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that one httyd fic that changed the chemistry of your brain: complications with time by JustAnotherFacelessAuthor

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daily planet workplace romcom. 💜 (see you soon, SDCC! artist alley table HH-24.)

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just read @dearinglovebot’s meet me at the blue diner on AO3 and it was so good! so special and so sensitive with the character

it was awesome to read about a character when it was written by someone who clearly understands it

thank you for that!

i just didn’t understand the title 😭 if you see this and if you could explain i’d love it

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Notes for Jurassic World fic(s) I will never write:

Gray and Zach are so close now.

Zach is... obsessive about knowing where Gray is, and keeping an eye on him at all times. This results in his girlfriend quickly dumping him. He honestly doesn't care.

Gray has some troubles sleeping, but Zach has a really rough time. Unless he can hear or feel his little brother near by.

Gray's habit has always been to study whatever scares him, 'knowledge not fear' is his motto. He is torn in the case of the dinosaurs. Sometimes he never wants to think about them again. Sometimes he devours another book about them, and can't stop spouting facts at the supper table.

Zach is all in on studying the dinos. He reads everything. He learns to roll with Gray when his little brother is getting overwhelmed with it and doesn't even want to hear the word 'dinosaur'.

Claire and Owen come to stay for a couple weeks after the initial crisis.

Karen instantly clocks that Owen is only person Zach trusts to watch Gray without him.

Gray is out in the back yard learning survival skills from Owen, and Zach falls dead asleep on the couch.

When Owen is there Zach stops being the 'dad' and just acts like a teenage boy. Both kids relax around Owen like they haven't since the island.

Especially after their parents get divorced, they both stay in close contact with Owen, even after he and Claire break up.

He shows up out of the blue for birthday parties, and then stays for a week. He also vets all of Karen's man-friends and is right every time.

Zach takes a gap-year to work, and because he's not sure what he wants to do. He and Gray are still super tight, and he's reluctant to leave his little brother to the wolves of high-school (especially a genius nerd who has already skipped one grade and is on the cusp of skipping another)

It's all over the news the morning after the world as they knew it ends (again). Dinosaurs loose in America. Gray goes white as paper. Under the table his hand finds Zach's. Mom turns the TV off.

Gray is fumbling for his phone (Zach insisted he have one after the island), calling Owen.

Maisie, Claire, and Owen come to visit for a week or two, so Maisie can be around other kids who know a bit about what it's like to be attacked by dinosaurs.

Gray and Maisie really hit it off. They get up to mischief and annoy the heck out of Zach and snuggle up to Owen on the couch so he can't get up when they fall asleep on him. (Claire takes pictures.)

The boys promise to visit at the cabin (though they know Mom will probably never let them, just because she still hasn't let them travel alone, but three more years and Gray will be 18, so they can do whatever they want).

Zach teaches Gray how to drive.

And this is from 1 and 2. Still have to see 3 a second time. Will have more ideas then, no doubt.

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How I would have reacted in Jurassic World: Rebirth

Them: We need you to come with us to the island, we need a blood sample of this dinosaur.

Me: Uh.. did you not see what happened the last six times someone visited their domain????

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MY SHOW

#hes just like me for real

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Behold! The ladies!!

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Tony keeps in touch with Harley post IM3.

Tony hacks into Harley's school to see what his grades are and it not clocking that he could literally just ask about it.

Tony keeping up with the Keener’s via twice monthly phone calls that turn into weekly ones that turn into Tony and Mrs. Keener texting back and forth.

Tony invites the kid to visit during a school break where they both just tinker with things. Harley is nervous at first until they meet up again and they start snarking back and forth.

At least one minor fire or explosion happens. If asked, neither know what started it. (Tony was wiring a gauntlet and Harley jokingly called him Dad when Tony told him he had to do his homework.)

The Keener’s visit for a week in the summertime, Tony has bought the lake house earlier to have a place away from people. Mrs. Keener and Pepper get along pretty well and both the kids like Pepper, so Tony counts it as a win.

Tony offers to pay for Harley and his sister's education and Mrs. Keener took him up on it because there was no way she’d be able to afford to send both her kids to college unless one of them got a free ride and Tony shows he cares by spending money and making sure those he cares about are safe and comfortable.

Harley spends the summer before his freshman year of high school with Tony. Tony finds a used classic car and they spend the summer rebuilding it and upgrading the engine to run clean.

Tony finds Spider-Man and finds out he’s a year older than Harley. Tony panics because here’s another kid genius but this one's in way over his head and will stay in over his head regardless of if he has support or proper equipment. Tony decides that no one else is gonna help this kid and give him as much protection as he could if he built him a suit, so he does just that.

Tony finds out about Midtown through Peter and approaches Mrs. Keener with an opportunity for Harley. (It's a genius school and it's practically a feeder to MIT, it'll be great.) Harley moves into the tower that Tony has kept here because he has reason to stay in the city.

Tony is a lot better at dealing with a kid because he's been hanging out with Harley so long, so he invites Peter over to meet Harley and have lab time. 

Harley just quips “so you’re my replacement?” to Peter and Peter immediately panicking and stuttering over himself while Harley howls with laughter.

Harley helps Peter learn to be more comfortable around Tony by roasting Tony for twenty straight minutes and after a month of lab days enlists Peter's help in making a program for FRIDAY to blast Barbie Girl when Tony has spent 24 hours or more in the lab.

Peter asks Harley to hang out with Ned outside of lab days. The three of them end up building a LEGO Deathstar and have drawn up the plans to be able to make it hover the next lab day.

Peter and Harley become thick as thieves and get to the point of that weird twin telepathy especially when it comes to being sassy.

One school break the three of them didn't go outside for the first four days, just spending most of the time in the lab so Pepper comes in and orders them to go outside for once my god Tony. Take them to your favorite burger place, I don't care, just be outside.

This leads to the three of them getting Pap'd. ("Yeah, I was out to lunch with my two interns, what's the matter with that?" is the quote above a picture of him laughing as the two boys pretend their straw wrappers are mustaches.)

This leads Tony to realize that he hadn't actually gotten the boys registered as his interns and remedies this immediately. (with backpay into a trust for each of them(Harley already gets an allowance, Tony has no idea how much is the proper amount to give to a 14 year old, and so usually gives him a few of whatever bills are in his wallet.))

Tony decides that now that they're officially employees of SI, that means they get to check out the place and so brings them down to R&D where everybody is immediately charmed by Peter and amused by Harley. The boys end up talking to the interns on the floor while Tony discusses the latest StarkPad.

One lab day both Harley and Peter look exhausted but Peter still showed up for lab time so they make their way there. Tony takes one look at them and asks FRIDAY to scan them, they both have fevers and he herds them into his living room.

Tony orders all the cold remedies he can think of to be brought up to the penthouse. Tony instructs the boys to pick a movie while he gathers blankets and dumps them on the boys.

Tony frantically texting Harley's mom and May asking them what he should do I've never taken care of a sick kid before, there are two of them, what do I do??

May asks Tony if Peter can stay the night because she's working a double that she can't get out of. He says yes if she can tell him what to do for sick kids because Harley's mom hasn't been able to respond.

Tony ends up joining the boys on the couch after forcing each of them to take cold medicine and thrusting a bowl of chicken noodle soup into each of their hands. Tony's in between the boys.

Over the course of WALL-E each boy begins to sag eventually trapping Tony on the couch. He's got one drooling in his shoulder and another drooling on his thigh. He asks FRIDAY to take several pictures before going back to his work on his StarkPad.

This starts Peter staying over whenever May is working night shifts. Then staying over every other weekend. Then Tony invites May and Peter to go on vacation to the lake house for a few days in the summer.

The Keener family is also present and May, Pepper and Mrs. Keener get on like a house on fire. Peter loves playing with Abbie with Harley. Three group chats are made that day. The adults in a co-parenting chat, the ladies in an exasperated with our geniuses chat and the kids in a sass and meme chat.

Just, Tony becomes a dad to two brilliant boys (and maybe one of the boy's baby sisters too depending how you want to write her).

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the main thing to know about tony stark is that he’s always flirting with someone but usually it’s death. occasionally he takes a break and flirts with women/his coworkers/his alter ego/government officials/villains. but usually it’s death.

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Can anyone relate?

( also btw im re-watching complete MCU, i was thinking of doing like a reviews or thoughts on the movies, or the things I've missed before of my pepperony headcanons or smthng fun.What do u all say?)

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and one day,

I am gonna grow wings

a chemical reaction.

No because it suits them so well ok, let me indulge (#ﾟДﾟ)y-~~ (get it the wings are sam, them kissing is the chemical reaction.....)

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~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages

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Rec list of my favourite HanLeia focused AU fics

Han/Leia Appreciation Week 2023

Hosted by @hanleiacelebration

Day 6 Prompt: AU/Canon Divergence

Baby’s first fandom event! I thought I won’t participate, but my sudden thoughts about HanLeia AUs and that I saw that rec lists are also an option made me change my mind. I wanted to do this one for a long time now!

The biggest challenge in writing an AU is finding out how the different circumstances affect the charachters’ personalities, how they will be different from Canon, while at the same time finding those core personality traits that can not be changed by anything. This is why I love AUs so much, seeing all these possibilities and seeing how the wonderful writers solve the characterisations.

The Return From the Event Horizon by Ivylore – Far the best AU, not just AU, fic I have ever read! The perfect representation of Han and Leia finding and wanting each other in every story. Object lesson of how to do the characterisation of the same people in drastically different settings. On ff.net exists the first version with more chapters!

Assembled Matrimony by @ravens23princess – Second favourite, a really unique, interesting idea! Shows the opposite of what we are used to, when getting together is easier than usual, but navigating that relationship is the real deal.

Prom Series by youandmeinlove (sadly an orphan account) – shameless high school AU fluff, but hey, we deserve it, Han and Leia also deserve it!

Making Choices by Falcon_Etti – The whole fandom along with the entire Rebel Base begged them ’Just admit it!’ Well, in this they admitted it.

You Are My Sunshine by Jaina Durron – the perfect World War II story with bonus Organa family feelings!

Godhood by @silvereddaye – A really clever story and a really smart twist on Greek Mithology.

Piecing Together the Truth by @stephpuppet – Such an exciting mystery, itt kills me that it’s unfinished, but still worth the read. Again a really creative idea!

New Hope, Indiana by Cicatrick – What a fic! What a detailed story and background! Han’s characterisation is so on point! Perfect HanLeia! (And it’s finished!)

Got to kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight by @otterandterrier – The Imperial Han idea is shamefully neglected, so this one is close to my heart. In AUs I prefer longfics with a solid context, but this one is a proof that in just a thousand words a so complex story with lots of little details can be created.

From a Certain Point of View by ShouldIGetOutandPush – So much angst, I cried so much, but it’s a happy end and perfect HanLeia! (And it’s finished!)

Bad Advice for Secret Affairs by LASOS @1000-alshain – Only two chapters from 15 years ago, but I’m just obsessed with the idea, I’m thinking about the possible continuation too much.

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*draws a picture for my fanfic again* 500 IQ move

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Just finished reading Complications With Time by @justanotherfacelessauthor on AO3 and it both healed and shattered a part of me 🥺😭❤️

I avoided the fic for a while because of the timetravel, but it was so well written that I just want to say thank fuck I read it in the end because what a gem

I highly reccommend the fic if you want an AU between Hiccup and Stoick that has not really been done before (as I have seen).

Thank you Author for this gift, but know I'm also mailing my therapy bill to you🫶

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63179536/chapters/161810905