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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

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By age 30 you should have

- depression

- At least one tumblr mutual whose real life adult job is gay erotica

- highly specific beef with a relatively obscure government entity

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When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

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Soo. Fallout76 came out with the Glow of the Ghoul update, making it possible for players to become and play a ghoul themselves.

Did I create a human John Hancock (as close to the source material as possible) just to ghoulify him?

Yes.

Did I have someone write a mod for me, so I could get my hands on Hancock's iconic red frock in game?

Oh yes.

Did I record a bunch of FO76 emotes since they simply don't exist in FO4 (so I've never seen Hancock do them)?

Weird, but also, yes.

Did it take me way too fucking long?

Yes, and I need help.

Did I want to share them with you guys?

Oh yes lol.

(I am very sorry about the quality of some of those - Tumblr's rule of not allowing several mp4s is just mind boggling. Also, I do own way too many atom store items.)

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I cannot tell you how often I have to use this when booking appointments. My legal name is hard to spell out, and it leads to a lot of frustration on both ends.

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

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this shouldn't be so damn funny and equally so sad.

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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Oh, hey. Dear Hancock artists. 👋🏻 I have a treat for us. Took a good close look into the game files of Fallout76 and snapped a few reference pics under neutral light for y'all.

(Unfortunately his fit is the only one you can't obtain ingame in 76, in contrast to the other companions)

Ever wanted to see his pants without the coat? lol, prepare

Also, hat!

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Hevi reissu (2018) dir. Juuso Laatio, Jukka Vidgren

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Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of freelance translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because companies didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do y’all know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

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If anti-maskers existed during WWII

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Looking at this drawing will give you cavities - I apologize for the damage to your teeth 😔 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I drew these for last month’s drawing challenge on drawing glossy surfaces! If you like monthly drawing challenges, head on over to my Patreon ~ we just got started on the October challenge! 💖

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I'm gonna be at Kassel this weekend.

But to be for real, I just wanted to post up nihil and secondo that I did.

and the TMA poster.

And the Kentucky fried Falin Bucket.

My art and fandom is all over the place and I regret nothing.

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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

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✨💎To the tenebrous prince Andhera, Scion of the Unseelie court 💎✨

 I’m very sad this season is over but I had to draw my favourite character! 

I love Omar for creating this awkward apple juice drinking ace legend I can relate so much to 💜