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That and so you don’t run the risk of dying from frost bite every time you leave your bed.

That’s why I moved here, after all.

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I agree with you there, its much nicer being hot here than being cold there.

I think I’d rather be too hot than too cold.

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I’m sure you have, if you didn’t then you’d probably be sweating all of the time and complaining about how hot it is. You’re just used to it like I am. 

I think I’ve gotten too used to the California weather, that’s all.

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Now that I can’t help you with, I will never be able to understand why or how you guys did that.

The part I don’t understand is when it got so cold, I managed to wear a cheerleaders uniform basically everyday for the best part four years there.

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If you pack for the arctic then you’re very likely to be prepared for it all, if not then you just don’t need to be there much less outside. 

I think that’s the motivation behind it. Always pack for the Arctic if you’re going back there, as a precaution.

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I have no idea how you managed it. Every time Papa wants to go home I feel like I have to pack for the arctic. 

I swear this state gets colder everytime I come here. How the hell did I manage to grow up in Ohio?

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One thing that I found out I’m perfectly fine with, my job paying to fly me out to New York for a weekend. 

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It is, but get is very annoying after a while. 

This sounds like a very minor issue. For everyone involved.

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You would think after working somewhere for over a year that has a coffee shop in it, people would stop being surprised I buy tea from there. I guess that’s not the case though.

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↳ @ZacharyHummel uploaded a new photo on Instagram

This was taken about two seconds before someone fell in. Spoiler alert, it wasn’t me. 

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@thomsettate: That water is so fucking cold 

@jenniferrobin: Zachy one, tea guy zero.

@hummelwatch: How did you even get up there without falling??

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Today is a Monday.

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What even is the day name of today?

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Dad should be here too I think. I haven’t really talked to him.

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What about Dad?

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He is probably outside talking to the doctors. I don’t think he has left.

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But he isn’t here. Where is he?

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I don’t know anything, you’re going to have to ask Papa.

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But I’m asking you.

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I was hoping you could tell me that.

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…Why am I in hospital?

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Not hospital sleepovers though, they aren’t.

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But all sleepovers should be fun.

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This sleepover isn’t supposed to be a very fun one, you know. 

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No. This is the worst sleepover ever.