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[yuronic]

Hi hi! I’ve sent some Date Everything height headcanons in your other blog so here’s the female character height headcanons I have so far!

Maggie: 4’11 (yeah she’s tiny idc)

Tina: 5’5

Harper: 5’7

Dolly: 5’7

Keyes: 5’9

Dasha: 6’4

Shelley: 5’10

Fantina: 5’3

Betty: 5’11

Connie: 5’4

Kopi: 5’2

Beverly: 5’6

Skylar: 5’7

Holly: 5’1

Florence: 5’3

Celia: 6’0

Beau: 5’10

Diana: 5’5

Miranda: 5’3

Bathsheba: 5’2

Tydus: 7’0 (canon!)

River: 5’9

Memoria: 6’1

Sophia: 5’11

Winnifred: 6’3

I just know Celia and Betty need to be tall bc it makes sense idk

YESSSS BEVERLY, DOLLY, AND HARPER ARE AT PERFECT KISSING HEIGHTS💪💪💪

[yuronic]

maybe some soft/general nsfw heacanons with Betty? :3

i made these before but i wasn’t able to fully appreciate her (aka i was new to the game so i’m redoing it) but BETTY MY LOVE

Betty NSFW Headcanons

warnings; nsfw/18+, wlw, fingering, somnophila, sex toys

Betty’s voice is soft-spoken and full of sin, it’s like you’re being pulled into a fog while blanketed in warmth! She’s naturally soft, hands roaming and massaging your sides.

She teases, a lot. Betty won’t immediately go into eating you out or fingering you, she’ll whisper dirty fantasies that she’s had, or ask you about the dreams you were having.

“Come on, Cutie.. You looked so good last night, pressing your thighs together, breathing heavily.” Her voice is what you imagine heaven to sound like, soothing, “I bet you were so wet. Were you dreaming of me? Maybe you were dreaming about Dasha again?” Betty teases, but there’s a genuine question hidden in her words as she kisses your neck. “She’s so big and strong, I bet she’d make you feel so good.”

She’s not possessive whatsoever, it’s near impossible to get her jealous - In fact, she loves sharing! She’ll happily let you watch her make out with Ben Hwa, grinding against each other, putting on a show. She’s also happy to watch you bring back Sofia (Watching you be so obedient and pliant to the dominatrix really gets Betty going), or maybe Amir? watching your flustered reaction to him showering you with praise makes her giggle

Then, there’s the high chance of threesomes! Betty will always make sure you’re taken care of, and what better than two people to make sure you’re left flushed, boneless and babbling against her as you drift off to sleep? Ben Hwa or Nightmare are obvious choices, but if you ever have someone in mind, Betty will gladly welcome them

Betty loves mutual/guided masturbation! Letting you watch her rub her clit, sliding her soft fingers inside while your eyes are becoming glazed over with lust. She’ll moan loudly, offering her thoughts and what’s she’s imagining, telling you how adorable you look between her legs but unable to touch her. You’ll whimper and she’ll concede, letting you touch yourself, but she’s in control of the pace

“uh-uh, cutie” Betty smiles down at you gently, rocking her hips against her hand, voice airy, “Slow down, I want us to enjoy it.. Slip a finger in, just one. Imagine how good it always feels when I do it.” She shudders, pressing another finger inside her wet cunt, “Th- There you go, just like that, cutie.”

Big on somnophilia! She loves waking up to you spooning her, your naked chest flush against her back, hand disappearing between her thighs as she comes to. The buzzing, subtle pleasure of your pointer and middle finger sandwiching her already drooling clit - It’s clear you’ve been at this for a while, and Betty isn’t in any rush to hurry you up.

Betty also enjoys waking you up in a similar manner as well, mouthing at your tits while pushing two fingers inside. It’s gentle, but almost mean with the way she scissors her fingers apart for you.

Don’t think that just because her voice is soft, that sleeping with her will be! She can certainly do gentle, loving sex (Expect that to be how you’re woken up - She won’t usually wake you up with anything too harsh or rough), but Betty can be ruthlessly cruel when eating you out, teasing and edging you. Begging won’t get you anywhere, but she does think it’s cute how you try.

Sex toys! She’s not big on straps (although she certainly won’t argue if you want to experiment once or twice), but vibrators and dildos? She loves them! She always goes to Ben Hwa for recommendations.

Her favorite is a classic vibrator. Especially if she can get on top of you, the only thing keeping your pussies together is the vibe in the middle, buzzing away. Juices from the both of you coat it, mixing together- making it slick and noisy and messy. Betty loves overstimulating the both of you two this way.

[yuronic]

we got a Teasing Homeowner for the Males let see one for the Females shall we

I FORGOT TO FUCKING POST THIS😭😭 this was supposed to be out days ago and i remembered it and was like “huh that’s weird i thought at least ONE person might actually like this” only to find out nobody liked it bc i didn’t fucking post it (i’m an idiot mb)

Teasing The Fem. Dateables

warnings; nsfw/18+, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, gaming controller as sex toy?

Betty wouldn’t be too easy to tease, she’s been there- under you- throughout all your acts of touching yourself, be it with Ben Hwa’s helpful, intense vibrators or manually rubbing your own dripping clit until you’re arching off the bed or your fingers are cramping. She’s not even the type to get jealous- She actually loves seeing you, feeling you on top of her while under somebody else. What gets her all sorts of riled up is when you’re not touching yourself, not touching somebody else- Just squeezing your thighs quietly together while murmuring her name. The reaction isn’t intense, but you can almost feel how the bed tenses in response to the soft call of her own name.

Skylar’ll shiver with every rubbing motion you make to clean the lenses, spraying and drying with a soft fabric, it feels similar to you rubbing her thighs, grazing your fingers across her skin through her skirt. It’s not an intense feeling, but it’s gentle, loving, and it has her squirming in seconds. It’s little more than a disappointment when you put the glasses down and prance off instead of putting them on so she can cling to you, ask for more, touch you back… She reasons with herself that next time, she’ll get you!

Leaving your littlest pieces of underwear, ones that may or may not be a bit too tight to fit, ones that you’ve worn.. Leaving them all in Harper’s care. She’ll be so wet, wondering who you’re wearing them for, but the jealousy she feels is inconsequential compared to how hard she’s gripping the fabrics. She may have made fun of or shamed Dirk in the past for being a perverted panty sniffer, but truth is that she’s just as bad.

Penelope and Dasha are simple, simple women. You sit pretty at your desk, but it’s too hot, but you need to get these things printed and emails sent out! So you decide the best course of action would be to take over your shirt, leaning into your cool desk (shamelessly pressing yourself against it, which may’ve otherwise been resting, but you’re purposely pressing your tits against the sleek top), nibbling on the end of your pen. Two birds with one stone, driving both of them nuts, and all they want is your attention!

Chairemi isn’t much better as you hook one leg on to the armrest, the other spread the opposite direction as you lean back against her, spread deliciously. You rub your clit, moaning dramatically, murmuring her name as you tilt your head back against her cushioned pillows, which seem more tense than normal.

Connie is so, so excited when she feels you turn the console on, settling on the couch with the controlled in hand- She assumes a long, long gaming session is in order and she’s ready! but lets out a strangled noise when, instead of clicking through inventory to make sure you can go into the boss battle, you turn the controller’s haptic feedback and sensitivity to the highest level and go through the tutorial character’s long, long epilogue. Connie’s confusion only lasts for a split second when the controller begins vibrating wildly, and not only does it send a surprised jolt through her body, but you press it against your clothed pussy- Unable to hear her choked whines without the dateviators. An absolute mess, she is, by the end of it.

Sophia knows what you’re doing as soon as you wander in the attic without the dateviators, looking at the mischievous smile gracing your features. Is she amused? Mildly, only after knowing you to be a good pet.. Usually, anyways. Still, it displeases her as much as it makes her wet when you begin rummaging through a shopping bag that’d you brought up there, trying on different, tight costumes. Some of them slightly suggestive while others shouldn’t even be labelled lingerie but ‘string’- Sophia despises being teased, despises her pet being disobedient, but she also knows she can’t do anything… Yet. so she waits, and you can almost feel her staring you down, even without your precious glasses

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Forget Tina and Tony, what if you're in a toxic throuple with Tina and Harper? I'd love to see your take on this

oh HELL yeah, FUCK TONY!!! sorry if this seems rushed, i did not sleep that well:’)

Tina x Harper Threesome Thoughts

warnings; nsfw/18+, toxic/abusive relationships, cunnilingus, cheating accusations

Tina and Harper? So goddamn hot, but so goddamn annoying with each other! Tina is unapologetically mean and wants to be the center of attention, wanting to be pampered but Harper is the exact same… In the complete opposite direction!

It’s kind of like going so far in two different ways that they eventually meet up back again later, two sides of the same coin! Harper will guilt you, make you feel bad and wants you to reassure her that you’re not going to leave her no matter what - Tina wants you to worship her, be the center of your universes! You’ll be pulled and yanked around, and it’s almost a battle of who can manipulate the other more.

Their reassurances to each other are rarely reassuring, filled with promises on as rewards, “I’ll stay with you, cutie, as long as you keep fingering me like that.” And don’t think that Tina won’t keep that promise… Or turn on you, too. They both need to make absolute sure your eyes are on them- Harper will kick you if you aren’t watching her palm Tina’s ass, Tina will bark at you to tongue fuck her if you’re going to just stand there with your mouth gaping.

Tina prefers your hands, Harper needs your eyes.

If not having sex, Harper’ll tire both you and Tina out with her fits of jealousy, of course all while looking around just to see if Dirk is watching the three of you have sex- A sort of “See? Now I have two people who’ll love me, aren’t you jealous? Don’t you want to take what’s yours?”

Considering that she spends her time in the laundry room, and unlike Dirk, Tina has no actual reason to go in there. Harper’ll talk to you, trying to convince you she has a feeling, and basically put you up to spying on Tina.

If you don’t and tell Harper she’s crazy, she’ll throw an absolute goddamn fit and claim you’re both against her and probably cheating with Betty

If you do, Tina will be pissed about you interrupting whatever she’s doing. Either watching Love Triangle Island, writing, or fantasizing about her next threesome- In any case, you’re interrupting her for something as stupid as baseless accusations when you already know she’s not cheating? Fuck you.

Granted, Tina would probably love possessive, jealous sex, but if that’s not what you’re offering then what’s the point?

If you don’t but then tell Harper you will, “reporting back” to Harper and telling her that nothing is out of the ordinary, Harper will only get worse by tell you that Tina knows you’re spying and is acting non-suspicious on purpose.

There’s no winning with Harper and no appeasing her, and soon she’ll claim that you’re cheating, with Tina, with the other objects. Tina would lose it with Harper after awhile, essentially using you as a messenger owl to break up with Harper for her- To which Harper will claim that she knew Tina was acting weird and that she’s “just mad we would’ve caught her cheating!”

If you stay with Harper, her possessive tendencies will get worse after Tina breaks up with you two. Harper will already start fights for any jealous reason, but now? You can’t leave her sight without an interrogation.

Tina honestly wouldn’t change much. Yes it’s a shame that such a hot body ended up being such a loudmouth, but it’s not like it’s that much of a loss. She will start looking for a 3rd piece, pronto, though.

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NGL i was hating on the pastel theme HARD (like.. i like pastels, but it just doesn’t speak to me yk??) so i was trynna find skmething else but now i’ve managed to make a complete mess of this blog holyyyg😭😭😭

i’m was going to match with my other blog and do cars again but like.. purple or blue BUT those colors are apparently a lot less popular than hot pink:’) i’m kinda leaning towards animal print and just keeping the pink but idk yet

[yuronic]

Masterlist

You’re exactly where you want to be.

KPop Demon Hunters (#kpdh, #kpdh x reader, #kpdh smut)

Huntr/x nsfw hcs

Date Everything (#Date Everything, #Date Everything x reader, #Date Everything smut)

Office Dateables W/ Strong Homeowner (wip!)

Dateables W/ Teasing Homeowner

Tina x Harper Throuple hcs

Betty NSFW hcs

Tags

#🍰talking (talking to myself/others, not fic related!)

#🍧thirsts (Being down bad for characters)

#🍨writing (Actual writing - hcs and blurbs!!)

#🍮asks (answering asks, requested works will be shared between this and #🍹writing!)

#🧋reblogs (any works/media I reblog will be put under here!)

Fandoms and Characters I Write For

Date Everything

Penelope, Dasha, Tina, Bathsheba, Mac, Harper, Miranda, Florence, Celia, Fantina, Beverly, Betty, Connie, Dolly, Holly, Keyes Maggie, Shelly

KPop Demon Hunters

Mira, Zoey, Rumi

[yuronic]

Hii! Which characters do you write for your Date Everything works?

Hello! I write for all Female and nonbinary characters:) I have a directory and masterlist in the works rn that will be posted… At some point

[yuronic]

hiii this is @spitdrunken thank u for rbing one of my posts btw <33 i love what uve posted so far and i was wondering if you have any thoughts on a toxic relationship with tina lmaooo it’s okay if not :D!!

OMG hiiii! absolutely no problem, i loved the toxic relationship with harper scenario and thought it was done perfectly<3 I love sharing my thoughts!!

As for Tina (Love of my life, my beautiful, shining, best 3-sided situationship i’ve never had… I love Tina), Any relationship with her will always be inherently toxic. She’ll never be satisfied with just your touch, your words, your presence. She’s the definition of “Either we open the relationship up or I leave!” that you see on Reddit.

I imagine it being the sort that she can have as many partners as she wants (which ofc would be three), and sometimes she will allow you to choose the “other person”, but they have to go through her inspection to decide if they’re good enough. She can, however, choose whoever she wants and she def expects you to go with it. She’ll also be completely fine with you having a problem with it, as long as you channel that into aggressiveness that you can use to finger her or eat her out.

I don’t see her as the type to do any sort of cucking since the entire point of her having a threesome is to have twice the amount of hands, eyes, and voices worshipping her- But she’ll def put you and the other person against each other, saying shit or moaning about how much better their mouth is, and essentially expects you to battle for her affection!

These are the people I see her definitely going with when doing 3somes (male and female!) —

Tony, obviously - This is canon, she loves how he measures all her angles (this is meant to be a suggestive innuendo, idk what it means yet tho)

Hank 3 - Specifically him, I don’t think she’d care too much about the other 5 (not that she’d ever want five, that’s def not the shape of a triangle) but she loves how forward he is.

Reggie - Listen, he can be mean asf, and she definitely likes it when people are mean.

Bathsheba - (might be ooc bc i haven’t fully played through Bathsheba) I don’t honestly think the “relationship” would last- Maybe just a one night stand, simply because I think they’d both be wanting to be center of attention and Tina wouldn’t be able to stand it. It’d be the best and most stressful fuck of your life, though!!

Betty - Betty is definitely a selfless lover and would have no problem being between Tina’s thighs, one hand ensuring Tina can’t move too much and the other reaching over to finger you just how she knows you like it- All while You’re mouthing at Tina’s neck and playing with her cute nipples. Lipstick, body glitter, and eyeshadow is smeared everywhere, you’ll be left dizzy and satisfied (The both of you, Betty is very selfless…)

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I keep thinking about being a complete mess of a flirt when going around the house!! like, being able to say the nastiest shit (after all, you’ve done worse around the house, so a little flirting with some hot objects wouldn’t hurt!) but as soon as anyone flirts or shows any interest back, it’s completely over for you.

I feel like this kind of flirting would either greatly displease Sophia OR really amuse her, especially when she sees how pliant and well… Messy you get when she teases you, or mocks you in her sultry manner. Either way, you should expect some form of punishment for daring to speak to her in such a disrespectful way. Obviously, you’re a desperate wretch who’s yet to be taught any sort of self-control when presented with someone so obviously better than you- And don’t think she’s missed the few times you’ve brought someone into the attic for roleplay (which she thoroughly enjoyed watching).

Or Tina being absolutely smitten with watching your little threesomes from the closet, no matter what the combination is made of. She’s shameless when flirting back, mocking you for getting so flustered yet being shameless- She respects it! She obviously wants you to apart of her triangle, you’ve got experience- So now it’s up to you to find someone else as well, and there’s so many combinations!

Beverly is a classic- A cute bartender getting flirted with by her faithful customer!! She melts a little with every compliment and innuendo, and the once or twice she decides to flirt back? She revels in the way you freeze and mumble with an adorable flush.

Either Ben wha or Mac are possibly your best or worst nightmares! Ben wha is a sexual being, letting themselves be driven by complete instinct and basking in the few moments of flirty praise you manage to subject them too before ruining it for you by complimenting you on how well of a show you put on, how pretty you moan- No other verbal warning or foreplay, just pure filth.

Mac is similar, flirty by nature but still not quite as forward as Ben Wha. No, Mac will tease you, but not quite inviting you to bed- Not yet, anyways. They’re a lot more patient, taking pleasure in how you mumble and fidget, and acting oblivious to their own innuendos. They will sit there happily and make you explain what’s gotten you so flustered!

[yuronic]

REALLLL

i would love to say i could tease them back, but realistically i am WEAK😔✌️

Imagining Mac idly grabbing at your tits before going down farther, rubbing the crotch of your shorts with their ringed fingers as they hum softly. They giggle when you stop typing, shivering when you double click harshly for petty revenge before biting the back of your shoulder…

[yuronic]

Imagining Mac idly grabbing at your tits before going down farther, rubbing the crotch of your shorts with their ringed fingers as they hum softly. They giggle when you stop typing, shivering when you double click harshly for petty revenge before biting the back of your shoulder…

[yuronic]

HEGSHANWGEJSNWH

YESSSSSS

[yuronic]

i lowky LOVE toxic as fuck wlw relationships…

disclaimer about this post: i am a lesbian, lol. + harper x reader, so there are toxic/abusive aspects here! reader is explicitly female.

harper with a girlfriend would absolutely be one of those girls who eats herself ALIVE about the idea that you're going to leave her... and for a man, specifically. it's one of those things she just can't get out over her head and absolutely obsesses over. because what can she even do, then. (her worst nightmare is genuinely that you'd tell her that you aren't attracted to women at All anymore. ...not that it'd make her give up, mind you.)

she'll get you a decently sized strap to fuck you open with, the toy one of the more realistic types. she's wide-eyed, nails digging into your shoulders, practically breathing in your ear while she asks if you'll leave her for someone with a bigger, better-feeling cock than her. that you'll end up with someone who will toss you aside like trash once your hole is plugged up with cum. she'd never, ever do that. you love her, right? tell her that you love her.

harper has been pounding into you for ages at this point and your voice cracks when you tell her exactly what she wants to hear.

[yuronic]

MYY WIFEEEE🤤🤤🤤🤤

some betty sketches. she loves to please u xP

[yuronic]

beverly is prob actually one of my favorite female dateables, she’s sooo cute😭 i NEED drunk giggly sex with her and Rainey, taking turns kissing each other palming at each other’s tits

[yuronic]

Rumi has a huge thing for fingers, but Zoey has a thing for your voice. She likes listening to your voice, whispering against her skin and teasing her. It drives her crazy

Zoey’ll talk to you, follow you around, listening to everything you say as if they’re orders rather than small requests. You might not realize she’s listening because she likes your voice, how you talk to her, and she wants you to associate her with getting stuff done - And not just because she feels the need to please others.

When you do realize, eventually, come up behind her to whisper, a quick “No, like this” while fixing her hands will have her weak. Press up against her, feel her immediately melt into you but stumble when you suddenly back away again to tease.

Zoey being in your lap, chasing your kiss-bitten lips with her own, eyes glazed over as she pants for air. You’re not much better, the air is hot and feels borderline suffocating- You’re both sweaty, shirts off, and you sing her praises. It encourages her, and she’ll kiss your neck, down your collarbones- avoiding your mouth because she doesn’t want to stop you from talking. Grinding and panting against your skin, shamelessly rutting down against you.

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Rumi totally has a thing for fingers- Imagine Huntr/x partnering with a bassist and while practicing and brainstorming, she can’t stop glancing at your long fingers pressing down on the chords, tuning the instrument… She excuses it, hoping her fixation isn’t obvious- which, of course, it totally is!

Now imagine her under you, mouthing at her tits while one hand reaches down to rub her pussy through her lacy panties. You tease her, revealing to her that you’re well aware of her obsession, teasing reaching over with your free hand and tapping two pretty fingers against her glossy lips. She opens reluctantly, but the hesitance washes away when she feels the weight on her soft tongue, closing her mouth and sucking clumsily and the digits while you continue rubbing circles on her clit.

When you pull them out, much to her disappointment, a bridge of spit connects from her mouth to your fingers. It’s sloppy and wet and- The way she looks at you is hazy and unfocused, and she’s so wet. She’ll go fucking nuts if you finger her with her own spit, or cum in her own panties if you suck the spit sloppily off your own fingers, swallowing her down.