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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

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disposable vapes are kind of insane from a supply chain perspective. if you told someone in 2000 that we'd have cigarette replacements with LCD screens designed to be thrown in the trash, you'd be kind of a piece of shit for not warning them about 9/11 instead

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The entire Al Jazeera crew in Gaza City was assassinated, including its reporters and cameramen:

Reporter: Anas Al-Sharif

Reporter: Mohammed Qreiqah

Cameraman: Ibrahim Zaher

Cameraman: Mo’men Alwiyeh

Crew driver: Mohammed Noufal

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They’re putting Pjackk in Philly

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Baltimore on wplace is about what you'd hope for.

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I feel like Lovecraft's "Cool Air" gets a bad rap as the iconic example of the author's weird anxieties informing his work, both because "my upstairs neighbour has a bizarre obsession with air conditioning and forcibly recruits me to help him install a series of increasingly powerful AC systems, to the point that portions of his apartment are literally freezing over, and in the end it turns out that he was undead and using AC to prevent his body from decaying" is a fairly solid premise for a Twilight Zone episode, and also because there are Lovecraft stories where the inciting anxiety is objectively much dumber.

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i dont want kids but there is something alluring about setting your offspring on a doomed quest

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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Structurally, Heathcliff in its present form is just shitty referential meme humour where 90% of the time the punchline is "laugh because you recognise this reference", except the memes it's referencing exist only in the author's head, which explains basically everything about why Tumblr is into it.

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visiting the Vatican next week do you have any requests

I need you to steal the ark of the covenant

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any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?

You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.

— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)