zoevanwinkle
zoevanwinkle
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zoevanwinkle · 9 months ago
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//no warning tags applied, 502 words//
How irresponsible, Mark thinks. The Farmer is always stretching themselves thin. From managing their farm, running people's errands, fighting monsters within the shadows–the Farmer has a lot on their plate.
And despite Mark's initial indifference towards the Farmer, pity begins to well when he sees the Farmer sleeping so soundly beneath the tree in the Woodlands. Sleeping so peacefully that even the bypassing insects weren't startled by their moving chest.
Might be from exhaustion, he thinks. No wonder; day and night the Farmer goes here and there doing things of many sorts.
Mark sighs. How can the Farmer be so irresponsible. Sure, sleeping on the open grass under the shade of the oak tree seems nice, but he'd reckoned the Farmer might get rashes and itches all across their body.
Mark approaches the Farmer, crouching so that he can see the Farmer's face that is partially obscured by their straw-hat (did the Farmer bought it recently?), gently nudging the Farmer to wake.
Yet, the Farmer remains oblivious towards Mark's nudging. Instead, they lean more towards the tree, a small, satisfied smile etches across their face as they say "Just five more minutes," as though Mark was waking the Farmer up from their daily sleep.
Mark sighs, again. How helpless. With one swift motion, Mark hoists the Farmer up, craddling them protectively to ensure their security within his arms before walking. Their home is not that far, so it is not that far of a journey.
But such sudden movement immediately jolts the Farmer awake, their eyes widen as they were lifted out from the earth below before they begin to register the presence of strong arms around them, securing them in place. Only when the Farmer turns towards Mark does they speak.
"M-mark?!" the Farmer's mouth agape, still trying to make sense of the situation, "What are you doing?"
"Bringing you home," Mark says, his face stoic and cold as ever yet his tone betrays the warmth that already exuding within, "You're tired."
The Farmer doesn't know what to say to that. Indeed, they were tired.
"I..." Alas, there's no other appropriate response but a little, "Thank you... Mark..."
Despite his overall apathetic aura, his lips quirk upwards a bit, though not noticeable enough for anyone to notice.
"You know, it's amazing how you manage to keep all those plants alive..." he sighs, now the Farmer's farm is within views. He sees a vast piece of land decorated by nothing but crops that the Farmer had planted. Otherwise, there's untouched land beyond the fences.
"Yet you can barely take care of yourself." and Mark's expression soften a bit. He then looks down at the Farmer, who has a bewildered expression across their face.
"You ought to take better care of yourself, okay?" and as if the last wall had collapsed, the Farmer witnesses Mark smiling. Not at anyone else. Or anything else. But at them.
The Farmer smiles. Again, still confused, yet they're slowly taking in this development.
"Thank you, Mark."
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🌻A little note from me🌻
Thank you for reading! I hope you like this one! I really love Mark and the only other fan fiction of Mark is about him adopting a pet and I love it so much!!! To contribute to the scarcity of Mark-related content, I wrote this one just for fellow Mark-lovers out there!
Also, if you notice, the last few dialogues from Mark is heavily taken and inspired from his own dialogue in game;
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Which I interpret as Mark softening up with the Farmer, which is a development I yearn for!!!
Anyway, again, thank you for reading and see you guys when I see you!!!
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zoevanwinkle · 1 year ago
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Love potion au.
Merlin is drugged by a love potion and grows increasingly affectionate with Arthur.
Arthur doesn't think anything by it and just lets it happen, because it's Merlin and Merlin always does whatever he wants.
Time skip of two months.
Arthur is sitting with his father at court, Merlin chilling in his lap.
Uther: son... Could you... Send your servant away?
Arthur: ??? But it's Merlin
Uther: he's very clingy. This isn't seeming for a future king
Arthur: well, it's not like I know what normal human interaction looks like, since someone forgot to tell me.
Uther: put him down
Arthur: why? He's not doing anything wrong!
Uther: son, you must be under a love potion
And that's when drugged Merlin panics and tries to find the antidote. Only to test it on himself and breaking the spell on accident.
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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I was minding my own goddamn business only to suddenly remember this scene exists
I don't know how to explain it, but it's addressing something so visceral in me.
Like. Did anyone ever expand on how Arthur literally didn't even blink before getting up to save Merlin from the onslaught he would have faced for his outrage? He just got up immediately and took Merlin away, held and handled his anger, and even gave him the respite (visiting Gaius) that he needed.
Wtf. Like boy no you're not supposed to be this fucking in sync with your manservant's reactions. But it's as if he predicted it even, because he saw in Merlin the exact same reaction he wanted to do, but had the tact not to because he grew up with boundaries. So he goes on to save his boy instead.
Sick of how much these two loved each other
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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Hey I'm trans what do I do now?
You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.
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zoevanwinkle · 2 years ago
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The Joker? Lex Luthor? Green Goblin? Voldemort? Palpatine etc none of these villans is more fanatic, crazy, sociopath and psychopath than Eobard Thawne aka Reverse Flash.
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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This person made a whole abandoned city in minecraft - Link
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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zoevanwinkle · 3 years ago
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