? So many questions and not an answer in sight... this could be a problem

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Should probably grab that bio...

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So when do you think we’ll be getting close to base Charles? Henry is pretty wiped out from the mission, so we should get him some rest soon.

[A few minutes later…]

[End of Act 2]

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I don't think we've seen this "Lem" yet. Who's that?

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Intriguing.....but can we collect their bios? (I really just wanna know....)

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Henry, you did the GSPI route a billion times, so you already know what to do. But because things are different, the route might be different too. You may want to keep an eye out for anything that’s different.

Voting is now closed. Thank you to everyone who participated.

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What usually happens when the timeline resets? How far back do you go?

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Voting for this set of options is now open. Submit your vote in the asks, and each option will be posted in order of most votes to least. All other asks are currently closed.

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Hey there, this is Mello, and welcome to Ending the Cycle! This is just a fan made Henry Stickmin askblog I’m making for fun while I’m stuck in quarantine. Cutscenes like this I’d like to fully animate, while later, asks will just be coloured pictures. There’s currently no posting schedule, but this set of voting will be up for at least a few days while I animate the fails. Votes for this set will also be taken from my Instagram and YouTube, but the next set’s voting will be exclusively taken from here.

Check out my Instagram for random doodles at 2 am: https://www.instagram.com/melonsalts/

And my YouTube, where I post my animations and animatics: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJnJaBfyQQKBErX3neilZTA 

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Lot of universes

Ask Game AU Masterlist

If an AU from an Ask Game receives attention, it is named and tagged for easy finding. Untagged AUs can still be found in the Ask Game tag

Current AU Count: 354.

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THE SKELETON WAR IS REALLLLL

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Smol

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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hyper focus TFG1 prompt

Oh shit, my Tcogs are turning.

The year is 2005, in the and the battle of Unicron is raging, but without the Matrix of Leadership, without Optimus Prime, even with the restored Ultra Magnus leading the Autobots, it is grim likelihood that Cybertron and the transformers in turn will be devoured by the dark brother of Primus.

Yet in the chaos planet’s head, Hot Rod is determined to defeat Unicron, but struggles against Unicron’s revived Galvatron, formerly the killer of Optimus, Megatron. Even as Galvatron overpowers the Autobot taunting him with the Matrix of Leadership he stolen from Magnus, in one last desperate effort, Hot Rod seizes the Matrix of Leadership from Galvatron off of the chains around his neck. And as he holds onto the symbol of wisdom of Primus, Hot Rod feels the Matrix link to him, he hears the call of the primes, “Arise, Rodimus Prime.” Hot Rod, now Rodimus Prime powered by the Matrix of Leadership. Defeats Galvatron, and unleashes the power of the Matrix of Leadership, Lighting the Autobots’ darkest hour, destroying Unicron, and casting the head of the World Eater’s head into deep space.

But in doing so, by releasing the power of Primus, the god’s power filled the universe, revealing that the Matrix of Leadership was not the only Matrix of Primus that existed, scattered throughout the universe by both the Cybertronian civil war and time, the of thirteen Matrixes, only the Matrix of Leadership was thought to have remained. But, as the power of Primus was released, the Matrixes were reactivated.

Upon this revelation, Rodimus, along with the other Autobots decided upon a new mission, to journey across the universe and to recover the twelve lost Matrixes and reform council of the Thirteen Primes.

But in time they will discover on their mission that the battle is far from over, it has just begun. As Rodimus and the Autobots are not the only ones who seek the Matrixes and their powers, with foes old and new, and they must also maneuver around the new far more complex and secretive world of intergalactic politics as the now official government of Cybertron and the numerous colonies it formed. Even then a darkness lurks behind the shadows of planets, seeking revenge.

Will the Autobots succeed? Can they retrieve the Matrixes in time? Would they keep Cybertron from falling into political machinations? And can they shine the light into the shadows of space to find the specter that lies in hiding, plotting revenge on the descendants of Primus?

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The JSR C-17B-9.5 Trident 95mm

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Mlem :3

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Dumbasses, all of them

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!