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reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

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when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

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remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

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Okay but is the juice so acidic it can melt bike seats? Or did she finally work out that kink in the banapple

Source

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if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

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Possible 19% swing in Hillary Clinton’s favor happened in Chicago that may have not only lost Chicago, but the entire state of Illinois for Bernie Sanders after it was discovered that State Board of Elections Auditors were witnessed changing votes to match reported Primary night totals.

Starts around the 24 minute mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSNTauWPkTc&feature=youtu.be&t=24m37s

Nevada, New York, and now Illinois, state after state is running into potential tampering in Clinton’s favor.

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What I find pretty funny about BB8′s reaction to telling where the base is

is that 

Either BB is giving  Finn a thumbs up like

Or he is giving him the middle finger like

But both are hilarious.

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when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

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The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me, I’ll be finding the other six.

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the tfa main characters as toddlers I have babysat

kylo ren: the toddler who communicates entirely by screaming. you give him your IPhone to calm him down. he deletes all your apps.

finn: the toddler who will accept a piggyback ride from anyone, anytime. he just learned the alphabet song. he is so proud.

rey: the toddler who knows how to climb the stairs (and also the bookcase) but does not know how gravity works. she is one inch away from severe bodily harm at any given moment.

poe: the toddler who wants to go to the train station just so he can watch the trains go by. he subsists entirely on dinosaur chicken nuggets. he waves hello to the trains.

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Deadpool (2016)

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commission from @clqrkkent

(Robin) Jason in floral clothes [ with a twist HAHA ] 

meet  WONDER BOY

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My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people

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How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

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do u think spiders cry themselves to sleep bc they get so much hate

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"Okay but hear me out. Magic cats that select one of their own to ascend to another plane of existence via alien staircase to be reincarnated."

Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”