I reblog questionably funny things. He/She/They/WTFYW to call me. I'm me and I don't give a shit what pronoun you use for me. I like puns and shitty memes. Also, manga and video games.
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper
yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*
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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
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#Bwhahaha I belong to the rarest breed#We are even less than OP you forgot#Hey Arin#How does Sandstorm go again?
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what's wrong babe? you haven't touched your shrekfast yet

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Warning: Major major one piece spoilers of wano and egghead!!!!!
Tw: death & blood
The idea of luffy’s vivre card flash-banging sabo in that pitch black bilge is making me laugh so much
Bonuses:
Full pic of that last page👇
Here’s the full pic of this since it being a gif absolutely tanked the quality of the image.
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I felt like it would be in sabo’s best interest to cover up those funky little wounds imu gave him so that he doesn’t, ya know, bleed out and die or something cringe like that. So I imagine he used his weird coat thing as impromptu bandages.
Has anyone else noticed that his reverie coat doesnt actually have arm sleeves????? That coat has no other purpose than to drape over Sabo’s shoulders to make him look cooler and by god is it working. I cannot knock the hustle.
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Nicknames given for 2/3 brother groups by Dadan and her band of merry secondary guardians.
Inspired by when my siblings and I had a similar system.
D. & D. Is referring to the d in both of their names but can also be referred to in a “dumb and dumber” context, the twins is just cuz theyre the same age and are brothers, “the problem and his enabler” is self explainatory
Examples of the nicknames used in a sentence:
“D&D are home, just waiting for Sabo to be here”
“The twins are taking luffy to get ice cream”
“Someone better find The Problem. His enabler better not be with him, god dammit.”
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happy pride! take my shitty sweater doodles
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