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“Non political, completely neutral, doesn’t matter if you’re good or brutal” is such an unbelievably fucked up thing to say, who the fuck approved these lyrics?

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Because letting war criminals participate is sooooo family friendly...

“EBU wants Eurovision to be more family friendly and has asked the artists to tone down the nudity and inappropriate references this year. That went to hell immediately”

- Edward af Sillén, Swedish commentator, about Australia

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you know a fic is good when it has this

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BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

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Feel free to check out my one shot collection I've just started and my other works on ao3 🤗

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So my psychology textbook mentions that if people are unable to register the physical reaction to emotions—such as a racing heart—their actual emotional reactions—the feeling of fear, in this example—can be less intense.

Anyways, totally unrelated, but I’m thinking about Victor Vale.

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Guess who dropped another bokris fanfic??! AND it's inspired by a 5sos song? You gotta read it you guys!

Bad Omens... - zakaj_nespim - Joker Out (Band) [Archive of Our Own]

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I like the way you kiss me (I can tell you miss me) - Chapter 1 - zakaj_nespim - Joker Out (Band) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61760980/chapters/157888960

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Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

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OKEYNOTGOODBUT...

..SHIT

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Every time I think of Evervale it makes me sick and haunts me for the rest of eternity. Eli and Victor were literally friends. Do you know what a friend is? Someone who you have a strong liking for, you trust that person. Eli literally showed Victor who he was —slowly, and in little parts — but he trusted him. The fact that they we’re friends before they we’re “enemies” just makes it even more devastating than it already is. What do you mean Victor and Eli probably did friend activities before actively trying to kill each other??? What do you mean they did friend type gestures to each other… what do you mean they thought about each other??? What. Do. You. MEAN. Doesn’t help the fact that there is so much romantic tension between them. Like just hold hands already before I bash my head against the wall. Kiss for crying out loud. (And no. I don’t want to see a soft kiss, I want them to be rough. I mean grabbing each other so hard they leave bruises, biting, too much teeth, out of breath. As.. normal rivals do..)

I mean, when Victor stabbed Eli that sure seemed intimate. You’re telling me Eli was GRIPPING VICTORS SHOULDERS, SCREAMING, AS THEY WERE INCHES APART, VICTOR TELLING HIM HOW MUCH HE HATES HIM AND WANTS TO SEE HIM DIE ISNT GAY??? ve schawb please save us all I beg of you.

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When your lead singer says 5 more rounds of Umazane Misli karaoke

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her name is stephanie

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MUSIC VIDEO IDEA

Sonce by Joker Out

Intro

*A man playing a piano in a sofisticated club*

*1920s (?) New York atmosphere *

*The room is dim but we can see warm orange shadows cast by small lamps located throughout the room*

• People drinking whisky on rocks by the bar, we overhear snippets of the conversations

• The camera moves from the men by the bar to hands playing the piano (the intro to Sonce)

• By the time Bojan starts singing the camera cuts to the man's (by the piano) face, we can see him staring somewhere beyond the shot frame

• We continue seeing the man singing, still looking at someone/something unknown to us, while the camera keeps quickly cutting to people all around the room and then back

• Finally, the camera cuts to a girl in a dress (vintage, warm colours) and the frame stays there for a while

• We realize the man was staring at that girl and she keeps looking back to him, clearly interested in him as well

• Some other man approaches said girl and talks to her, we can see the man behind the piano noticing and the look in his face shifts. He continues playing and singing

• The girl leaves with the other man. The camera shoots back at the piano, where we can see the man looking after them visibly wishing he could stop them, but cannot.

• The frames keeps switching between the bar and the girl with a man walking through dimly lit dark streets (again warm light), they're obviously comfortable with each other and share a few heated kisses. As if the man by the piano knows that, his face shifts with each kiss.

• Finally, we can see the man and the girl entering a dark room, again only lit by a lamp. In the shadows on the wall we can se the man starting to undress said girl. Camera cuts back into the bar where we can see a few tears sliding down the pianist's cheek.

• Final shot through the window onto the street where we can see rain starting to pour from the sky. The Sun is starting to rise.

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Nace:So...what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Jan:Depends.

Jan:Is your bed comfortable?

Nace:Yes.

Jan:I'd sleep.

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Demolition Lovers

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I'm back yet again with more art I've made as a birthday present for my friend! (They bring out the best in me, although in this situation "best" could be debated)...

This came about after a very passionate and drunk Demolition Lovers by MCR sing along (listen to it you'll understand)... And seeing as the Demolition Lovers are depicted on the iconic Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge album cover well this was only logical

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.