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fruit salad…

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can’t even leave him alone for one minute

based on this

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It's normal to want to f-ck your most annoyingggg yet devastatingly handsome friend right? Especially when he's pissing you off.

close up ->

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can we get some Hudson but it's Wilson and cuddy like fawning and fighting over house [that could be platonic or otherwise 😼]

living the bisexual dream 🙏

comms open - info pinned

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Heyyy….doth thee mind if i request Park and Chase being (non-specific) freaks…..𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or not………….

they’d definitely do one of those fuckass JC Penny photoshoots together 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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i am cringe but this had to be done

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JW: About to go pick up food. Call me back.

GH: Can’t. Jerking off

JW: Hurry up.

GH: U want me to jerk off faster

JW: Sure. Whatever. Just call me when you’re done.

GH: What else do u want me to do

JW: What do you mean?

GH: U want me to go faster

GH: What else 

JW: ?

GH: Is this ur first time sexting or something

JW: Yes?

JW: We are not sexting.

GH: Well we WERE. Party pooper

JW: Just get it over with already.

GH: U want me to cum already? I just started :( 

JW: Does it usually take you this long?

GH: I can go all night big daddy

JW: Do not call me that.

GH: :P

GH: What should I call u

JW: My name.

GH: James… Jimmy…

JW: Either is fine. 

GH: U dont like being called Wilson in bed?

JW: No one has ever called me Wilson in bed.

GH: So I’d be the first 

JW: We are not in bed. You’re probably on your couch. 

GH: Damn u know me so well

JW: I also know you’re not jerking off.

GH: Yes I am. Look

GH: [MMS Received]

JW: House! You did NOT just send me a picture of your lubed up dick. 

GH: Told u

GH: Are u gonna take care of this or what

JW: How can you possibly still be going?

GH: I’m waiting for u to keep sexting so I can finish

GH: Duh

JW: You’re insufferable. I don’t know why I put up with you.

GH: Oh yea I love being degraded in bed. Keep talking dirty to me

JW: I just wanted to have dinner. 

GH: U could feed me ur big thick cock for dessert

JW: Jesus Christ, House.

GH: Are u hard

JW: I’m sitting in my car.

GH: That’s not a no

JW: I only needed you to call me so I could ask what you wanted to eat tonight.

GH: U know what I wanna eat ;)

JW: No, I don’t. Just give me an answer.

GH: I’ll give u what u want if u give me what I want

JW: I really shouldn’t be encouraging this behaviour. 

GH: Yet u will anyway

JW: You know, we have very few boundaries left in this friendship that you haven't completely trampled on.

GH: I am now bulldozing over this one 

GH: BRRRVVVVVVGGRRR (bulldozer sound) 

JW: Brat.

GH: Now we’re getting somewhere!!!

JW: Take your pants off and lie back.

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waiter waiter!! more house please!!!

Heres another random AU that I WILL be building on

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Hilson doodle (they touch foreheads <3)

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captain james t cunt of the mothership enterpussy and his first officer mr. serve

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Has this been done yet

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For my birthday my sister gave me an USB stick that contains all the Hannibal episodes with extras and all. And she was like "It's incomplete, I looked for season 4 everywhere and I can't find it"

I was like "Welcome to my life"

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“Laios is such a freak, he’s too weird” OH NO! my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery! What’s next? The sexy hunk is too autistic? GET OUT OF HERE!!

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South Park, Robert Smith

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Whats your hogwarts house?

(I hate the author, love the universe)

this one