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marc in my fic vs hector 🤍

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omg sry guys my block is so bad 😭😭guiufort yuri smut will prevail one day i promise

hey guys i was in a slump and lowkey still am just letting you know that i started writing guiufort yuri a couple of weeks ago tho

here’s a snippet, will probably forget about it and then jumpscare myself when i go to start something else because yep lesbian sex…

also i’m not tagging this with their full names so if u find this and freak out don’t blame me wtf

the way i stopped writing the actual plot after 4 paragraphs and skipped to writing hec going down on her #okay

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my ships nobody gaf about 🤫🤫🤫🤫

saka x foden

gundogan x bernardo silva

laporte x rodri

mcatee x bobb

kounde x tchouameni

there’s prob more i can’t think of rn

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I didn’t know deledier was still alive… omg

bro me neither i saw dele’s story and i went into shock. hair standing up on the goosebumps of my arms, fingers shaking so i could desperately get a screenshot.

bless my fujo life man

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DELEDIER 2025 EVERYBODY WAKE TF UP RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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‘meet me in the pale moonlight’ is so coach/player-coded, especially for calateta [calafiori/arteta.]

hehehehehehe I’ve never thought about this ship before but I agree with your statement.

“when you gonna ditch that stupid [..] you got? it’s me you should be seein’”

-> love this line. Could be seen as the manager (Arteta in this case) becoming more and more jealous over time as more and more people throw themselves at Calafiori (fairly attractive fella). Keeping a relationship secret but it’s constantly eating him up inside because of the persistent thoughts of Cala leaving him for a younger, more beautiful woman.

On the other hand: “I’m the sweetest girl in town so Why are you so mean?”

-> Perhaps before they got together? Cala (calling him this because I just realised idk his first name) showing up to his office, frustrated about playing time/ how his boss is clearly treating him differently. Arteta not being able to deal with his homosexual feelings so he has to be more stern in hopes they will fade away 🫣

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‘across the sea’ reminds me of bravertz and now wusiala.

omg this is so cute, i SO see it for wusiala! However also the line “I could never touch you, I think it would be wrong.” gives me such Julian vibes ygm??

I can def see some kind of relationship dynamic between him and Kai, especially when they were younger, where Kai is more touchy/handsy with the way he acts with Jule. They haven’t spoke about their feelings for each other yet- still, Julian isn’t capable of thinking that Kai feels the same way so he acts a bit more closed off.

A lot of the song I can generally see from Flo’s perspective (wusiala), a few parts of the end I think could be from Jamal’s though!

“Why are you so far away from me?” <- reminds me a lot of Flo’s transfer saga lol. Jamal thinking he’ll finally have him in the same city, just to be heartbroken by him moving to a whole other country.

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i love your blog. but what do you post that could possibly be traumatic to the kenan girlies ?

tbh that was a bit exaggeration from me and i only said it because i saw a lot of kenan fans liked my post and i didn’t want them to click on my blog expecting more of those types of posts, but instead be hit by a wall of yaoi rpf (especially because many people don’t feel comfortable about football rpf that isn’t x reader or an OC!).

skekjsjsksk i prob could’ve worded it a bit better, just didn’t want innocent people to be subjected to my gay shenanigans 🫣😭😭

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chapter 1 out now :)

slow burn fic in the works, if u don’t want to see yaoi then go PLEASE 🙏

not actually as explicit as that song lmaooooo.. well for what i’ve written so far anyway 🫣

it’s gonna be a slow burn i thinkkkkk and it’s a royal au. kind of a love triangle? not really a triangle actually maybe like a love angle, you know like what straight people call a love triangle. lowkey tho i might write a happy ending for all 3 of them together 😬🤫IDK YET GIVE ME TIME. also kenan + dean are friends irl too so obviouslyyyyy i can’t just leave that dynamic unattended.

anyway

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slow burn fic in the works, if u don’t want to see yaoi then go PLEASE 🙏

not actually as explicit as that song lmaooooo.. well for what i’ve written so far anyway 🫣

it’s gonna be a slow burn i thinkkkkk and it’s a royal au. kind of a love triangle? not really a triangle actually maybe like a love angle, you know like what straight people call a love triangle. lowkey tho i might write a happy ending for all 3 of them together 😬🤫IDK YET GIVE ME TIME. also kenan + dean are friends irl too so obviouslyyyyy i can’t just leave that dynamic unattended.

anyway

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omg to all the kenan fans who liked my last post im sorry but u prob won’t like the shit i post on here 😭😭😭leave before ur traumatised girls! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

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the way arda’s shirt is tight on him is hot asfk idc

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https://www.tumblr.com/yvsp0/786539307379851264/put-me-on-paumine-im-not-well-versed-in?source=share

for this anon here just to share some lore as a barca fan: on pau's birthday this year lamine called him "mi golden boy" on his story, pau has said in an interview that they grew up together and were only separated for a year (in the youth teams) and lamine calls him a childhood friend and someone he wants to travel with. also just look up how they celebrated pau's first goal

and we have this too ig https://x.com/lamineology/status/1926670690310070284

so cute omg thanks for the knowledge

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hey guys i was in a slump and lowkey still am just letting you know that i started writing guiufort yuri a couple of weeks ago tho

here’s a snippet, will probably forget about it and then jumpscare myself when i go to start something else because yep lesbian sex…

also i’m not tagging this with their full names so if u find this and freak out don’t blame me wtf

the way i stopped writing the actual plot after 4 paragraphs and skipped to writing hec going down on her #okay

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what songs reminds u of ricole, pogrizi, olieze

OKKKKK let me get into this.

TW: football rpf⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️don’t like don’t read

rico lewis/cole palmer, pogba/griezmann, olise/eze

Ricole:

Crush- shygirl + Erika de Casier: “Listen you should’ve known// why all this time away from you would// lead to me kissing you for the last time// was so bittersweet baby”

Before Cole went to Chelsea ugh 😫 puppy love between them. Rico writing about this in the diary he has locked in his drawer, next to Cole’s glove that he stole.

Melting- Kali Uchis Just a cute song, matches them well.

Starz2theRainbow- Yung Lean The last night before they were separated 🥲

Baby- Aitch + Ashanti: cringe, manc accent that u can imagine to be Cole tho

Pogrizi:

Tout va bien- alonso, ninho + n*ps: a song with an overall reassuring and comforting tone, i think that it captures the easy going nature of their relationship.

Real man- beabadoobee: this song reminds me of i don’t know, like a western couple in a saloon? I think it’s SO perfect especially because of the way Grizou calls Pogba ‘pioche’ and Anto is known as the petit prince.

Me and my husband- mitski: THEY ARE LITERALLY MARRIED.

BONUS: Antoine reminds me so much of 1987 by Calogero!

Olise + Eze

Starlight- Dave: The overall romantic gesture of the song itself and the mention of South London at the start?! Yep, so them.

Kiss it better- Rihanna: “No one else gon’ get it like that// So why argue, you here, here to take it back?”

I can imagine this when Michael came back to visit Palace after signing for Bayern. Ebs is a bit pissed and tries to act like he doesn’t want him there, ends up with them kissing in his apartment.

Sleepyhead- Passion pit: have no idea why tbh, just gives them vibes

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are you gonna ever write olise x musiala ?

unfortunately I don’t think that I’ll ever be able to move past olise/eze like they were just so sweet to me 😞 so an olise x musiala fic is pretty unlikely sorry😕