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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

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he sells his patterns on etsy!!! he’s also on instagram and youtube- his name is marcus and he’s pretty damn cool :)

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it's soooo cool that the dinosaurs in jurassic park are all genderfluid

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal