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god I never posted how bright and blue the sonic tree is at night
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I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now
there will be lawsuits over this stuff
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes
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have you guys heard of this twitter bot that posts custom license plate submissions
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Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!
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Meanwhile on what I'm guessing is the Finnish edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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