zephyronthewind

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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This happened at a Coldplay concert, Gillette Stadium, Boston, 15 July 2025.

The internet found them. He's a CEO, married with 2 children. She's the CPO and supposedly married too, working at the same company.

The guy's name is Andy and he is getting dragged on LinkedIn. Here's one example:

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Had enough of bath time thanks

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

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Right now Pluto is (just barely) the largest object in the Kuiper Belt but it wasn't always.

Neptune's moon Triton used to be a Kuiper Belt object before being captured by Neptune's gravity, and it's larger than Pluto.

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I made you into a card! Here's the text to make your job easier:

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

When Hellsite Genetics enters, choose a creature type, when a non-token creature of that type other than Hellsite Genetics leaves the battlefield, create a token copy of that card with two vanishing tokens.

"Moth."

String identified: Cagg (T ca cat t.) t Gtc t, c a cat t, a -t cat tat t t ta t Gtc a t att, cat a t c tat ca t t ag t. "t."

Closest match: Timandra comae genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Blood-Vein

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THE KIDS ARE JUMPSTYLING NATURE IS HEALINGGGGGGGG WERE SO BACK

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I've said it before and i'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR, JOHN GREEN

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I like in avatar when they sneak into omashu and Aang is like "I'm mr Pippinpaddleopsicopolis" and the king thinks "this is obviously Aang, my old friend, who is still 12 for some weird reason" and then turns around and goes "of course, mr Pippinpaddleopsicopolis"

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From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

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