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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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not to be gay and predictable but this episode of game changer was good hand emoji
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although. on the bright side. phoebe gave me a mullet today and i look so fucking good
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how handle... i'm taking thursday through sunday off for a family/vacation thingy but i'm currently sick...and would love to take tomorrow off because i highly doubt that i'll feel that much better tomorrow morning even after going to bed at 7:30 ... but my job is only done by 2 people (i'm one of them) and i work with plants and they wait for no one...furthermore i took a sick day last week...fuck me fuck me fuck me
#fingers crossed i fuckin guess?#i would probably take tomorrow off if it wasn't everyone's day off#and so there's no one to even half cover me#i don't want to just heap all my absences on my co gardener but at the same time i'm like. sick#so fingers crossed i make a big recovery overnight
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if you're sick so you take the day off and it's a really nice day you should have to get better. it's not fair that the sun is shining and i'm inside making myself nap. i should have to get better if i'm going to sit today out until tomorrow. the universe owes me that.
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wish i could unscrew my throat so i could rinse it out in the sink or lube it up or whatever then put it back in all un-scratched
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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my republic roman era senator roommate keeps talking about the customs of the ancestors and how it means he can't help clean the apartment because using a vacuum violates the mos maiorum. whatever man the customs of the ancestors don't seem to matter much to you when you're hogging the nintendo switch to play civ 6
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they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.
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damn senator bernie sanders Literally held a fuckin. high school gymnasium dance in hardwick this weekend. mr sanders dancing in the hazen gymnasium and they didn't even hang up crepe paper or balloons or whatever just. loose high school gym
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can you take a shower on the holodeck…if it cleaned you where does the dirt go…
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fuckin finally found the version of the song that our bus driver played literally every day when i was in elementary school
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know i’m dating a good guy when he offers unprompted condolences that i was once again passed over for the papacy
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