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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

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I want to kill these people.

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I need everyone to see this picture of my cat trying to steal my cheese.

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dairy queen employees are hamon users

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I think tumblr is one of the places most saturated with people who will delight upon seeing any creature. I am very thankful for this website allowing me to indulge in delight at creatures.

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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You ever listened to an album that makes you go “I wish I could put this music into a bullet so I could put it directly into my brain”?

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Unmute !

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just learned that the guy who wrote that classic circus theme was apparently named juicy fuck??