“Mein Glas war zwar halb leer, aber jetzt hab’ ich es in verschiedene Schnapsgläser aufgeteilt und jetzt ist jedes einzelne randvoll.”
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alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack
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Lass uns streiten, aber niemals getrennte Wege gehen
(via ab-gewandt)
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your 20's be like
me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
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If you lose a friend because you’re honest, it wasn’t a good friend.
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SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
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asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
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All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex
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Wenn man’s nur jeden Tag selbst zu sich sagt, dann wird jede Lüge irgendwann wahr.
Prinz Pi (via deutschrap-zitate)
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Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of ourselves in everything we used to love
Drake (via rap-auf-deutsch)
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Signs that hate country music
aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces
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