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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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Everyone involved in the preparation, delivery, purchase and consumption of a pizza from Tony’s New York-Style Pizzeria was thoroughly baked off his ass, it was reported Monday.
“From its creation at the hands of a stoned-out-of-his-mind pizzeria employee to its eventual consumption by a group of guys so unbelievably high they didn’t even realize they had mistakenly given the delivery driver a $20 tip, this pizza spent its entire existence in a dense cloud of marijuana fumes,” said pizza-industry watchdog Roger Dernier, who has been monitoring the link between pizza production and illegal drug use since 1991. “In the brief time this pizza spent on Earth, at no point did it come into contact with a single non-stoned human being.”
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I don't care if its uncalled for, I don't care if it doesn't fit the genre, I don't care if it was necessary to the plot. I will never not love an Akira slide.
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Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
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The Fallen Angel (1847), Alexandre Cabanel
An Apple a Day: Day 4 (2025), Wayneradiotv
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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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To this day,
"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"
is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.
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this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

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bed covered in plushies is a wonderful idea until you have to change the sheets and then you'll discover true pain
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