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The new coach knows he accepted the right job.

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Well, fuck.

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In which I argue that CBAT is actually a very sexy song in the right circumstances.

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a meme i suddenly remembered.

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You tell people you're dating a leather biker to sound cool and mature. In truth he can't legally ride it but there's nobody better to test the suspension.

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It used to just be fun until he crushed some ribs, so now safety is paramount. Domestic hoists can only guarantee so much.

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Security at the game had their own following, and they were happy to put on a show. (i might, possibly, have generated hours of this)

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The bizarre free period of Pixverse V5 has resulted in me actually putting some effort and experimentation into my prompts. Behold, the most complex prompt I've ever ended up with, and why it's like that. I think. It's guesswork and for one brief weekend, a numbers game. "the man is looking directly at us, eye contact with the viewer, while seated with his hands in his pockets does a macho bellydance that makes his belly bounce vertically like jelly, his belly inflates like a balloon" Pixverse seems shit at eye contact but that was the best I could manage to get some acknowledgement of the camera. "While seated" fucks with the posture slightly in a good way (change to "while leaning back" or remove entirely if it keeps making them sit down in a not good way.) "hands in his pockets" just to stop the old flailing wave that any kind of dance wants to do. "his belly inflates like a balloon" is utter filler, it just seems to make the movement a little softer, don't get excited. I couldn't actually make Pixverse inflate anything. It's uncertain how precisely useful the parts of "does a macho bellydance that makes his belly bounce vertically like jelly" are but it did seem to get what I wanted. Also, very excitingly, adding "swagger" to a prompt gets a man who swaggers, which is great and not something I've seen other generators recognise, although about half the time it interprets it as "does a slightly stupid little dance."

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He can't manage the stairs anymore, or really much of anything, so he moved the bed by the patio to watch the world go by. It's no secret your friend's mum didn't want him in her bed anymore, and your friend was so ashamed, but you visit all the time to help him out. Your friend goes off to college, his wife moves out, and you just kind of take over. You always bring him snacks. He likes that.

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He's always making such a scene in bakeries.

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An unpopular version of the myth of greedy King Midas is the one where he wishes for everything he touches turns to cake. Dionysus, god of excess and revelry, was delighted, and Midas never regretted his avarice, even after he touched his poor lover.