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I just don't believe you actually think that that's how Photos Printed is pronounced. I think you're takinjg me, and everybody else here, for a ride. You little green freak

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shoutout to offputting autistic people

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While pinball-like games – i.e., glass-fronted inclined tables with bells, bumpers, and spring-loaded ball launchers – were developed in France as early as the mid 1700s, these examples were games of chance, lacking any mechanism for the player to manipulate the ball once it was in play. Initial experiments in introducing an element of player skill by adding flippers proved unsatisfactory, as even the most efficient mechanical flippers were too weak to propel the ball all the way up the table. Pinball would not realise its modern form until the 1940s, with the introduction of power-assisted flippers driven by small electric motors; this final step could in theory have taken place much earlier, the first commercially viable small electric motors having been developed in the 1880s, but economic factors made it impractical.

At this point, one may note that Bram Stoker's famous novel Dracula takes place around 1897.

Thus, permitting only slight anachronism, it is just barely historically possible for Count Dracula to have owned a pinball machine.

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I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.

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Shocking revelations down at the golf course today.

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there are more cool trans women than you will ever be able to conceptualize

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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

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calls you "princess" condescendingly even though i am the princess

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Umbella ☂️

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you gotta be rockin' with fat lesbians of all types. Butch isn't a body type, not every single fat lesbian is butch. Not every single fat lesbian is a frilly pink poodle skirt pinup model femme either. You have to rock with all of us. Fat butches, fat femmes, fat lesbians who aren't either. You ESPECIALLY need to be rockin' with fat trans lesbians of all kinds. Fat women will always exist. Fat trans women will always exist. You CANNOT have lesbian community without fat women, of any kind. You HAVE to be with us.

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fuck off. I just know if I was a dog and my owner let go of my leash i'd be the dog that stops walking and looks at the owner for reassurance and not the dog that runs free

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If you want to lament, click on the "Lament" tab. Customize your wailing, writhing, and babbling, to make each lamentation a unique experience.

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i have Mix drawings i want to share and hannah told me to post Mix ass. so im posting Mix ass (cw nudity/blood)

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The day is at it's end, but yours is just beginning. You don't relish in what it is that you've set out to do tonight, but it has to be done.  It has to be done. Doesn't it? Meat Cute Aboard the Bunnycular is a yuri visual novel about two women in the wrong place the right time. One a starving hunter, the other her unwitting victim, trapped together on board a lonely funicular ride. Will the vampire be able to stop herself from ravaging this stranger? Will the prey realize what's going on before it's too late? Won't it be exciting to watch the spectacle unfold?

Hannahs(@hannahp0calypse) and I made this game for Toxic Yuri VN Jam! (link) You can play it right now, right here! (link)

Please check over the content advisory and all that, and let us know what you think if you give it a play-through! Thank you mwah-mwah etc

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be sure to keep your maid's winding-key somewhere it won't get lost