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GTFO Christian… (╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□. \)

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( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ @yufades​ → sms ) lol( ✉ @yufades​ → sms ) so all of a sudden your problem becomes mine?( ✉ @yufades​ → sms ) didn’t you drop a drink on yourself yesterday?( ✉ @yufades​ → sms ) you know i have a little brother with better hand coordination than u right???

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calling . . . ! @slhyn95​

“No no no.” She waved her hand and looked at him. Despite being younger she talked with a lot of authority. “But– it is a lot of men. You may bring one of your helpers, but they must be at the same skill level or higher and he must be highly trusted and know how to keep his mouth shut.” She looked him over and gave him a small smile, not trying to hide the underlying threat of her words. “If not he will have to face me. BUT where was I? Oh! Yes– I chose you because my dad and his.. trusted associates all need an update on their looks. Age appropriate of course seeing that my dad is in his fifties. But the age range is anywhere from 17 to 60 so I am asking a lot of you. Oh and I need you today.” She goes through her bag and pulls out two stacks of bills. “Here is 5 grand. I did some research and thats about the average a barbershop makes on a Tuesday.”

Listening to her with a mildly interested smirk on his face, his arms stayed crossed over his chest and head tilted with obvious curiousity. That was a first, a gang-bang cut session. “Hey, sweetheart, you’re standing in front of one of the best barbershops around. Everyone here is at my skillset if not better. I can assure you--but I’m at work right now ...” he stopped for a moment to quickly glance at his watch, nibbling at his lower lip in some gesture of disappointment, “my next guy is in ten minutes ... uh,” But the money tempted him, seeing as he did have some unpaid bills for the month. 

“Where do you get all that money anyway? Surely it ain’t safe walking around with all them bills.” Another pause. “Tell you what, I’ll go make some phone calls in the back and see what I can do. We can’t just close up our shop for ya’ sake, but I can pull some strings so I can leave early. Just give me ‘bout 800. Should cover my week.” Before he turns, he makes a quick double take -- “And at least take me out for coffee,” with a wink, he pulls the door into the shop, welcoming bell rustling behind him.

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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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[ out o f body. ]

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Jealousy meme

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

“I noticed them checking you out.”

“Were you checking them out?”

“So… they’re good-looking, right?”

“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”

“Just admit that you like them.”

“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”

“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”

“They were hitting on you.”

‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”

“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”

“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”

“Are you going to leave me for them?”

“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

“You deserve better than them.”

“They’re not even that good-looking.”

“What do you see in them?”

“Why do you stay with them?”

“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”

“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”

“You should just leave them.”

for characters talking about their ex

“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”

“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”

“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”

“They moved on so quickly.”

“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”

“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”

“They never looked at me like they look at them.”

for friends

“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”

“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”

“I feel like a third-wheel.”

“They’re pretty fun, right?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”

“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”

“You two have more in common, anyways.”

“It’s alright; I have other friends.”

for children characters talking to their parents

“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”

“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”

“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”

“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”

“I hate my (brother / sister)!”

“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

random

“Am I hotter than that person?”

“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”

“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”

“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”

“I look better in this than them, right?”

“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”

“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

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                       “as iron sharpens iron

                                       so one brother sharpens another.”

ig: @yufades / christian yu. classic barber at the blackmarket barbershop. 

                                           text or call for bookings @ (412) 321 6542, or simply visit the shop.

disc. / about. / ask. | semi-lit / reblog for a message!

[yufades]

"Actually its not for me--" she grins and hums, pulling out a giant wad of cash. "My father needs you to come and give all of our men, him and my brother included, hair cuts. This is the advance.. will it be enough? We'll pay you after too. I wasnt sure how much this cost so I have about 1 grand?"

Too easily, his expression then changes back into one of surprise, swallowing lightly as he stares almost hungrily at the money. “I– …” he begins, a small laugh filling at his throat, 

“I mean, that’s fucking awesome– it’s just– why me? I could get my boys to help out– one grand more than enough, unless you have one grand worth of men for us to cut.” 

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i’m weak

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CHRISTIAN YU

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"Hi there!" The woman flipped her hair and smiled at him. "My name is Seolhyun. Nice to meet you" she beamed at him.

Taken slightly aback by the sudden gesture, one quick glance at the lady made his lips turn up into a small smile. Killing the cigarette in his hand with a toss and a crush under his heel, he then dusted his hand on his apron.

“Hey, Seolhyun. Christian. Did you want a cut? I might be fully booked, but I always have time to fit in a pretty girl.”

[yufades]

                       “as iron sharpens iron

                                       so one brother sharpens another.”

ig: @yufades / christian yu. classic barber at the blackmarket barbershop. 

                                           text or call for bookings @ (412) 321 6542, or simply visit the shop.

disc. / about. / ask. | semi-lit / reblog for a message!

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“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

Christian let out a slow, passive exhale. His hands lifted in a defensive motion in front of his chest, clipper still buzzing, haircut halfway done. So yes, perhaps it was worth an accusation, but it was definitely not suspicious. His lips curled into a sarcastic smile, eyes crinkling in exaggeration of his annoyance but emphasized in an attempt at maintaining customer service. 

 “Look, I was your age four years ago, but I don’t think I asked this many questions while getting a haircut. C’mon man. Bogey on me if you behave a lil’ longer.” 

In a tentative motion, Christian’s left hand cupped the side of the younger man’s head to continue his work, swift movements buzzing the clipper at the nape of his neck as the fade came gradual. He takes a moment to relax once more as he lets out a little laugh, remembering the tight-knit atmosphere of overtly tattoo’ed muscle heads.

“This your first time gettin’ a decent haircut? Or all the muscles scarin’ you a little?”

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鮮やかに描く調髪の妙技 by kazu saito

[yufades]

[yufades]

                       “as iron sharpens iron

                                       so one brother sharpens another.”

ig: @yufades / christian yu. classic barber at the blackmarket barbershop. 

                                           text or call for bookings @ (412) 321 6542, or simply visit the shop.

disc. / about. / ask. | semi-lit / reblog for a message!