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when you return to an old fandom after a long time and remember your favorite character(s)

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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tumblr: on Millennials 

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7-Eleven Wasn’t REALLY Going To Check On Marvin, Were They…

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Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

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Happy Pokemon Day everyone! I finished this map of the Kanto region just in time for today and the print is available for preorder in my store. All Pokemon items in my store (including this map) are also 10% off until this Friday, March 2nd. 

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i wanna have apocalypse horsemen ocs. heres a concept for PESTILENCE, i stole the eye thing from a character design in the witcher. i’ll draw all his buddies soon

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I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

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the empire has been getting real creative with its propaganda lately

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You volunteered to test the first time machine, for the test you are sent 24 hours into the future. When you emerge from the machine you discover the lab trashed and empty with “Sorry” written on the wall in blood.

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modern greek mythology stories i am tired of seeing: gritty, “the gods are dying because we don’t believe in them” stories where the greek gods mingle sadly with mortals and lament their lost power

modern greek mythology stories i would like to see: cerberus manages to escape from the underworld and hades has to find him before he can unleash his rage upon the mortal realm, only to find out that cerberus was found by a child who tamed him by sharing her after-school snack with him and giving him pets, and he now has to figure out a way to sneak into the suburbs and avoid getting the cops called on him while he steals his three-headed hell-hound back from a five year old girl

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Caring For Baby

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meeting the old gods