yuri-doomer

[yuri-doomer]

I am thinking about marriage

How do you feel about that?

“I’m indifferent as long as I’m not apart of it”

[yuri-doomer]

“No I didn’t I’m just built like that”

You look like Two now

“I’m not Two! I’m One, the one and only!! Heheh..get it-?”

[yuri-doomer]

If there's yuri doomer, who's yaoi doomer?

“..I don’t know, maybe that Cobs man?” [I HATE STEVE COBS-] “AGAIN, WHO ARE YOU-?!”

[yuri-doomer]

*jams your head inside the tar*

“OWWW— Hey, cut that out-!”

[yuri-doomer]

You look like Two now

“I’m not Two! I’m One, the one and only!! Heheh..get it-?”

[yuri-doomer]

I am deeply in love with you one

Anyway you’re green for three asks now (if u allow magic anons)

“Appreciated, but wHY AM I GREEN.”

[yuri-doomer]

not gonna stop me.

“Please don’t eat the tar from the sky.”

[yuri-doomer]

the tar in the sky. what does it taste like

“..I fear it’s not safe to taste..”

[yuri-doomer]

you’re so pretty one you’re sosososo pretty ugh

“Oh— why, thank you dear-!”

[yuri-doomer]

this is why people hate math

“I, personally, am indifferent to math”

[yuri-doomer]

“The toxic gossip traaaaain”

ooc

honest reaction to tpot 19 + deuces video

[yuri-doomer]

If I let them keep going, my chance to snack on crepes will be ruined! I’ll just have to make the whole thing myself—

A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER?!

[yuri-doomer]

“I have a better question-“

“Why is my mod sobbing over this..teapot.. number 19 or something-?”

[yuri-doomer]

[As a One lover (I love me some women’s wrongs) I agree wholeheartedly]

people on tiktok piss me off you cant go a single video of one from tpot without people in the comments going Erm actually i hate her and i want her to die. nobody should like this character and if you do you think she is innocent and you are also a horrible personThis is a show about talking objects battling for a prize let people enjoy the evil number

[yuri-doomer]

“Specifically because you’re asking, I will not be doing a backflip.”

Backflip when?

“No, no backflip.”

[yuri-doomer]

Backflip when?

“No, no backflip.”

[yuri-doomer]

Thoughts on stealing X's power?

“Personally, I don’t think I need it! All I’ve seen them do is recover and break windows, and realistically, I have all the power I need!”