zillyon

[zillyon]

honey double

[zillyon]

House of Cards sentence starters

Change pronouns / descriptors as necessary!

“I have no patience for useless things.”

“We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning.”

“We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with.”

“What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on.”

“Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.”

“I know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises.”

“You haven’t earned the right to be treated as an adult.”

“So you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that’s arrogance?”

“You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from.”

“Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me.”

“Love of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt.”

“He believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine.”

“Just making an observation.”

“Are you letting pride cloud your judgment?”

“I’m the only person who believes in you, but maybe that’s one too many.”

“Maybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless.”

“I promise you’ll never be bored.”

“He was the only one who understood me. He didn’t put me on some pedestal.”

“The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me.”

“I can smell the cock on your breath from here.”

“He’d never go for you. You’re too intimidating.”

“I’ve been doing this a long time. I know when I’ve scraped all the shit off the shoe.”

“Do you get off on this or something?”

“There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.”

“I have to put fear in other people.”

“I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option.”

“I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it.”

“Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”

“If I didn’t think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you.”

“I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn.”

“When did that happen?”

“You don’t understand. I’m not afraid of you anymore.”

“I’ve known everything from the beginning.”

“I’m not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes.”

“I wanted to be significant.”

“I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury.”

“You had a choice. You chose not to be free.”

“Success is a mixture of preparation and luck.”

“Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions, at all. They’re instincts. Which can be of value.”

“He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls.”

“Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them.”

“You have a reputation for pragmatism.”

“You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return.”

“Now, the humane way to do it is to make it quick.”

“I took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet.”

“I have been fearless. But, you know what? I’m really fucking scared this time.”

“Grief demands an answer, but sometimes there isn’t one.”

“If we never did anything we shouldn’t do, we’d never feel good about doing the things we should.”

“It’s personal for me now. I don’t have a choice, but you still do.”

“Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear.”

“There is no sacred ground for the conquered.”

“You may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns.”

“You’re nothing. You’re a parasite.”

“I’m not who you want to be your poster girl.”

“I’ve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment.”

“Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you.”

“I ain’t one for lookin’ back. Eyes ahead.”

“From the lion’s den to a pack of wolves. When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.”

“I don’t know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both.”

“Seduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands.”

“I’ve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do.”

“I said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen.”

“Power is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts.”

“What is wrong with you?! Why can’t you just leave me be?!”

“All you have ever done is fuck up my life!”

“Such a waste of talent.”

“Discuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet.”

“Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference.”

“Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing.”

“There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering.”

“Let’s make him suffer.”

[zillyon]

"The correct term is fabulous.”

mixed sentence starters  

ridiculous, was the term lyon had chosen to use.

it was a crime worse than lyon’s own punishable-by-law crimes whenever a gorgeous figure was wasted on haute couture –ridiculous ensembles that granted little flattery on the curves and mismatching colours that only soured the common eye.

fashion, they would call it. fabulous, a fashion worker such as minseo would describe it.

ridiculous, it remained.

lyon’s bottom lip jutted out as he whined, “wear what i picked out insteaaaad.” he held up the jeans and white tee –a typical pick for a guy, but for a reason. “do you want to look smokin’…” he pointed at his superior choice, “or do you want to look like a glorified peacock festival?” his hand fell sadly in her direction.

[zillyon]

                          who i am and what i do depends on how much money you have.

                                  [  baekhyun / lyon. 23. semi-successful con-artist.  ]

                 + makes up fake personas with heart-wrenching stories to swindle money                     + would target even the brokest ass for a free lunch (that includes you)

        // PROFILE. PERSONAS.  HOLY GUIDE. NOTE.                                    (   I.   II.   III.  )

[zillyon]

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                                             + AU. LIT. CRACK & ANGST. FOLLOW.

[zillyon]

( mixed sentence starters; )

“You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”

“Please say you’ll be mine –  forever maybe?”

“If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”

“…– all my love is for you.”

“What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”

“Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”

“If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”

“That’s my girl/boy!”

“Am I really good enough for you?”

“Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”

“Drinks on me tonight.”

“We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”

“I’ll eat you up.”

“I think I’m in love.”

“So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”

“Can’t get enough.”

“Sharing equals caring.”

“If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”

“I guess this is goodbye then…”

“You’re not even going to try and make this work?”

“Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”

“You’re blushing – how adorable.”

“You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”

“I have no intention of giving you to others.”

“Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”

“Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning – I’m not awake yet.”

“Promise me okay?”

“No – I’ve just got more things on my mind.”

“Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”

“No, it has nothing to do with you.”

“Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”

“Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”

“Do you really want to touch me?”

“You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”

“W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”

“My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”

“Are you lonely perhaps?”

“You want to sleep some more? Come here.”

“Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”

“My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”

“I wanna break your heart.”

“When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”

“If only someone loved you.”

“You’ll never be good enough.”

“Fuck you.”

“Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”

“On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”

“Where’s my goodnight kiss.”

“I love you.”

“You shouldn’t love me.”

“I’m worthless.”

“I’m not worth it.”

“I’ll rip your heart out – don’t even think about it.”

“Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”

“What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”

“What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”

“Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”

“Oh wow you really are a girl/boy – coulda fooled me.”

“Ew. Couples.”

“I’m gonna marry you one day.”

“Sing for me please?”

“You have such a pretty voice.”

“That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”

“Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”

“ – and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”

“If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”

“The correct term is fabulous.”

“I. Will. Break. You.”

[zillyon]

Humiliation Starters

“You’re dragging toilet roll along with you…” “Hey, I’m today’s model– Oh, this isn’t the nude drawing class, is it?” “I think someone played a prank on you, unless you intended to walk around with this advert stuck to your back?” “Oh sorry, I didn’t know you were in here! And changing…” “I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear you sing along to that.” “Your zipper is undone…” “Can you help me? I can’t get into my car– Oh… this isn’t my car.” “Oh my god, how long have you been here?! You didn’t hear anything, right? I thought I was home alone.” “I thought this was a nude beach…” “Did you intend to send this to your whole contact list?” “How was I supposed to know that this wasn’t normal attire for a wedding?! I thought it was rather colourful.” “Oh god, I didn’t realise this was your bag. I’ve got one that looks exactly the same.” “Yeah, I can give you the directions. It’s right behind you.” “Oh shit, was that your coffee? I thought it was mine, sorry! This cafe is too small.” “Haha! Who has a name like that?! Oh– you weren’t kidding?”

[zillyon]

mini hiatus notice;

i haven’t dropped the threads or plots i have right now. i’m still interested in this muse. just busy. 

see you all soon.  

[zillyon]

baekhyun’s expression fell completely. 

                                                  he did not take well to people being difficult.

he whined loudly, ❝ science can suck my ass, just carry me!❞   his hand waved wildly in the air at the other like a threat. if he had a giant hammer, he’d hit the boy in the head for That Anime effect-- but alas he would have to settle for less. 

skepticism is a bore, therefore! that’s exactly what he’ll aim for. “your exaggeration is highly amusing but science wouldn’t agree with your determination!” if he has his reading glasses on he’d adjust them for That Anime effect– but alas he would have to settle for less.

[zillyon]

you are just as beautiful as the sunlight.

[zillyon]

misbhved

✖

❝ uh, a treatment short nothing from perfect.” came the answer to her rhetorical question with a raised brow. ❝do i look like i take excuses?❞ 

                                  in fact, he did. he looked like a feeble wimp with                                   only half his balls in place; but don’t tell him that or he                                                 might cry, (and prove you right). 

he spared a nonchalant glance at the vile wound across the girl’s arm, ❝ plus, you can’t treat any cut that deep with that sad piece of cotton; you need a proper disinfectant.❞  

don’t get him wrong, he wasn’t giving advice out of an ounce of sympathy --baekhyun didn’t treat anybody nicely without a direct gain. he merely took the chance to show off what little medical knowledge he had. 

[zillyon]

angelinblvck​

♣

baekhyun winced. of course, he knew he sounded like a child. a damn cute child. that was the whole fuckin’ point! was there something wrong with her that she didn’t know to play along and coo to it?

                 hmph.

                nobody turned down baekhyun                 without being made to feel guilty and crappy about it.

suddenly, his expression fell, and he blinked wide, doe eyes at the other. 

❝ r-really? you’ll... let me have them?” his gaze fell on the earphones in his hands, a lone stroke grazing its lavish earrest. slowly, his lips quirked into a small smile ❝ i’d love to… i haven’t had anything this fancy since i...had to run away from home.❞

he was so fuckin good at acting, it almost made him tear up. yeah! damn right! he was good! suck on that, rude stranger! 

he continued speaking quietly, as if in a daze

❝ it was my mum who used to buy me such luxuries. she looked a bit like you, actually! ❞ his smile grew, but it was only momentary, ❝ i haven’t seen her in over five years… i hope she’s happy where she is… 

                                   ....in heaven... ❞

damn. nice touch.

❝ ah--! sorry! i’m revealing too much!! ❞ he faked an embarrassed smile, with the tip of his tongue teasing out, ❝ i just felt a really strong connection to you, i couldn’t help it!❞

[zillyon]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text Send ✘ for an unsent text Send ☠ for a threatening message Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message Send ♣ for a drunk message

[zillyon]

3

questions | for: vartouhix​ | open

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

❝ah, i got drunk with a friend last night so i don’t remember-- ❞ he shrugged with a slight raise of his eyebrows. ❝ just to have given you an answer -- before bed, i usually think about world peace, meaning of life, and how to best help the people around me.❞ he lied with a serious nod. 

[zillyon]

Number five.

questions | for: missxbrown | open

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

❝ eugh, growing old for sure.❞ he huffed, nose crinkling at the thought. ❝i’m cute right now but can you imagine these beautiful, squishy cheeks sagging?! gross.❞

[zillyon]

aLL QUESTIONS jk jk 12, 17, 24 & 46

questions | for: consilian​ | open

12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

❝hm, i pretty much always say what’s on my mind…❞ he flipped his hair with an arrogant smile.  

❝BUT-! i guess i have a lot of “sorry”s in mind to the people i’ve left behind.❞ 

17: what is on your wrists right now?

❝nothing.” he said confidently, right as he pulled his hand behind his back to hide the bright pink friendship bracelet on his wrist.  

24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

❝i’m saving up for something right now, so i should add it to that fund; but knowing me i’d blow it on some really stupid impulse purchase❞ he rubbed his temples with a groan, ❝ i bought a damn air purifier the other day. who the fuck needs an air purifier.❞ 

46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

there it was, the ear-grating sound of baekhyun laughing for an hour straight.