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no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
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I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
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we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek
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am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
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me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*
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me watchng how its made
there b some specific ass machines in this world
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I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
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I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
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